Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

[Crex Crex]

I’m still catching up on the thread. But I have come to really appreciate my small, rural school where everyone knew each other and shootings, trannies, and teenage pregnancies were unheard of. I can’t imagine growing up in an urban hellscape surrounded by niggers, faggots, and nigger faggots.

Barring middle, my school years were normal. Middle school in my country isn't bad because of urban degeneracy, it is basically a neglected no man's land used as a dumping ground for incompetent teachers and wiggers who go there only because they need to fail school twice to legally get out of it. I have a few stories from high school too, but they're not as outrageous as the ones from middle.

 

[Ilikeoreos]

When I was in elementary school there was this one kid a grade or two below who was so tall that I thought he was an older kid who kept getting held back. Turns out he just really was that tall.

 

[Lou Bega]

When I was in middle school there was this student who would just finger his girlfriend in the middle of class every day and nobody did anything about it.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

We had a girl in our high school who transferred over in our senior year. I never interacted with her but she seemed nice enough. Apparently she got drunk at a party with her friends and for some reason couldn't get to the bathroom so for a dare she took a shit in an empty shopping bag. Said friends weren't exactly quiet about it and word spread and for the rest of the school year everyone just knew her as the girl who shat in a bag.

In primary school we had a special needs kid in our class and he was so fucking loud and annoying that the teacher would keep him quiet by letting him spend 90% of the school day on the PC at the back of the room playing some Spiderman game. Other kids would rile him up by watching him and telling him he was shit at it and constantly asking for a turn to distract him and make him rage. A couple of months before we left for high school, he got so annoyed he screamed and threw his plastic pencil case on the floor and a pencil flew out and hit a girl in the eye.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Most of my high school were of Italian heritage (myself included), and all us guys called each other by our last names, even if we were close friends. Is this a guy thing, or an Italian thing?

This one time, I knocked on a friend's door, their mom answered and I said "Hi, Mrs. [X] is [X] home?"

I never realized the absurdity of the question until my friend brought it up a week later.

Edit: and no, my friend's name wasn't Mario Mario.

https://youtu.be/7MNEF7kjf9s?feature=shared

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Once when I was probably about 15 we had a student teacher who was doing training or something. She was like 20 years old or something, still in college. She would teach the class about once a week while the real teacher watched.

She had big dreams about how children were the future and how all our ideas were valid and creativity was applauded. She came up with a brilliant idea. Everyone do a report on anything you want, in any way you want, and share it with the class. No judgement. Be as silly or serious as you want. Write a paper, make a slide show, or even sing a song!

Well I'm not going to go into details about what my project was. Let's just say it was made of words I cut out of magazines and there were quotes from Ted Kaczynski, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson etc.

She was furious with my project and tried to get me in trouble. Luckily for me the real teacher told her basically, "You told the kids to make whatever they wanted with no rules and said everything was allowed with no judgement. You can't just let the kids do whatever they want. Since he did the work and there were no guidelines he technically did the assignment correctly."

I got an A from the real teacher.

 

[Crex Crex]

Well I'm not going to go into details about what my project was. Let's just say it was made of words I cut out of magazines and there were quotes from Ted Kaczynski, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson etc.

This sounds good, I want the details.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Once when I was probably about 15 we had a student teacher who was doing training or something. She was like 20 years old or something, still in college. She would teach the class about once a week while the real teacher watched.

She had big dreams about how children were the future and how all our ideas were valid and creativity was applauded. She came up with a brilliant idea. Everyone do a report on anything you want, in any way you want, and share it with the class. No judgement. Be as silly or serious as you want. Write a paper, make a slide show, or even sing a song!

Well I'm not going to go into details about what my project was. Let's just say it was made of words I cut out of magazines and there were quotes from Ted Kaczynski, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson etc.

She was furious with my project and tried to get me in trouble. Luckily for me the real teacher told her basically, "You told the kids to make whatever they wanted with no rules and said everything was allowed with no judgement. You can't just let the kids do whatever they want. Since he did the work and there were no guidelines he technically did the assignment correctly."

I got an A from the real teacher.

Kudos on smashing the student teacher's dreams.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

She came up with a brilliant idea. Everyone do a report on anything you want, in any way you want, and share it with the class. No judgement. Be as silly or serious as you want. Write a paper, make a slide show, or even sing a song!
...
She was furious with my project and tried to get me in trouble.

I hope she left the profession, what a fucking idiot. If she still managed to become a teacher and never learned her lesson, I hope her students gave her hell.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Here's a fun one: When I was a Junior in high school, the movie "Dodgeball" came out, so our class thought it would be a great idea to hold a dodgeball tournament to raise money for prom. Almost everybody named their team something racist, sexist, or some sort of double entendre.

There was one team made up with Mexican kids called "The Day Laborers" and had shirts with lawnmowers on them made.

I feel bad for kids now, because they'll never be allowed to hold a dodgeball tournament, let alone get away with the ethnic joke team names, at a school function.

 

[XavierRBlood]

I feel bad for kids now, because they'll never be allowed to hold a dodgeball tournament, let alone get away with the ethnic joke team names, at a school function.

Yeah, I only got out of HS only a few years ago but everyone's humor at my school is like if you took pretty much the humor of Anthpo, retard = funny and pretty much everything bad about modern internet humor( "ironic" faggotry, NSFW) and you got my HS experience.

 

[Maxwell Carter]

One time in elementary school one of my classmates brought a vibrator and started rubbing it all over himself. I remember it vividly.

 

[The Spoils of War]

Elementary School:

• A girl told me her brother put his "thingy" into her "thingy," making it sound like just an annoyance. I was too young to understand what she was saying.
• Two of my friends in my small group knew a lot of dirty stuff about female anatomy even though we were eight or nine. I gave them a book I used for doodling, and they just drew pussies. I didn't know what the hell they were, but I recognized they were dirty in some way, so I threw it away soon afterward.
• The only retard I remember from elementary school was a downie who looked like a blobfish and kept talking about Star Wars. He didn't do anything especially weird that I can remember.

Middle School:

• Middle school was less eventful. One of my friends was an asshole who lied a lot, coming up with stuff like him owning a truck at 11. The rest of us talked behind his back.
• Boys and girls started having "relationships" that lasted a few weeks at most. I think even I understood how bullshit it all was. Two of my friends—not those from elementary—wrestled each other for a girl. It wasn't that cool.
• One girl told me she liked me. She was strange, but not like a usual sped—she felt like almost ghostly to me, with pale skin, blonde hair, and a very soft voice. She told everyone she would be going to some kind of "special school."

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Yeah, I only got out of HS only a few years ago but everyone's humor at my school is like if you took pretty much the humor of Anthpo, retard = funny and pretty much everything bad about modern internet humor( "ironic" faggotry, NSFW) and you got my HS experience.

What, so like YouTube Poops, Skibidi Toilet, and that show "Ridiculousness"?

That sucks. I'm very, very sorry.

 

[XavierRBlood]

What, so like YouTube Poops, Skibidi Toilet, and that show "Ridiculousness"?

That sucks. I'm very, very sorry.

Pretty much imagine the video below but with preppy popular kids who are all teachers pets, turbo nerd spurgs, turbo fag theather/band spergs, turbo failed normies or turbo successful normies.

Link to Video (no real hate for the guy but he pretty much sums up why I hated High School)

I was the outcast even among other sperg. I was too normal for the spergs but too spergy for the preppy kids and normies.

 

[Zhores Medvedev]

There was a person I knew in my high school who was autisticly into anime. This wouldn't have been a problem except for the fact over time he started to add anime mannerisms into his speech and how he interacted with people. This went beyond the usual like "Baka" or "kawaii". This guy would full on adopt a persona of an anime protagonist, weird walk, weird run, weird manner of speech.

Despite this, he had friends and that group (who had all gotten used to his mannerisms and joke about it with him) were fairly active and a favorite of theirs was volleyball. So they are playing after school at a local church when a group of 3 other teens came and asked them if they could play. They said yes and everything was fine. For a time. One of his friends spikes the ball too far and it goes flying. One of the kids who joined them was a Japanese girl, she gets the ball and the Anime Autist fucking bows and goes "DOMO ARIGATO". Everyone just stared at him and the girl got super pissed and left. To make it worse all of his friends died laughing right after that. He was absolutely mortified at what he did and tried to apologize but she wouldn't talk to him.

He stopped doing the anime shit after that.

Edit: spelling

 

[cactus]

There was a person I knew in my high school who was autisticly into anime. This wouldn't have been a problem except for the fact over time he started to add anime mannerisms into his speech and how he interacted with people. This went beyond the usual like "Baka" or "kawaii". This guy would full on adopt a persona of an anime protagonist, weird walk, weird run, weird manner of speech.

Despite this, he had friends and that group (who had all gotten used to his mannerisms and joke about it with him) were fairly active and a favorite of theirs was volleyball. So they are playing after school at a local church when a group of 3 other teens came and asked them if they could play. They said yes and everything was fine. For a time. One of his friends spikes the ball too far and it goes flying. One of the kids who joined them was a Japanese girl, she gets the ball and the Anime Autist fucking bows and goes "DOMO ARIGATO". Everyone just stared at him and the girl got super pissed and left. To make it worse all of his friends died laughing right after that. He was absolutely mortified at what he did and tried to apologize but she wouldn't talk to him.

He stopped doing the anime shit after that.

Edit: spelling

Well, at least he learned to hide his power level.

 

[Medic]

In my high school a teacher saw a girls "hit list" and saying she wants to kill everyone and herself around her after the teacher asked her what was on there. She was sent to the principles office, got a 3 day suspension and then was placed back with us. It goes to show that public schools don't care about their students safety.

 

[Maxwell Carter]

In my high school a teacher saw a girls "hit list" and saying she wants to kill everyone and herself around her after the teacher asked her what was on there. She was sent to the principles office, got a 3 day suspension and then was placed back with us. It goes to show that public schools don't care about their students safety.

A hit list? That girl needs a fucking psych evaluation. How deranged do you have to be to let this girl just... come back even after admitting to wanting to kill everyone?

 

[Medic]

A hit list? That girl needs a fucking psych evaluation. How deranged do you have to be to let this girl just... come back even after admitting to wanting to kill everyone?

Its like they wanted a fucking school shooting to happen. I swear to god these people give guns students and tell them to kill as many as you can as some sort of natural selection by the government.