Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

maybe her son gave her a talking to

"i dont care how big his bitchtits are, mom. youve had enough internet for today"
I think she just saw a full body pic of him for the first time and was overcome by his raw masulinity. His aura of righteousnes allowed her to see the truth of his words. Jk, she got a stern letter and with her knees quaking typed out that apology. She also turned state's evidence and will be a key witness in the trial of Owen A.

Total Rick Victory.
 
Dunno, but he hasn’t taken the pig bait just yet. Better keep an eye on Bluesky, it seems like his anti-LESLAYY threads seem to pop up over there.
Right on cue

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I don't think it was ever about buying into the belief he swatted himself, although of course that'd be an obvious part of it. I can accept her rescinding it because while it's joked/discussed about on the Internet by forums she's not nameless and has an actual career to lose.

The bigger defamation/crime to Fatty is laughing alongside cyber terrorist Nazis instead of believing him wholeheartedly.
 
I don't think it was ever about buying into the belief he swatted himself, although of course that'd be an obvious part of it. I can accept her rescinding it because while it's joked/discussed about on the Internet by forums she's not nameless and has an actual career to lose.

The bigger defamation/crime to Fatty is laughing alongside cyber terrorist Nazis instead of believing him wholeheartedly.
Absolutely. It's not about the truth or not of the accusation. It's about the narcissist injury inflicted on him by someone in his former Industry.
 
I guess that's what he plans to use his MPD lawsuit victory money for
He'd have to prove she had some reason to doubt it was true. She didn't. It looked like he probably had done it. I'm still not entirely convinced he didn't, but that's seeming more likely now because something would have happened about it by now, I'd think.
 
I've always been "aware" of Fatrick, enjoyed the few times Null brought him up during MATI, even a Jim stream here and there, but I never once thought to sit down and read this thread. The longer I comb through the highlights here, the more I feel like I'm witnessing some weird parallel timeline where MovieBob traded in his YouTube presence for a Twitter presence. Cinema Robert and Jennifer Sinead Tomlinson are so eerily parallel to the point of giving me whiplash. Between Chipped Beef and Jennifer, I have no doubt in my mind that the latter would win in a fistfight between the two. Having said that... they're both still fat seething blobs of impotent, liberal, white male rage.
 
Sustained oinkout in progress
Is this is first reference to the stlakers supposedly trying to break up his marriage? Because 1) no one is trying to do that (well, maybe Lynne to protect her savings) and 2) It would suggest to me that all is not well in the Robinson-Tomlinson hovel.

EDIT: OH FUCK OH SHIT GOD NO THE FUCKING FBO IS HUNTING US!!!
I hope they're better than the FBI. I'm tired of waiting. Quietly. For the knock. This is key.
 
but I never once thought to sit down and read this thread.
Do yourself a favor: take your sweet time and read all of it. Its a rollercoaster of insanity and entertainment, with very few lows, and some absurd highs. I mean, there's a reason it's almost 4100 pages of very high quality.

Even during the down times, when Pat tried to stay hidden, most the regular poster are/were either very informative or funny, usually both. And of course, the Funsters are always hilarious.

Fatty is Auðhumla, the Primeval Cow: all living beings, no matter their taste, can enjoy his milk.

Also prison.
 
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Some haggard old crow coming at Leslie:
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Disgusting.

And of course Rick still won't leave it alone:
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Fatrick is an odious piece of shit whose smug nastiness would earn him facial fractures if the gutless coward ever expressed it in person to someone who wasn't interested in conflict avoidance. He turns every W into an L. If people in this thread wonder why everyone is cheering for the failure of his latest lawsuit, that's why. He doesn't deserve even the smallest win.
 
Just to add with the Leslie saga, what she is saying is that new documents show that NOBODY paid Torswats. I didn’t read the docs, of course, because I’m not a boring lawfag, but her point is that Tomlinson’s crusade and accusations appear to all be bullshit. I don’t think that was a sincere apology. Just some passive aggressive pig-poking.

She posted a link in her tweet If anyone is so inclined…..
 
Do yourself a favor: take your sweet time and read all of it. Its a rollercoaster of insanity and entertainment, with very few lows, and some absurd highs. I mean, there's a reason it's almost 4100 pages of very high quality.
For anyone new to this thread: search for "toilet", "pretend" and prepare to lose your shit. The only man...pig to ever argue with his toilet on twitter, I believe.
 
Just to add with the Leslie saga, what she is saying is that new documents show that NOBODY paid Torswats. I didn’t read the docs, of course, because I’m not a boring lawfag, but her point is that Tomlinson’s crusade and accusations appear to all be bullshit. I don’t think that was a sincere apology. Just some passive aggressive pig-poking.

She posted a link in her tweet If anyone is so inclined…..
She just posted a link to a DOJ presser from last year. So far no information has been released regarding clients either in conformation or dismissal of such claims, as far as I'm aware. Some people coping about how he only got 4 years with time served are convinced he gave up clients ans that's why he got off light. Others are saying their are no clients and that's why there is no info regarding them.

Leslie seems to fall into the second group, so she bent the knee.
 
If we're attributing ideology to cars, Pat's written himself into a corner, his V6 rustang is perfect for him; a limp-wristed, underpowered fag pretending to be a true and honest American badass.

Don't forget the motorcycle. He's just like Lorenzo Lamas on Renegade when he's riding that thing. He should just cruise from town to town righting wrongs and fighting for justice. Jackie Singh can be his Bobby Six-killer Injun sidekick. Disney+, call me.
 
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Don't forget the motorcycle. He's just like Lorenzo Lamas on Renegade when he's riding that thing. He should just cruise from town to town righting wrongs and fighting for justice. Jackie Singh can be his Bobby Six-killer Injun sidekick. Disney+, call me.
For some strange reason this made me think of him as the main character from the slightly infamous bad movie Geteven aka Road to Revenge

Somewhere in the fatrick multiverse exists a variant which decided to purchase a black tank top and subsequently write/produce/direct/star in his own line of hilariously bad action movies instead of writing shitty novels
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EDIT: oh good god I just remembered that a plot point in this movie is that the villain randomly becomes a judge and literally leads a cult which near perfectly matches Pig Lore, due both to the whole Josh Gibney and his Federal Judge father conspiracy by pig man and snackie and ofcourse his obsession with calling the stalkerchilds a "cult"
 
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I feel like I'm witnessing some weird parallel timeline where MovieBob traded in his YouTube presence for a Twitter presence. Cinema Robert and Jennifer Sinead Tomlinson are so eerily parallel to the point of giving me whiplas
Robert had a Xitter presence (currently he's on Bluesky). The thing about Bob is he has some modicum of self-control. He knows better than to give the trolls what they want, which is why he rarely takes an L (unlike Patrick, who blames the trolls whenever he shoots himself in the foot.)
 
Pat who worships Henry “gas the Jews” Ford must be mad that the Tesla is taking the hearts of Nazis all over America.
It's funny retards like him and even car journos like Doug demuro are now crying about musk when:
I could go on and on, 80% of the German industry has or have nazi links, and most industrial businessmen either participated in the government or financed the party before and during it's existence.

Unless its a privatized east German company, you bet your ass whatever your buying is partially due to moustache man.
 
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