LGBT Chris's Newest Gal Pal Revealed

[Calooby]

The reason why we haven't heard anything since is because they're busy fucking.

 

[MagneticTowels]

The reason why we haven't heard anything since is because they're busy fucking.

"Lexaaaaaaay!"

 

[Conrix]

The reason why we haven't heard anything since is because they're busy fucking.

I don't know why people hate that comment, probably because they're jealous that Chris got sex and they didn't.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I get the feeling her parents paid for her to go to Liberty. That could be a false, but I don't know why such a professed College Democrat would attend one of the few right-leaning campuses in America.

She went to grad school there which may mean she did it online.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Bottom line is, it's her fault Chris hasn't done anything funny lately.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

Slightly disturbed by the lack of sympathy and empathy towards Alexa, at a minimum I think we should try to behave better then Chris, at least when it comes to normal people.

Moralfaggotry 4 life! But only if they're like us.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Who said she's driving?

Chris has the sweet parking spot. Why let his galpal park too far from the door?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

She's kinda fat, I thought Chris didn't go for fatties.

Chris will go for anyone with a vagina, plus Bailey Jay. He knows what he's supposed to find attractive, because TV tells him. But look at Faeryn, Kacey, the Wallflower, Megan - their main criteria for Chris being into them was pretty much "they were there."

I've said this before but I've encountered plenty of people just as fucked up as Chris who nonetheless maintain social lives.

Chris strikes me as what I would call a "party friend." The kind of guy who's okay when you're in a large group of people, but conversation would dry up pretty quickly if you were on your own with him.

 

[Staffy]

The reason why we haven't heard anything since is because they're busy fucking.

Chris found eternal happiness after all.

 

[Goochole]

>in b4 girl being a troll.

 

[Holdek]

Nice find, @CatParty.

Let's see if we can get a field agent to tail her the next time she meets up with Christian.

 

[fridgesrants]

I'm sure Chris probably masks his BO with gallons of Brittany Spears perfume.

It still probably would not cover it . Hopefully for he takes one before he goes to the movies with this girl.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Nice find, @CatParty.

Let's see if we can get a field agent to tail her the next time she meets up with Christian.

Keep the field agents away, I'm trying to film a documentary here.

 

[keksz]

I don't know about you guys but I don't usually do a search for random people I'm hanging out with once or twice.

I also don't do Google searches for acquaintances but I think that the chances would be a lot bigger if out of the blue I met an autistic smelly transgender old grandma who spends all of the time talking about how Sonichu and Rosechu are great and how trolls have ruined his life then proceeds to shit himself and do nothing about it.

Chris is not your average person, don't expect people to react normally to him...

 

[melty]

Slightly disturbed by the lack of sympathy and empathy towards Alexa, at a minimum I think we should try to behave better then Chris, at least when it comes to normal people.

I feel bad for her but, cats out of the bag, there's not really much to do but make stupid jokes.
Hopefully she's a well rounded enough individual that when she sees this she goes "WTF is wrong with these people? " and moves on with her life.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Let them come to us.

 

[m0rnutz]

Bottom line is, it's her fault Chris hasn't done anything funny lately.

"Is Chris getting better?"

 

[Darndirty]

He went for the Hambeast. I think his facial blindness makes him too exceptional to actually see it.

I think it's less facial blindness and more desperation, everyone wants to eat steak for dinner, but it's better to dumpster dive then starve to death. If I still hadn't lost my virginity by 30, my standards would start to dip too.

 

[Splendid]

I'm kind of bored of this whole sweetheart thing.

 

[InLivingTuna]

Her claim of being the world record holder for highest blood sugar is either false or severely out of date.
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/highest-blood-sugar-level/