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Drive-by Farts said:
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But models are 100% for sure encouraged to restrict food, at least in the 90s-2000s when heroin chic was in. It shouldn’t be the ideal any more than a bmi of 25 should be.
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Agree with all your post apart from the bit about models restricting.

I was a follower of high fashion models back in the noughties and was a member of thefashionspot which was invite-only back then. Successful models and behind the scenes people were among the members.

Models with eating disorders have always existed, but the consensus was that it really wasn’t common to encourage under eating. Models need half decent hair, and their hair is already damaged by constant styling, so the last thing they need is a bad diet on top of that. If a model needed to lose weight they would get them to do lots of cardio.

Back in the 90’s and 00’s a lot of the girls were just teenagers. These days it’s harder to employ under 18’s. People forget that for teen girls, the healthy BMI range actually goes down to 16.7.

A lot of them really were naturally thin. They were scouted already looking like that.
 
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FarmEnjoyer said:
All of gay culture has a problem.

Even the normal gays who keep to themselves.

For example, I had an older lesbian couple who lived next door to me growing up. They mostly kept to themselves (besides the constant fighting as most lesbo couples do) they didn't fly pride flags or do any other fag shit to draw attention to themselves.

The one lesbian had a kid from a previous husband. The kid was like 3 when the mom decided to lesbo out and move across the country with the kid to be with my neighbor.

I ended up babysitting the kid a few times and he was so confused. He kept telling me he doesn't have a Dad anymore (unprompted, so was obviously bothering him), and instead he has a "Debbie". He had a really rough time growing up in a rural area as you can imagine

Anyways the kid grew up to be a complete mental case and faggot, no doubt brought on by his dual mom household growing up.

Homosexuality is against our nature.. your entire post says nothing of gays (besides a quick quip about gays being pedos, which further proves my point) and just defers off to the trans.

The fact is the LGB is just as bad as the T in their own different way, whether you like it or not.

I find it funny a lot of gays and lesbos dunk on trans people in this thread, when you are one in the same. I think it mostly comes from a sense of wanting to be seen as normal and not like these freak trans ppl. But you're not normal, and never will be.

Rant over sorry for shitting up the thread.
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That kid could’ve been fucked up for a lot of reasons but I agree that his living situation wasn’t ideal. It would’ve been better if the mother had realized she wanted to be with women before having a kid with a man.

Forcing people into the closet just creates more pain for everyone involved. Look at the black community, violently polices against anything gay, so gay men just fuck on the DL and bring STDs home to their female partners. It’d be better if the gay guys just fucked each other from the start instead of building a fake straight life with real children.
 
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Whereismymind said:
He recently made a new Reddit account, because the old one was under his actual name.
And then he posted about it on both accounts. :story:
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Fapcop said:
SHITLORD SURGEON KEEPS POONER AWAKE AT NIGHT!

“Your areolas are too big! GTFO of my office!”

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So, your medical decisions should be between you and your doctor, unless when your doctor, in his medical opinion, doesn't want to do a particular surgery, he's wrong and you're right, and he's also a transphobe and should probably have his license taken away.

I mean, I don't have any respect for a surgeon who lops off healthy body parts because someone with a mental illness wants it, but at least he appeared to have a reason for not doing it in this case.

Also, if you were actually a man, nobody would think big areola made you look like a woman.
 
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@FarmEnjoyer said: "LGB is just as bad as the T in their own different way, whether you like it or not."

Oh, fuck you. You babysat once for some dysfunctional lesbians once so now you're an expert on gays and also saying they're all pedos? You figured that out on your farm, that gay people are JUST THE SAME as troons because reasons? Yeah get lost with that shit, it's untrue.
 
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I'm surprised no one has made a "That Totally Happened TIP edition" in this thread with the amount of TTH stories they post. This time around, TIM explains how when he was four that he pretended to be pregnant like his mother and she laughed at him and pretty much stated "You dont have a womb". Even if this story is true, the fact that hes still bitter about it many years later just feels very dramatic.
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Magic Pickle said:
A stinky little guy is struggling with his odorous tendencies. The fact that he covers up his sandwich-y scent with Old Spice is just sp-icing on the cake.
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You know what, I'm reminded that there's that prostitute with her own thread here that has hyperhidrosis and that men paid her up to 3k to sleep with her.

And there's this stinky sweaty man who thinks he's a woman. I'm gonna guess nobody is gonna pay him 10 bucks let alone 3k for the pleasure of his sweaty company. Maybe they'd pay him 10 bucks to stand down wind, though.

Idk what this all means. But it definitely means something. Even the sweatiest bio woman is more desirable than a troon?
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
And to put this thread back on topic:
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Finally!

One for the "what exactly did you expect" department. 8)
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So I’ll be on hrt six months tomorrow and wow, it’s awesome. nice boobs, fat ass, my legs feel nice and sexy but oh. my. god. my dick has shrunk so much. i’m exaggerating a bit in the title, i’m not tony i’m just like around average now but before hormones i was between 7 and a half and 8 inches 😭😭

I keep letting my former hookups down lol
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Long comment thread is not supportive. :lit:
 
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Chizubaga said:
Curtis aka Courtney Baylde
His account is one giant L.

Known for his meltdowns about the hate he receives in his tiktok dms.
A tiktok user also decided to add a video of him doing his girlfriend's makeup as "boy does girlfriend's makeup", which led to that Kyle punch in his bathroom wall.
His parents pay his rent and ssi pays for delta 9 and vapes.

He likes to make content in the ugliest clothes known to man, and often times in just a bra (to show off his "girls")
Video is longish, but, it really showcases the L that is his life.
Apparently HRT is immediate effects.
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“‘Cuz I know [my mother] sees me for fucking Courtney, she doesn’t see fucking Curtis!”

I live for these meltdowns- they are sooo fucking satisfying. Curtis, you sweet summer child, stop deluding yourself. Your mother carried you in her womb and birthed you through her vag. She wiped shit off your balls while changing your diapers when you were a baby. She saw you go through the growing pains of your male adolescence. Ergo, she knows you better than anyone.

Your mother 100% sees Curtis, and 0% sees Courtney. Nothing will ever change that. She’s humoring you for several reasons:
-One, out of sympathy that stems from being a mother seeing her child suffer. You are in the throes of a cruel mental illness, and she’d rather half-heartedly use the pronouns that she knows are wrong/doesn’t believe in rather than see you break down into heaving sobs in her presence.
-Two, out of necessity to not have you go no-contact. Sounds like you are most likely an only child, and she knows she’ll need assistance in her dotage. So she recognizes the importance of maintaining a passably decent relationship for the purpose of you being there when she needs help later on.


Sean Andalou said:
Indeed.
And that's still true not counting things done not on purpose.
Because troons tend to be unsanitary.
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The company I used to work for spent a fuckload of money on a new campus to house the corporate headquarters after some years of major growth. One of the new amenities was a cafeteria. Now, none of the people working there gave you the vibe that they were interested in the culinary arts at all- it was just a paycheck. Whatever, the food options were good and affordable.

Long story short, I began bringing my own lunches after I noticed the blue hair they hired to work the cold food station start getting hairy arms and a pube beard. She actually started wearing a beard net. The chick was in her 20s, was socially autistic to the max, and had a generally unhygienic vibe about her. Proves once again that troons ruin everything they touch.


Hassou Tobi said:

All hell just broke loose at a House hearing after "Sarah" McBride is accurately called "Mister"
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I love how that douchebag repeatedly calls Tim McBride a “duly elected representative” as he indignantly sucks the girldick in McBride’s defense, but won’t use any female-coded language himself. He didn’t say anything along the lines of “she’s a woman! Introduce her properly!” And that’s because even he, like most troon defenders, realizes it’s all horseshit. Yet, they continue to support and propagate lies, and act as if those who don’t are in the wrong. Infuriating.

McBride has been trying to keep a low profile and not draw too much attention to himself wrt how much the new laws and measures (e.g. the capitol bathroom ban) affect him, as he’s taken the hint that loud, whining troons and troon-centric issues turn everyone off. Essentially, “keep your head down and focus on the job/issues that have broad appeal.”

So he probably sees his “Madame Chairman” misgendering as some sort of quiet resistance that gives his opposition a taste of its own medicine, while not casting him in an unfavorable light. What he doesn’t realize is that normies see the chairman’s “misgendering” as truthful, and his own as irritating, unnecessary, and hypocritical. You can’t win here, Timmy.
 
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AMHOLIO said:
Someone create a mass debate thread on "Are LGB as bad as the T?" and on "How accurate are BMI models?" If you guys have this much to say on it, it might be good to mass debate.
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If someone does this I'll respond to all the sperging homos trying to justify their disgusting faggy self-existence.

But I don't want to derail this thread anymore.

Thread tax:
A young thing plays the violin.

 
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