Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

Id think you wouldnt take food from an enemy...yknow...if you think so lowly of them why wouldnt you be suspicious of the food they graciously give you. I hope they spat in it and I hope just this once god would allow it and not frown upon it.
I suppose he knows theyre too kind to poison him because of the belief they carry that people matter who ask for help especially the most vulnerble, instead of his edgy distortion of "My own needs come first and foremost and trump all others and everyone must cater to that". They definitely just see him as a guy in a dress and feel bad for him and how mentally unwell he is. Give up hotwheels for lent

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

I suppose he knows theyre too kind to poison him

I would put testosterone in his happy meal.

 

[VVilford Brimley]

Bro that plate of free food looks almost as disgusting as Colton's nudes.

Colton, just so you know: Us spoiled kiwis aren't retarded donkey brained individuals like you. We can multitask and do many things at once. We can partake in one or more hobbies at the same time if we so choose. We are able to arrange our lives so we can work full time, have families, multiple hobbies and still talk shit about retards online. We don't spend half our days shoving horse cock shaped soaps inside ourselves to force wounds to stay open. Remember back to when you still had a penis and how much better your life was. You had friend groups, multiple hobbies, even love interests. Your retardation did not have to ruin your life. But here we are.

Obligatory, you are fat balding mexican man jajajajaja

He's just big butthurt mad that he doesn't have anyone or anything like most of us have. If you have any of the following :

• A functional penis
• A job
• A car
• A significant other
• A friend
• The ability to buy food instead of wasting a church's free food
• Non Mexican heritage

Then you're doing awesome compared to Colton. Also I love how HE, Colton, who is a BIOLOGICAL MAN, has to try to cover up the fact that we use HE/HIM to refer to his MALENESS. You will never be a woman, Colton!

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Colton has resorted to screaming into the void to an audience of... just us.
"I AM NOT A LOLCOW!!!!!!!!" - Cow
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The last 454 pages of this thread prove you do not take your own advice, senor Lochmann.
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"blah blah blah I'm a tranny and nothing is my fault".
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[Hooked on phobics]

I can't believe that hes using twitter to say hes not a fat balding mexican man even now. One would think fat balding mexicans would be too concerned about deportation to worry about twitter bs right now.

 

[Bigideas McTucker]

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You're right Colton. Nothing we say is ever far from being true.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

@NaggotFigger Can you turn Colton into this soyjak?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

This Twitter thread goes from Colton claiming he doesn't need a car or job, to saying how he's actually fine having no friends and you shouldn't trust Christians or Mexicans, to bragging about how he has food stamps and scamming church food so he can save money for fucking Hotwheels, to finally claiming that the girlfriends of Kiwis would leave them if they saw how they made fun of Colton, as if they don't join in on mocking him lmao.

 

[PositiveMonk]

@NaggotFigger Can you turn Colton into this soyjak?

It already looks pretty spot on for Colton, it really just needed a minor adjustment:

 

[VVilford Brimley]

Colton has resorted to screaming into the void to an audience of... just us.
"I AM NOT A LOLCOW!!!!!!!!" - Cow

"blah blah blah I'm a tranny and nothing is my fault".
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I love how he says he won't get riled up and take the bait.... While getting super butthurt riled up and taking the bait (hard) . I'm glad my post proved our points, Colton. Keep seething, screaming into the void and dialating.

 

[The Un-Clit]

To finally claiming that the girlfriends of Kiwis would leave them if they saw how they made fun of Colton, as if they don't join in on mocking him lmao.

Colton you Spictroon, I sent my ex-wife the link to your thread just so she can laugh at you. And she's been laughing so hard ever since that we are talking about getting together for the first time in ages.

Just think, your pathetic troon ass might be responsible for other people having relationships and sex, but never ever you because of your insane standards and lack of anything that would attract a 'hot goth gf' in terms of personality,property or prospects.

Thanks for being a complete failure!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Colton you Spictroon, I sent my ex-wife the link to your thread just so she can laugh at you. And she's been laughing so hard ever since that we are talking about getting together for the first time in ages.

Just think, your pathetic troon ass might be responsible for other people having relationships and sex, but never ever you because of your insane standards and lack of anything that would attract a 'hot goth gf' in terms of personality,property or prospects.

Thanks for being a complete failure!

Put a damn warning on that.
Seriously a lesbian couple hooking up because of laughing at him is some serious.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I almost feel bad enough for Coltroon to not mention that the former Mrs. Clit went through a serious goth phase in high school and college. Almost.

In fact I met her at a Sisters of Mercy concert where we hit it off. Damn she looked good. I'm tempted to post a pic of us from those days with our faces redacted, except I know damn well what Colton will use it for.

 

[VVilford Brimley]

Imagine being Colton's age and never growing out of the cringey-ass goth high school goth phase.

Colton, do you really think goths want to hang out with a fat balding Mexican tranny? The best you'll ever get is another man who mutilated his penis and pretends to be a woman.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Colton complains about the state of the roads as if a fat retard like him would be allowed to drive a car.
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[Admiral Throbnelius]

Colton complains about the state of the roads as if a fat retard like him would be allowed to drive a car.
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Well Colton, it's not like you're helping maintain them. After all, all those tax dollars you mooch for your disability benefits would probably be better spent fixing up those roads.

 

[PositiveMonk]

After all, all those tax dollars you mooch for your disability benefits would probably be better spent fixing up those roads.

What do you mean!? Colton is doing a great job investing his disability benefits in items that only go up in value, like Lego and Ghostbusters memorabilia. This is going to be good for the economy in the long term, just you wait and see. You're just a KiwiFarmer poorfag who doesn't know how to make good investments like Colton. When Colton's grand children ask him how he created his generational wealth, he'll reply: "Toys did this, toys built this dynasty."

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

What do you mean!? Colton is doing a great job investing his disability benefits in items that only go up in value, like Lego and Ghostbusters memorabilia. This is going to be good for the economy in the long term, just you wait and see. You're just a KiwiFarmer poorfag who doesn't know how to make good investments like Colton. When Colton's grand children ask him how he created his generational wealth, he'll reply: "Toys did this, toys built this dynasty."

So is he going to build himself a new penis with Lego to have grandkids? Maybe that's his investment strategy.

 

[vomitusdeux]

What do you mean!? Colton is doing a great job investing his disability benefits in items that only go up in value, like Lego and Ghostbusters memorabilia. This is going to be good for the economy in the long term, just you wait and see. You're just a KiwiFarmer poorfag who doesn't know how to make good investments like Colton. When Colton's grand children ask him how he created his generational wealth, he'll reply: "Toys did this, toys built this dynasty."

He can't have grand children all he has left is a ball less sack between his legs. All this generational wealth will just go to a mexican charity.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

He can't have grand children all he has left is a ball less sack between his legs. All this generational wealth will just go to a mexican charity.

A nice but ironic form of justice would be all his Legos are donated to the church he mooches off of to be given to needy children after Coltroon joins the 41%. It would be a good way to repay them after all the food he took.