Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

So the maid posted this video and people assumed it was about Tophia and got mad in her comment section.

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some of the comments under that video:

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That led the maid to post this video in response to those comments and of course she's still getting hate in the comments of this video as well as if these people didn't bully Tophia too.

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Some of the comments under that video:

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Insane how people just switch up like this.
Wtf is with this very put on vocal fry? Is she trying to appear unbothered by this or something? Her voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard
 
Listen, everyone copes differently… but is she seriously reposting shit from theshaderoom right now? The audios of her crying and then going to this is giving me whiplash.

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And in the story right before this she forgot to use her sad voice she's just completely fine once again discussing where to pay her
 
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New mexico starting to look like old mexico
 
How the hell is Tophia going to recover from this?

I doubt they have insurance of any kind, with brotherchu out of the picture, and mamachu, while in stable condition she is a sickly 70 y/o woman so there is a probability of her death as well.
They are going to be in debt

someplaces or charities have a victim of violent crime fund, you know to pay for necessities, healthcare and I think psychological care. If she's smart she would use that to get some sort of stability under her feet. If the fund is just "here's some money" she's gonna spend it all on "self southing and coping" purchese because "that's what tiktok told her" and not what an actual Dr or med professional told her.
Will she just try and survive off of donos and her fictional “tiktok money”? Or will this finally be the wake up call she’s needed?
I doubt it, people like her refuse to do any introspection. If we didn't see it when she was booted from the Motel we won't see it now.


tophia and her situation seems to just get worse and worse.
Once you're on the street unless you make a real effort to get out of it, it's a spiral downwards. There's a gap between not needing social services and needing them however often it is easier to fall deeper into the "needing them" category because the poorer (and more helpless) you are the more you get. The idea of SNAP, section 8 and the like are that they are suppose to be "gap fillers" or temporary. I helped someone get on SNAP while they were honestly waiting for work call backs and a fulltime student, and the office workers who helped him were actually happy when my friend told them he actively was job searching and not trying to stay on SNAP forever. So many poor and stupid people try to "game the system" to get more handouts. Seriously if you want a wake up call go down town to the EBT office and listen to people's conversations. Rarely are they people who are trying to better their lives, most are people who are refusing to better themselves in an actual productive way or think the way this fucked up family thinks. They have zero sense of consequences and they think they are owed something. I became friendly with one of the workers and a cop there and these people will go smoke crack in the bathroom and cry when they get caught refusing to understand why what they did was wrong, they also told me that the worst people are blacks (african American and haitian specifically) because they feel like they are OWED something. "Like no Jamal you need to have some type of income for this program, your tiktok-sound cloud check that's totally coming doesn't count"



These people will use all their EBT and crap to buy pounds and pounds of junk and premade unhealthy food instead of buying a fucking apple or making it yourself. A snack or two is understandable, but we are talking about people choosing to buy the microwave lasagna for $15 instead of buying $25 (or less) worth of parts and making 3 lasagnas. These people think they are above healthy poverty food. Again we as a society give people the bare essentials to survive and build their lives up, the issue is that so many of them have no self sufficiency skills. It's not hard to take your free Obama phone or library computer and look up "EBT recipes" These people will get into actual fights because they can't buy KFC on EBT (you can't buy hot meals on EBT it's a federal rule and they tell you that when you get the card) and will yell at the cashier like he made it up. You can put it in simple English and they don't understand. They think that their situation is unique and that's why they need special attention. No Jamal, when my family came to the USA 100+ years ago they were dirt poor, spoke zero English and weren't citizens, however through local/ethnic mutual aid/workers guilds (the precurser to modern state social services), they learned English (or enough), got working, became proud citizens and ensured they or at least their children would never need to rely on the aid of others.


I'll leave you with one thing, many people who are stuck in a loop of near poverty will use these programs to establish themselves or lean on the community to fill the gaps (if you have a party at the local park (free or really cheap) and everyone brings one item, you have more ebt to spread around. The issue is that those people are quite and the ones who aren't make these social services look like a fucking waste.

Also did anyone else notice tophie almost started one of her rants about “internet people” in the instagram story? Her brain has been completely rotted.
This is tiktok brain



Sorry for the rant it just angers me when I see this shit.
 
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Putting aside my earlier tophats and trashcans because I sperged out, it's still hard to comprehend how quickly Tophia went from "shitty life but boring and stable" horrorcow to "holy shit her life is so fucked and this is going to be depressing to witness" horrorcow along the veins of Joshua Block/WorldOfTShirts.
"Karma" for everything she's done instead of life being simply unfair with how they were at the wrong place at the wrong time, even if it was extreme? Perhaps. But this is horrific to witness in real time and to imagine how her life will play out. There are many scenarios currently to how her future will be, but almost if not all of them end grimly and tragically. This is going to be a long, depressing road up ahead for Tophia and her remaining family. There's no other way of putting it.
 
According to the latest report on this story from ABQ Raw Mamachu was "critically injured" rather than simply being in "stable condition" as originally stated. She may very well die too if this is the case given her advanced age and already poor health.

Edit: Added higher quality crime scene images and news articles for the crowd coming in from the feature.

This article was made by someone familiar with the infamy of the family and states Mamachu was critically injured and that the car jacker did this after crashing another vehicle. They really were just at the wrong place at the wrong time.


This article contains a statement from an unnamed Tophiachu confirming my suspicions that Brotherchu was suddenly executed while they slept.


Press conference held by the police this morning.


Scene of crash and death of carjacker.

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Carjacker's original vehicle that he crashed likely while escaping a prior crime that hasn't been linked to him yet, notice flat front tire.

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Damn, getting fucking shot in the head? That's actually pretty metal. Probably the most metal way I've seen a lolcow go out so far.

I mean of course it's always fucked up when someone dies and of course because they're dead they can't provide any more laughs for us but I also can't feel too sorry for them considering they were pieces of shit.
So unless being absolutely alone causes Tophia to have an epiphany and change her life around. (It won't.) That's about the only positive thing I can say about the situation.

 
Listen, everyone copes differently… but is she seriously reposting shit from theshaderoom right now? The audios of her crying and then going to this is giving me whiplash.

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Given how sudden and crazy it all is... It makes sense. She's probably still in some denial that life won't be worse, that Mamachu will be OK, that they even have a car to go back to (because I think Donald Jr's other cars got towed...). She's definitely just trying to feel "normal" right now, maybe even trying to find some small victories in something like that article.

But all in all: grief makes you crazy. She'll probably get worse as this goes on.
 
This is going to be a long, depressing road up ahead for Tophia and her remaining family. There's no other way of putting it.
I'm hoping this is a wake up call for Tophia since her mother enabled her laziness and lack of action. This woman can work for a homeless shelter and get on SNAP/section 8 housing benefits via getting tips from hospital social workers who loiter around these areas. From my experience working with government agencies with social workers they will happily tell you how best to "game the system."

Looking at where she lives she can get Section 8 in 6 months if she she can keep a job. Problem however we know Mamachu will come back to mooch. I don't know Mamachu's retirement status and I think she is too stupid to properly apply for social security benefits.
 
A big portion of her audience is enraged she has the audacity to think she has any value whatsoever. Her aspirations and ego cause a hilarious amount of rage, which she monetized.

Her alog audience won’t be satisfied until Tophia admits she is an ugly, fat, poor, disgusting, stinky, worthless woman that should have a job cleaning toilets to take care of her retard parents and never order DoorDash. She shouldn’t be allowed on TT until she accepts these facts and gets a real job. Until then they label her a pedo and animal abuser to try and rationalize all the insane hatred. They’d also like to forbid her from enjoying k-pop and anime because her liking the same consumer content as they do just ruins and taints it.

This is a really fair point. If Tophia was exactly the same in personality, skills, values, hygiene etc, but was pretty, she wouldn’t get this level of hate.

And as you say she is actually semi-successful on TikTok. She’s no less worthy than anybody else on there: if she’s creating content that people are watching, in sufficiently large numbers, then she’s just like the thousands of other talentless small-time career TikTokers.

The difference is mainly that people think she doesn’t deserve it and they can’t stand to see an ugly woman get ideas above her station.

I can’t help but root for ugly female content creators like Exulansic and Tophia. They’ve done so well to break through when being ugly is such a huge disadvantage. I wish they were better people and will them to improve.

Ironically it’s Tophia’s dysfunction that brings in the viewers in the first place.

I also agree that calling her an animal abuser and paedophile is reaching a fair bit.
 
If this event is anything to go by, would it finally motivate Tophia to actually go get a fucking job?

Since brotherchu was the only one supporting the family before getting killed, I don't see any other person outside Toph making the cash and tiktok clearly isn't enough for her to keep her from living in a cardboard box.

How is she gonna pay for next year's Comic-Con tickets now?
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This is a really fair point. If Tophia was exactly the same in personality, skills, values, hygiene etc, but was pretty, she wouldn’t get this level of hate.

And as you say she is actually semi-successful on TikTok. She’s no less worthy than anybody else on there: if she’s creating content that people are watching, in sufficiently large numbers, then she’s just like the thousands of other talentless small-time career TikTokers.

The difference is mainly that people think she doesn’t deserve it and they can’t stand to see an ugly woman get ideas above her station.

I can’t help but root for ugly female content creators like Exulansic and Tophia. They’ve done so well to break through when being ugly is such a huge disadvantage. I wish they were better people and will them to improve.

Ironically it’s Tophia’s dysfunction that brings in the viewers in the first place.

I also agree that calling her an animal abuser and paedophile is reaching a fair bit.
She hit her dog with a brush/broom/threw her etc all on stream, starved a cat and also threw it etc, on stream, none of this is just "people just don't like her because she's ugly" She mocks people's dead relatives, cancer patients, etc etc all of the hatred she has fostered is because of the behavior she has put on display and not just "she's ugly. That's all."
In the beginning I'm assuming her looks are why people felt bad for her. Then she started being herself. You can be ugly and fat and retarded and also a bad person at once.
 
So many poor and stupid people try to "game the system" to get more handouts. Seriously if you want a wake up call go down town to the EBT office and listen to people's conversations. Rarely are they people who are trying to better their lives, most are people who are refusing to better themselves in an actual productive way or think the way this fucked up family thinks. They have zero sense of consequences and they think they are owed something.
It really like this everywhere isnt it? like over here in argentina we had this on the news 2 years ago:
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The autotranslate is shit but what this cunt protesting the milei campaign was telling to the news was that they wanted her to stop getting free checks from the guvmint and get a job when she's been getting checks since forever, never worked a day in her life and neither did her parents

And foreign niggas still surprised milei got elected here, they should be wondering why we didnt vote for this earlier instead
The issue is that those people are quite and the ones who aren't make these social services look like a fucking waste.
Thats cuz "squeaky wheel gets the grease" or as we say here "if you dont cry you dont get any", they are annoying screaming cunts because it works
If you're a Kiwi with a connection to the Auto Salvage business in Albuquerque, PM me if you spot TophiaChu's Honda. I want to mount its crumpled hood on my wall. It'll look so sick next to the one from Mark Martin's #6 Valvoline 1992 Daytona 500 car.View attachment 7084527View attachment 7084531
You actually have that hood?
 
This is what we call trolls remorse, but I have a feeling, they'll be back to trolling her once all of this stops being relevant.

Edit: missed a word lol
Bunch of that remorse in this thread as well. It's obviously sad that someone died but I know all of the people backpedalling and acting like the way Tophia is treated online is soooo awful are secretly thrilled their "tv show" is having such an epic story arc.

Toph is one on-camera fart away from being as viciously ridiculed by the same people clutching their pearls today as she was before her brother got rubbed out.
 
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