TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

AnOminous said:
I'd call Disney security and report some strange, creepy dude filming my kids.
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Don't even need to call them, really. Security at Disney parks is borderline Orwellian with how closely they survey everything going on. Shoplifters at those gift stores make it all of ten feet before a jackboot intercepts them.

Some creepy weirdo making it obvious he's filming the park for non-personal reasons will almost certainly attract their attention.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Don't even need to call them, really. Security at Disney parks is borderline Orwellian with how closely they survey everything going on. Shoplifters at those gift stores make it all of ten feet before a jackboot intercepts them.

Some creepy weirdo making it obvious he's filming the park for non-personal reasons will almost certainly attract their attention.
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The best part about disney security? They're real cops. Not like rent a cops. No. Welcome to the fun bit of Reedy Creek Improvement District. Those guys with the badges with the mouse ears? Real cops. Real guns. Real ability to arrest. There's a jail in the parks when you're arrested and they await for transfer to the county.
 
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breadandcircuses said:
The best part about disney security? They're real cops. Not like rent a cops. No. Welcome to the fun bit of Reedy Creek Improvement District. Those guys with the badges with the mouse ears? Real cops. Real guns. Real ability to arrest. There's a jail in the parks when you're arrested and they await for transfer to the county.
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A bit of Google-fu tells me RCID simply contacts county and state law enforcement for those issues and their own security officers are non-sworn.
 
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Really? I heard otherwise and took it at face value because it was something that a multibillion multinational megacorporation would do.
 
AnOminous said:
But if you're pissing off other patrons and they complain, you're going to be shit on. Especially if you're obviously doing something commercial, which this idiot is.
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In one of his "outtake specials", there's a 'blooper' of Tony making some lame joke about a orgy and some guy comes right in his face and chews Tony out for talking about that in front of his kids.

What's even stranger is how Tony plays the victim in a lot, such as how he whines all about people walking in front of him while he shoots his videos. He takes this shit so seriously.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
[citation needed]

A bit of Google-fu tells me RCID simply contacts county and state law enforcement for those issues and their own security officers are non-sworn.
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I think what he was trying to get at is that Disney is so large and attracts so many visitors that the actual local PD patrols the park from time to time (with Disney's permission, obviously) just to keep the response rate reasonable.
 
Robot Holocaust said:
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Correction, that should read: "Who has two thumbs with dirty fingernails".
 
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Does this guy never stop with the Trump shit posting? He constantly comes off as a smug, unfunny little bitch.

The guy lives in LA County, has basically stated he's going on a year long hiatus from making content, and has nothing better to do than practice his horrible political comedy shtick to his twitter followers. That's a really pathetic existence.
 
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