DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Free Jasper]

Joon is ‘lazy’ because he won’t …. track down… every detractor and document them?

What even is going on anymore?

 

[shekelshoah666]

He said he couldn't just do one sponsored stream a week he would have to commit full time to doing it every single stream...what? Even giga shills on Twitch don't have enough stuff to do sponsored streams every day.

I know streamers who will do like 1 sponsored stream every couple of weeks when there is something available in the genre of games they usually stream and no one gives them shit and they get a couple of hundreds bucks extra that their viewers didn't have to give them.

It's totally accepted nowadays for someone to do an ad read, post referral links, do a sponsored stream to the point where people literally comment "get the bag!" in comments of people doing so. Crazy that he says he turned down so many sponsorship emails and would rather his fans pay him instead.

 

[MAWBD2]

So DSP loses his shit over a 20 minute video augusttheduck made that called him an ebeggar... but when PPP does basically exactly the same thing repeatedly to his face and also calls his wife fat repeatedly he doesn't do anything?

I kind of feel bad for DSP because he either lacks the social skills to have real friends or I'm not sure what the fuck is going on, but that is just sad.

Agree with everything except the feeling bad part. He 110% deserves everything.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

idk if he proved his point or not, but it did expose that crackhead begging is so integral to who he is as a person that the entire detractorverse had a 24 hour meltdown trying to figure out what the fuck was going on lmao. dude is so alien that acting like an actual human is a fucking event

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Experiment my balls. It was an impediment. A begging impediment. A 24 hour bug brought on by a lapse in the power of his own ignorance after Ashton and Ducky's one-two punch fractured his narc mind shield.

Phil outlives everyone meme on life support. If you want break phil burnell the only thing anyone ever has to do is get any regular streamer with a decent online following to tune into his streams and post their take on his everyday behavior. He truly cannot handle the scorn of relative normies it sends his mind reeling right back to the playground and reminds him that he's always going to be phil with the oddly shaped online following.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I hereby predict that PPP will take the nuclear option this week on Grill Phil. Between Phil choosing “road 3” aka never change, and Phil saying he’ll confront PPP if he makes a Kat joke, Ashton will realize this is the perfect place to end with a bang.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

The straight up manipulation he's doing to say he NEEDS the 2+hours of prestream content(and climbing!), less gameplay(but also has to be particular games that can do well, depending on the said whales that show up), and also needs to beg every 5-10 minutes with the most asinine rewards to sustain his living and how that's a good thing!

This fucking guy is insane. Were still going to ignore the part where it is actually 5, at most, people sustaining this and how skewed everything is down to the fucking one day experiment.

So what about all the other times he has made less than $80 on a stream when there was begging, and a prestream? We just blame the game now?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

So the sequence of events is

• (Ancient pigstory)
• Phil’s “friend” berates him live for 90 minutes.
• Drama video a step above YouTube slop that lays out the Problem with DSP
• Begless day mystery revealed to be combination pout/rigged “experiment” but in the end, just a response to drama video
• Deranged 2-hour RANT that defensively covers recent history and justifies recommitment to begging lifestyle/innate DSuPeriority

It’s all here. With just a few additional brush strokes filling in details, you could get all of Phil in around 40 minutes.

 

[LuchaZombie]

I hereby predict that PPP will take the nuclear option this week on Grill Phil. Between Phil choosing “road 3” aka never change, and Phil saying he’ll confront PPP if he makes a Kat joke, Ashton will realize this is the perfect place to end with a bang.

He just called Kat fat to his face last week and nothing happened. Plus Phil said if he “continues” to insult her meaning there’s still room for more.

I don’t think he’s gonna stop and I don’t think Phil is gonna do anything about it. He needs the Kino dents more than he needs respect for his wife.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

So, PPP can call Phil anything he likes because he helped him so much. But he can't call Khet a fat bitch more than 6 times. The implication is that if PPP helped her, he could keep offending her. So, PPP, find Khet a new retail job or buy her some Skyrim horse armor or whatever, and keep calling her a fat bitch.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

He just called Kat fat to his face last week and nothing happened. Plus Phil said if he “continues” to insult her meaning there’s still room for more.

I don’t think he’s gonna stop and I don’t think Phil is gonna do anything about it. He needs the Kino dents more than he needs respect for his wife.

He needs to lay down the gouty law on the next Smark Guys and open up with
"Triple P, that's what I call you by the way, if you rip on Kat 13 or 14 more times, this podcast is over!"

 

[00R-Gundam]

I get the weird feeling that in his back of his oddly shaped head the thought of "im gonna be doing this until i die" popped up during gin and hogans and maybe that left him with the realization that he is stuck for the rest of his life. The whole "experiment" is probably a way for him to gauge how effective begging is. Of course he isnt that smart or can retrospect so im gonna chalk all of this as "Dsp just wanted attention" although i do believe theres something happening behind the gouty curtain.

 

[MAWBD2]

I hereby predict that PPP will take the nuclear option this week on Grill Phil. Between Phil choosing “road 3” aka never change, and Phil saying he’ll confront PPP if he makes a Kat joke, Ashton will realize this is the perfect place to end with a bang.

The sweet sweet KC whale money is a helluva drug. No way he'll confront triple phat lesbian.

 

[Balr0g]

I bet he saw this and has now a justification why he needs to beg and beg and beg

Not to mention GTG made a video about Phil's decision to combine all support into the goal having fucked him over. After all beforte he was asking only for tips. now everything goes. and Kick takes a slight, Youtube a modest cut. As usual it seems his ego has destroyed his longterm income

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil has had streams before where he purposely refrained from begging, they were usually at night for "chill" games.

I guess there's brief times where Phil doesn't feel he needs money, but his addictions are strong.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

So he completely retconned the Joon video, but the Duck's shitty 10 minute video that is not even lore accurate is what broke him?

This dude makes no sense.

 

[Awssum Possum]

What's the over/under on how long it'll take Asstonne (I call him Asstonne) to call Kat fat again? I give it 2 weeks

 

[Lord_Point]

So my first hunch is correct but besides the point.

So he got told off for being a faggot and this caused him to be "stressed" with shit that doesn't exist except his hurt narc ego.
He had more eyes on him for the august the duck video so he changed his manners for a day.
This was to prove a point how he needs prestreams and begging to make more than $80 per stream per day.

Only called it experiment to seem like he was in control of his life and how begging is somehow, in his position, the only smart and calculated move to do.

COOL MAN.

I know im saying the obvious here, but regardless of what happened during his dentsperiment the end conclusion was always going to be he did everything correct, he did nothing wrong! If he hit his goals he would have said the experiment proves that he doesnt need to beg its just all part of a big joke that his fans love, so stop making fun of him for it!


Also, Dear PPP, on the next grill phil segment, please ask phil why he posted so much BBC porn to fighting game forms and hosted it on his own website? Isnt it odd that for a completly straight man to have so many pictures of nude black men with large erect dongs saved to his hard drive?

 

[Coke Zero]

He needs to lay down the gouty law on the next Smark Guys and open up with
"Triple P, that's what I call you by the way, if you rip on Kat 13 or 14 more times, this podcast is over!"

Phil is like squeak from baseketball, tagging along with ppp and warski even though they just make fun of him.

 

[Squatty Potty]

I bet he saw this and has now a justification why he needs to beg and beg and beg

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Not to mention GTG made a video about Phil's decision to combine all support into the goal having fucked him over. After all beforte he was asking only for tips. now everything goes. and Kick takes a slight, Youtube a modest cut. As usual it seems his ego has destroyed his longterm income

I have a different theory about Phil moving away from just begging for tips and everything count towards the goal. First, I'm pretty sure he's got a credit card now. He doesn't mention 'daily liquidity' anymore and enough time has passed since the bankruptcy for him to get one. Second, and this one is a bit more out there, Phil's trying to get more "normal" income statements to show a bank so he can get approved for a loan. I don't think creditors like the look of getting 100's of dollars from random retards on PayPal vs YouTube and Kick, which effectively launder it so it looks more legit.