Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[PaperRoads]

I Joined the Cult!

So is this a hangout thread or something?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I fucking loved xenosaga. Shame that it never got a proper remaster. Kos-mos slaps

The world doesn't deserve perfection.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

a hangout thread or something?

Our favorite topics of discussion are mitsuba (he’s literally me), Mitsubishi’s (because it kind of sounds like Mitsuba), and cats.

We don’t talk about carrots, clocks, or what Tiffany is going to stick up her coochie

 

[PaperRoads]

mitsuba (he’s literally me)

THAT'S A BOY?!?!?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

@mitsuba :3 Girl, you did a chore today and that is good, but I think it's healthy to remind you about this:

Spoiler: Fate is cruel, yours most of all

I will kill Mitsuba

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

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THAT'S A BOY?!?!?

Yes it’s a boy. And he’s literally me. He’s my son :3

I will kill Mitsuba

DONT KIKL MY SON

Oh god. This Mitsuba pfp is infectious. I feel my fingernails growing and a disturbing urge to stick garlic in my ass

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

@mitsuba :3 Sophie's Choice, girl: I kill Mitsuba, forever, across all timelines. Erased from all memory. Or you have carrots as part of 3 healthy meals a day.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

When niggas see a bunch of users that suddenly have Mitsuba pfps

Tried to make this a gif but the KF sucks at attaching gifs

 

[Burekbossman]

Just chop the carrots up to dice size pieces and cook them with onion in the same style and add that to meat. Stop eating garbage.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Just chop the carrots up to dice size pieces and cook them with onion in the same style and add that to meat. Stop eating garbage.

She doesn't even like meat

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

She doesn't even like meat

Hence the Taco Bell

 

[Axiom.]

Having avatars of underage fujobait will definitely look good in hindsight.

 

[crackers breakfast]

zoey whats your favourite cat breed

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

People that don't have Mitsuba profile pictures should be banned from viewing this thread. No farmer should understand why so many people have him on our pfps except us.

 

[Burekbossman]

She doesn't even like meat

Well that explains a bit right there...

 

[Shoresy]

stop speculating about my pussy

I'm gonna speculate about other things you may have shoved up your clownhole, aside from a razor and some ice which you so graciously confirmed for us

1. carrot
2. disposable vape
3. lava lamp
4. hair curler
5. tooth brush
6. lipstick
7. makeup brush handle
8. some dirt packed into a condom
9. partially thawed hot dog
10. one of those 5 pound gummy worms

also "stop speculating about my pussy" should be a random.txt entry

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

ice which you so graciously confirmed for us

I believe the ice is unconfirmed, but a knife is.

Also and gtfo. You're not part of the cult and haven't drank the kool kid koolaide

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

drank the kool kid koolaide

I petition that instead of saying "drink the koolaid" our cult should say "eat the glass"

 

[Shoresy]

I believe the ice is unconfirmed, but a knife is.

Also and gtfo. You're not part of the cult and haven't drank the kool kid koolaide

I'm not drinking your Diddy juice. This chick is a spastic who needs therapy and to get off the internet and to stop shoving random things up her twat.

 

[IKOL]

Oi, I'm late to the party but I regret nothing. Yet.