Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Pee Cola]

The LDS should have sent Russ to Africa to try to convert Zulus.

I was thinking North Sentinel Island, but Africa would probably work too.

 

[The Dude]

I believe there is only one ship that still does Transatlantic voyages, and that's the Queen Mary 2. I believe all the other Transatlantic ocean liners have been retired. Ocean liners and cruise liners are built differently. An ocean liner has to be built in a certain way so as to handle cross ocean journeys, while ocean liners are built to sail closer to shore where the waves typically don't get as bad, so they typically have a wider beem and a shallower keel so they are more stable in calmer waters. The QM2 can and does serve in both roles due to how she was designed, but I believe she is the only ship serving as an ocean liner these days. Most people wanting to travel Transatlantic will opt to fly because it's faster and typically cheaper.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I was thinking North Sentinel Island, but Africa would probably work too.

Casually sails up to NSI to inquire about their brothel zoning permits, and as they huck spears at him he screams that they hate the disabled and Josh put them up to this as he searches for their Google entry to leave a 1 star review.

 

[Pillar of Autism]

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"50,000 STDs used to live here. Now it's a ghost town."

 

[moseph.jartelli]

easily enlist

easily the most retarded thing any one has suggested in this thread

 

[Jeanette Voerman]

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"You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

This sounds exactly like the type of thing that would've happened in like ancient Rome or some other long gone civilization. I bet serious money that there was a Russell Greer back then who wrote a complaint on his little clay tablet sperging about his precious virginity-loss brothel being destroyed (on top of sub-standard copper deliveries).

Time is a flat circle.

"Tullia Swifta, most radiant muse, I composed odes in your honor! Yet you ignore me like a faithless wife! Will no one recognize the genius of Rusticulus Greerus?"

— Inscription found scrawled on the wall of a bathhouse in Rome, 34 BC

 

[AnOminous]

Wets the bed over an old school brothel getting shut down while he could easily enlist and experience a much wider buffet. Any duty post or overseas port of leave will be chock full of options. Hookers go door to door like 7th Day Adventists at motels after a division graduates boot camp. Doesn't matter what branch or location.

The fuck you talking about? Dude is pure 4-F material.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

The fuck you talking about? Dude is pure 4-F material.

Sir are you implying that the Army hates the disabled?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I was thinking North Sentinel Island, but Africa would probably work too.

Could you imagine him trying to convert the North Sentinelese? It could go one of two ways. They could just kill him because, you know, outsider and everything. Or, plot twist, the slack jawed man is their god and they'd worship him as one.

Too bad he's afraid of darkies though.

I believe there is only one ship that still does Transatlantic voyages, and that's the Queen Mary 2. I believe all the other Transatlantic ocean liners have been retired. Ocean liners and cruise liners are built differently. An ocean liner has to be built in a certain way so as to handle cross ocean journeys, while ocean liners are built to sail closer to shore where the waves typically don't get as bad, so they typically have a wider beem and a shallower keel so they are more stable in calmer waters. The QM2 can and does serve in both roles due to how she was designed, but I believe she is the only ship serving as an ocean liner these days. Most people wanting to travel Transatlantic will opt to fly because it's faster and typically cheaper.

There's still ships that do "repositioning" cruises where they sail across the Atlantic depending on the season. It's a lower rate because you're just at sea and a lot of people choose them just as a way to relax for a week or two before flying home or spending a few days exploring some European port.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

"You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

 

[TractorGirl]

Too bad he's afraid of darkies though.

Can’t refer to them as saggy-pants thugs if they’re not wearing pants…

 

[The Dude]

Can’t refer to them as saggy-pants thugs if they’re not wearing pants…

He does swing both ways. Maybe he's just jealous/intimidated of black guys because he's bought into the popular conception that they have bigger disks than white guys? Maybe deep down inside, Dildo Saggins secretly desires that Alabama Black Snake, but he's also afraid of big'ns?

 

[SargonF00t]

Too bad he's afraid of darkies though.

What makes you say that?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

What makes you say that?

He's made many posts about his generic fear about being around certain ethnic elements, and tends to refer to the way they wear their pants as what he imagines is a sly insult.

 

[The Great Citracett]

He's made many posts about his generic fear about being around certain ethnic elements, and tends to refer to the way they wear their pants as what he imagines is a sly insult.

While at the same time thirsting for black women, and creepily mentioning their race every time.

Calling them things like his "flexible black Barbie" and reminding them that "a boy must have his chocolate."

 

[obsdj]

While at the same time thirsting for black women, and creepily mentioning their race every time.

I was gonna say, a number of the instathots we've caught him soliciting are on the melanistic side.

 

[Da Dude123]

While at the same time thirsting for black women, and creepily mentioning their race every time.

Calling them things like his "flexible black Barbie" and reminding them that "a boy must have his chocolate."

Yes, well, we all know Rusty has great "reosect" for chocolate.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

While at the same time thirsting for black women, and creepily mentioning their race every time.

Calling them things like his "flexible black Barbie" and reminding them that "a boy must have his chocolate."

Remember, he's disabled so he says can see past such base things like ability, gender and race.
Only messages women who he feels are 9+/10

 

[Useful_Mistake]

https://megalodon.jp/2025-0313-1158-43/https://x.com:443/Gent_Sausage/status/1897653375816138796

 

[StinkySnack]

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This may be the first time in history that someone said they would like to be Russell Greer.