Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Dave's Mailman]

Never thought id be rooting for the h3h3 faggots but here we are. The momentum really has shifted, I feel the wind on my back.

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I just hope both sides have fun, inshAllah HaShem wills it

 

[Brian Oblivion]

This psychopath was freaking out. Have they not learned that no one believes this is a charity event anymore? It’s over. They admitted the charity part is the fundraiser, not the tickets, the PPV or the event itself you lying cunt. But hey, at least they have some awesome CC3 merch dropping soon!

lol she had to mute because she was getting humiliated
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Lol those charge backs must really be hurting them. Maybe just allow people to get a refund next time (jk there won't be a next time).

 

[apolloday]

He probably wouldn’t have been signed by a label if he was just a white dude because his old, serious Joji music wasn’t any better than any other emo-white-boi dribble.

I disagree. I was into Soundcloud at that time and I just happened to find his music without knowing it was him, it really stood out from the other stuff. Though it is true that he wouldn't have been as popular if he wasn't Frank, the fact that he got a large following without using Frank to boost it is proof that he had something.

That said the music he's made since doesn't interest me.

 

[Piss Bear]

Ian is a hideous worm, so that's not saying much.

I think he actually looked alright when he kept his hair well-trimmed, styled it, and also dressed nicely. Example:


Compared to now:




I just realized something. Is she trying to get Ian to style his hair like Billy from Stranger Things?

 

[Leo Frank]

I think he actually looked alright when he kept his hair well-trimmed, styled it, and also dressed nicely. Example:
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Compared to now:

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I just realized something. Is she trying to get Ian to style his hair like Billy from Stranger Things?
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Ian was okay looking in that photo. Now he reminds me of the those compilations you see of people’s mugshots throughout the years showing the progress of drug abuse. Whenever he smiles all I can see is Jet Neptune now

Why can’t he have a normal haircut? He went from greasy roadkill on his head to one step away from Lloyd Christmas. Why can’t he just go back to the normal haircut? No bald, no halfway grown out, no greasy mullet

 

[Piss Bear]

Why can’t he have a normal haircut? He went from greasy roadkill on his head to Lloyd Christmas. Why can’t he just go back to the normal haircut? No bald, no halfway grown out, no greasy mullet

Because he isn't allowed to look better than Anisa, and I guess she is going through a phase of looking like a trailerpark mom. Ian is hardly even his own person anymore, he's like a doll she plays dress-up with. She practically uses him as an extension of her own body. When her body is completely tattooed I bet he will start getting even more tattoos as well.

I think Ian could have been happy like Maxmoefoe and Frank/Joji (I don't know his name) but he fell way too hard for the first woman to show him any interest, and unfortunately for him, that woman is a succubus. I think it's too late for him, unless he completely abandoned his life, and went by a new name in a new place. He would have to remove the tattoos too. Kind of like that shit Walter did near the end of Breaking Bad where he went to Alaska.

 

[stupid frog]

I think it's too late for him, unless he completely abandoned his life, and went by a new name in a new place.

He did that when he moved to Seattle.

 

[2020chan]

• 3:30 ish seconds, Anisa says they want to talk about the Ethan stuff, BUT BEFORE GETTING INTO THAT, Anisa wanted to celebrate getting the hands done!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “THIS IS A BIG DEAL”. Holy shit, this woman is so mentally ill
  
  
• They’re a big deal because you can’t ever hide them, acknowledges Ian, “THEY’RE CALLED JOB-STOPPERS ”, says Anisa

Tinfoil theory
Since the Jomhas have been hemorrhaging money for several years now*, maybe they have been talking seriously about getting actual jobs. This might be Anisa's way of making herself unappealing for hiring. "No one will hire me because of my tattoooooooos!". I know she's also just a retard, so it could just be that. The stress from the H3 situation and CC coming up (and looking like a disaster) could have pushed her to get more manic tattoos as well. But she's so proud to call them job stoppers lmao.

* Can we take a second to appreciate that in 2020, she had idubbbz spend thousands of dollars on a boobjob, and started doing onlyfans because she "needed money for my father's care" wanted attention. At that time idubbbz was still very well off financially, possibly a millionaire. Despite this, he defended her and her desire to make her own money. I find it incredibly hilarious that the decision to do onlyfans "for money" has directly led to them going completely fucking broke. Sure, a lot went to CC, but CC and the events leading up to it, only happened because idubbbz wanted to save face from having an onlyfans girlfriend.

In other words. The onlyfans might just be the reason that Anisa has to actually look for a real job after all. Which would be the funniest possible outcome for both of them. And to top it off, she can't just start an onlyfans to avoid getting a job in the real world, because she already played that lazy whore card when she didn't even need to. Bitch needs to learn to code.

 

[LimeRikki]

Ian is hardly even his own person anymore, he's like a doll she plays dress-up with. She practically uses him as an extension of her own body. When her body is completely tattooed I bet he will start getting even more tattoos as well.

This is what late stage BPD-spouse-haver-itis looks like. The symptoms are severe and usually irreversible this far along. A full surgical BPD extraction could have saved him early on and he would have made a full recovery but we are years past the point where he could ever fully bounce back, even with surgery.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Any other 90s kids remember when Deedee got a tattoo? Ya want a flamin' skullhead or a regular skullhead? Flamin' costs extra.

Ah yes, I'll have the GenericTattoo.jpg and several prison tattoos please!

 

[Dave's Mailman]

I think he actually looked alright when he kept his hair well-trimmed, styled it, and also dressed nicely. Example:
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Compared to now:

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I just realized something. Is she trying to get Ian to style his hair like Billy from Stranger Things?
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Twink holocaust

 

[apolloday]

Since the Jomhas have been hemorrhaging money for several years now*, maybe they have been talking seriously about getting actual jobs.

They don't really have any new avenues to make money.
His Youtube is burned, she's done OnlyFans, they have two Patreons.
If she ever actually does go back to streaming rather than just talking about it then you know they're in trouble.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

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Pretty sure this has been pointed out a million times already, but they say the eyes are a window to the soul and comparing his before and after pictures, I fully believe it. In the first image, he looks so jubilant and full of life, ready to eat sewer pickles and scream niggerfaggot throughout the isles of Walmart. Now look at the second picture, his apathy for life is palpable as he holds the hulk binkie(?) these are all observations I garnered from his expression alone, I'm not even touching on his attire, grooming habits, complexion, and scenery.

 

[Unknowing]

Ethan is petty for sending his hordes to deprive Ian of the CC3 money for not supporting him.

How tf would Ian stand up to Hasan and these Jihadists? His own fucking wife is a muslim retard, and he himself is weak and has barely recovered from this nightmare that's engulfed him.

Fuck you Ethan, Anisa isn't one of the hardcore jihadists, just a braindead fatherly failure, and Ian IS raising money for charity, just not for poor people but him and his muslim manager.

 

[Zilch]

Compared to now:

You know who else had a mullet at one point and has a gold incisor?

Austin Maples, the 18k buttersnake back piece artist she hold in such high esteem.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Could a Destiny vs. Destiny's Child fight save CC3?

No way they could afford Destiny's Child

 

[Piss Bear]

You know who else had a mullet at one point and has a gold incisor?

Austin Maples, the 18k buttersnake back piece artist she hold in such high esteem.
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There's no fucking way. This heavily suggests that she is trying to transform Ian into the men she wants to have sex with... why the fuck does she even stay with Ian if she can't stand him this much? Do you think she sleeps with this slimy fuck after or during the tattoo appointments? Is the tattoo just a convenient excuse?

 

[Zilch]

There's no fucking way. This heavily suggests that she is trying to transform Ian into the men she wants to have sex with... why the fuck does she even stay with Ian if she can't stand him this much? Do you think she sleeps with this slimy fuck after or during the tattoo appointments? Is the tattoo just a convenient excuse?

1. She isn't a citizen, a divorce could complicate her immigration status. Especially considering she's overstayed a visa before I think she could actually be deported.
2. Convenience. Anisa doesn't drive, Ian does. I think she's said before he does most of the cleaning. And most importantly Anisa doesn't work. Which brings me to my next point
3. Anisa is a lazy slob who isn't hot enough to be a kept woman. Sure she could probably leech off of some geezer but she'd likely have to put out, which she isn't willing to do
4. She already knows how to manipulate Ian and bend him to her will. Starting over with someone new would be far too much effort for our gorl.

 

[Doublefrag]

This is what late stage BPD-spouse-haver-itis looks like. The symptoms are severe and usually irreversible this far along. A full surgical BPD extraction could have saved him early on and he would have made a full recovery but we are years past the point where he could ever fully bounce back, even with surgery.

All this talk about relationships makes me glad I'm going to stay a lonely KHHV /pol/ incel until the end of my life, so I never have to deal with the burden of a woman's drivel. We live in a society.

 

[Super Malario]

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