Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SargonF00t]

What a retard. Who the fuck invites this toxic piece of human excrement on their show?
Like, what?

Colonel Kurtz has always been a cringe channel, just because of the name and her talking points, but she just really put herself down there in the gutter by hosting Rekieta.

Colonel Kurtz has done at least two livestreams with the Gunt Master himself.

 

[AltisticRight]

maybe bisexual

>Maybe

How sticky is the plane?!
Horrifying,

I think, very.


It's safe and compliant.

>slurp slurp blurp brap can you hear us pilot?
>No, ehhhhhh my Sennheiser Momentum 4 cancels all the noise! I can't hear anything!
>*snorting noises*

Misdemeanor + $50 fine per Aaron

Hey Minnesota court, I am low on cash today. One tit would do.

I still think kayla's nudes being 50usd is 50usd too high tbh

I'll have to be paid $500 to see them.

 

[EyeGuy]

If you're wondering how safe this flight is, don't you worry. All the action and noises are isolated by state-of-the-art gadgets.

This is probably a point against the service in Nick's eyes, if we're being honest.

 

[AltisticRight]

This is probably a point against the service in Nick's eyes, if we're being honest.

I mean, the pilot still heard the question and answered it, so it's obviously bluff.
Which is for the better in Skelly's eyes. He's an exhibitionist, he gets off to voyeurism.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick really doesn't seem to understand the basics of PR and whats possible through PR.

It was surreal to listen to him compare his plight with Depp's. Here's the problem:

Depp...

- Kept his mouth shut for 3+ years after the NYT hit piece, IIRC. He mostly went dark. Moreover, since winning he has never gloated or obnoxiously shamed Heard.
- Let Waldman do his dirty work
- Confessed openly to being a dysfunctional addict who engaged in bad behavior.
- Expressed support and sympathy with the goals of MeToo.
- Had several women credibly testify to him never being abusive.
- Paid mightily for a crack legal team, including a smoking hot woman (Camille), who carefully crafted the case.
- Invited transparency, including cameras in the courtroom.
- Possessed a bazillion times more clout that Rekieta ever did.

Most importantly, Heard obviously lied. There is no evidence that the church-goers, CPS, the cops, or Aaron have lied about anything of significance pertaining to Nick.

Will Nick sue Aaron in civil court? Strong X to doubt but it would be excellent if he did. Would Mr. Moon testify?

Colonel Kurtz has done at least two livestreams with the Gunt Master himself.

Oh, that's right. I saw a bit of that. I don't think Kari remotely understands the putrid waters she's wading into with the sektur. Good luck, girl. They will rip you apart limb-by-limb at the smallest opportunity. Tread carefully.

 

[porkWellington]

the Deep State conspired with Tim Waltz on orders from Kamala Harris to sink the case against Aaron because Minnesota knows they can use him as a witness against me after he forced himself to microwave macaroni and cheese for my kids

 

[dvorak]

Would you coom in the air;
would you coom with no hair?
Could you, would you, coom on coke;
could you, would you, suck a bloke?
I would, I would, said Nick Rekieta.
What, you think I am a beta?
Cooming is so good, you see;
have one, or two, or sometimes three!
So it is, for this cow;
if only Ralph would disavow.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

I could win the lottery, quit my job and dedicate two years to training to be the best boxer I could be.

If you did that you'd be iDubbbz and we all know how it turned out for him.

 

[Briareus]

I mean, the pilot still heard the question and answered it, so it's obviously bluff.
Which is for the better in Skelly's eyes. He's an exhibitionist, he gets off to voyeurism.

To offer the most possible charity, this might have been said before they got on board. Quick question before take off and such.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Back in my day you could get a crack whore's tit pics for an expired coupon and tree fiddy, since when do they cost 50 bucks?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

God damn imagine bringing a blacklight on board this plane. Actually, hey Nick! I know a Mexican catboy you can team up with for a really FUNNY and WEIRD stream!

 

[Solomon Bundy]

$50 for Kayla's exposed breasts? What would the full Girlfriend Experience cost? How much for anal, or watersports? Is there a separate charge for having the event recorded? Want to hold the camera, Nick?

 

[Vibralldo]

>slurp slurp blurp brap can you hear us pilot?
>No, ehhhhhh my Sennheiser Momentum 4 cancels all the noise! I can't hear anything!
>*snorting noises* Can you make it so you do? And any other pilots on your frequency? Also, Aaron Imholte. Make sure Aaron Imholte can hear this.

Fixed it for you

 

[Sneed Force One]

Literal streetwalker crackfiends have hollered at me to get road head for $80 a pop (always said fuck off because I don't want AIDS).

Kayla Christine Rekieta's dignity and victimhood is worth $30 less than a toothless, gummy blowjob. This was decided by the very government she willingly pays taxes to.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Holy Shit! Rekieta sent someone a super chat! And bro, the PILOT IS TOO BUSY LISTENING TO OTHER PILOTS NOT CRASHING THE PLANE WHILE YOU FUCK!

Fucking greatest lolcow ever. I cant wait for this to hit the evening news. I wonder if a concerned "teacher" or "member of the church" from this thread is going to contact the press to break this story wide open? Or maybe he will be investigated by the FAA? Its so over for this degen who let his girlfriend's husband feed his daughter coke&spagetti-o's.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

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Just in case anyone was wondering wtf little Nicky was babbling about:

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wow bro this is for sure worthy of a community feature, great job team!

I can't wait for when he opens his mouth, breathes and then closes his mouth again!

 

[Swole McPole]

When Nick addresses Aaron’s deal he’ll pretend it’s no big deal and he’s glad it’s over with.

"Who said I wanted Aaron to go to jail? I never wanted Aaron to go to jail. I'm a libertarian. I think people should be able to share titty pics between consenting adults. This was just the oppressive state acting to take down the little guy in EXACTLY the same way that they came after me.

I won't say I didn't have some disagreement with Aaron, but that was a contract disagreement. If he was going to be publishing Kayla's nudes to everyone on the Steel Toe Morning Shoe, then Kayla and I deserved some money for sharing her image and our intellectual property. But I never had any desire to see the guy get locked up.

Aaron drank my goo. That makes us cum brothers. I wouldn't want to see anything bad happen to my cum brother. One day, I'll be able to tell the full story and I'll explain exactly how I told the government that Aaron did nothing wrong and they should cut him a plea deal."

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Oh my God...

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For anybody that doesn't get what they're looking at here. It took off last night from Las
Vegas, flew a race track pattern, and then landed at the airport it took off from. It does this a lot. Each time for about 30 minutes.

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How the fuck does Nick know about this shit? And should we thank him for the laughs, or just keep calling him a degenerate? I'm conflicted.

Wait, these are all the same plane, the plane that is use for sex acts and some of the flights in between are only 2 hours apart? If you account for all that taxying, I'm getting the feeling there's no deep cleaning here lmao.

 

[Strix454]

When Nick addresses Aaron’s deal he’ll pretend it’s no big deal and he’s glad it’s over with.

It was all Kayla's thing. It never had anything to do with me. I really never knew anything about it other than that cuck aaron ate my goo. The state was never going to win that case because they didn't understand how to legally use social media like I do. For PR and stuff. Now can we talk more about Aaron's junk.

 

[AnOminous]

i have to disagree on this part. this was more of a vic l then a rekieta l. rekieta lost nothing substantial in the vic case.

Other than his reputation. Not from the L itself but from how shamelessly he abandoned Vic the moment Vic was no longer useful to him.

I think, very.

Holy shit, it looks like that vile decaying whorehouse Russell Greer just visited, but in a plane. Nick is such a fucking loser cuck piece of shit. Imagine how degraded, how much of a pathetic, degenerate scumbag you'd have to be to pay for this.