Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

A bit behind but
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Forget the dry brush, compression garments, anti-inflammatory diet and MLT first. Just go straight to this scam plastic surgeon and get it all sucked out and then tucked up. Also cookies, mashed potatos, Starbucks foofy drinks, cotton candy and bagels are sure to make you feel at the top of health.
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I love how the AI looked at the reference photo of Anna and was so confused that it turned her purse into a... shoe? A cat?? I imagine the AI worker in its cubicle sharing the prompt with another coworker, both of them going ??? Then just slotting in the shoe cat and calling it a day.

It also gave the glove eyes but that's just typical AI dumbassery and not as funny.
 
She's doing her deep thoughts again.
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Ah, Anna's still eating ready-made pie crust as part of her health journey. She'll heal up nicely in no time.

She's so health conscious, surely she had something light while she waited for her "keetch" to come out of the oven, or maybe just fasted til then. Lol. No, she door dashed a bunch of shit from Starbucks, and had snacks while she waited for the delivery. Then ate the quiche.
 
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Is she talking about paying for her plastic surgery and/or herbst experimental treatments in weird chambers? Or her massage?

Nope, insurance doesn’t pay for plastic surgery.
Some actually can be paid for by insurance, if deemed medically necessary, and that includes panniculectomy and brachioplasty. That’s why Anna had the assessment (she lied at) with the Roxbury Centres insurance report writer before she had any surgery. She’s also sponsored by that clinic so may not be needing to pay anything out of pocket. The Herbst treatments though like the massage suit, the pod, even the hyperbaric treatments might not be covered. Then there would be all the claims she’d be making for prescriptions, bandages, compression gear and other extras.
Anna also smokes too,
Hence the reason her wound healing isn’t going as expected. Patients are advised not to smoke for weeks before plastic surgery, and not until fully healed. Many plastic surgeons won’t even perform surgery on smokers.
 
I find the idea that the ~~~~ BEST ~~~~ doctor's office would also be too stupid to figure out how to bill insurance extremely funny
A lot of places that don’t take insurance avoid doing so because it’s a massive time (and therefore money) suck on their end. I assume that’s what she meant.
 
Two full size quiches with sausage. Two. If they were reduced calorie, she certainly would have said so. The Food.com recipe for sausage quiche is 1100 calories per serving.

Odds the banana pudding was actually low sugar? And how much protein does one put in a "high protein" banana pudding?

Stuff for snacks and sandwiches = cheese, mayo and bread. Loads and loads of "snacks" that look like that infamous Trader Joes run. Delivery I'm guessing. If she had shopped for this shit in person, we probably would have heard about it.
She's doing her deep thoughts again.
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"I need engagement! Engage in my comments, please please please!"
She leads such an empty excuse for a life and tries to present it as exciting, spontaneous, carefree and fun, fun, FUN!!!
Plus the fake life is getting more immature as she ages.

I've noticed that's common when highly disfunctional people hit 40-ish years old. They know they've missed standard adult milestones, so they regress to make up for it. Fun! Fun Fun!
 
She still has to have puddings, sweet mains, snacks, bread, even at her size. She should be on grilled chicken breast and greens, steamed fish and greens, drinking water and tea with no milk or added calories. It's that fucking simple. She eats like a child. Nothing in that list is ideal for her. Good. I look forward to the continued gains.

Edit: Christ, she looks like absolute shit in that video.
 
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All the expensive clothes Anna has in her closet, and she goes out in public looking like this? I've seen women in homeless shelters who looked more pulled together. WTF is wrong with her? She looks like she just jumped into a Goodwill bag.
I dont have great fashion taste and maybe its because Im a bit of an indie-kid, I dont really hate it. It fits her okay enough, its pretty modest, she matches the lady next to her, and I do kinda see what shes going for, kind of a casual type of boho (it is the Goodwill-thrifted look which is I think still a little trendy among certain types of people.)

I think it fits her more than when she tries to pull off the 'festival' look, either ravers or the Jojo Siwa look where its flashy and gaudy and shes trying to imitate drag but shes 700 lbs.

I feel like its the equivalent of showing up in like 'dad clothes', showing up to an event in a graphic tee and pants and converse or some shit.
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What is this she's smoothing into this trough-sized container? It's not rice and doesn't look like any of the other stuff she listed.
At first i thought she was spreading dough into a pan to proof but I think its the family sized serving of mashed potatoes she likes to eat that someone mentioned a while back.
 
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She still has to have puddings, sweet mains, snacks, bread, even at her size. She should be on grilled chicken breast and greens, steamed fish and greens, drinking water and tea with no milk or added calories. It's that fucking simple. She eats like a child. Nothing in that list is ideal for her. Good. I look forward to the continued gains.

Edit: Christ, she looks like absolute shit in that video.
Imagine if she just hired a professional chef to cook her 3K calories a day of delicious food instead of spending all those tens of thousands on mutilation surgery. She could eat like a queen and still lose weight, but nah, had to do the most death fat thing ever. Oh well, it's what she deserves.
 
She still has to have puddings, sweet mains, snacks, bread, even at her size. She should be on grilled chicken breast and greens, steamed fish and greens, drinking water and tea with no milk or added calories. It's that fucking simple. She eats like a child. Nothing in that list is ideal for her. Good. I look forward to the continued gains.

Edit: Christ, she looks like absolute shit in that video.
I think it's the worst she's ever looked and that's saying something, her pallor is so grey.
 
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