DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Big Brown Schlub said:
I finally listened to the copecast from yesterday and holy shit, when he laid out Path #2: Drama, I felt my stomach collapsing in on itself from the cringe. He went on the type of monologue that edgy shounen anime MCs go on. I WILL LEAVE A PILE OF BROKEN BODIES IN MY WAKE! (verbatim quote btw)
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Coming from the guy that ran away from verbally confronting an 11-year old.
 
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I wonder if they actually do agree somewhat with his videogame choices because this shit is fucking ROUGH.

THREE RPGS and some CoD slop at a time like this is some sort self-cannibalization self-feltening themselvsing.

What is there to even look forward too anymore if were just gonna play boring dogshit? More sitting around and eating food again?
 
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And by the way, Ashton agrees with you https://x.com/PoweroftheTruth/status/1900132916866273734
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Current DSP timeline: the main person DSP has been collaborating with reads fucking kiwifarms and agrees with some of the posters.

fucking bizarro world - this is almost as bizarre and random as seeing BSV in his naruto outfit smoking a joint (420 blaze it)

replies to PPP's tweet since they are relevant (and archive):

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Pigroach luck and the universe needing to provide the latest grave for Phil to dance on means if Phil officially declares PPP a detractor and he's done with it, and he doesn't really care about KC anymore, and that he just wants to be a chill-style no drama streamer, then very soon the Kino Casino will get a Rekieta-level lolcowpocalypse and every single one of their paypigs somehow transfer to DSP.

STARFISH EXHIBITIONIST ASHTON PARKS AND CP LIVESTREAMER ANDY WARSKI will SUFFAAAAHH
 
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Phil isn't clever or funny enough to do drama. When has he ever argued with anyone to their face and won? His counterargument to everything is "You're a stupid idiot dunce". Sure, sometimes people are stupid idiot dunces, but that's not an actual argument if you don't point out WHY it's the case. If they document why you're a liar with video evidence and your reply is "You're a stupid idiot", you lose. That's why Phil always loses.

I'm not sure about the KC arc yet for Phil. He's made a ridiculous amount of money, which is the only reason it kept going as long as it did (he literally said this on stream yesterday, how "great they were to him" = money). But yet he let someone repeatedly insult him and his wife to his face and just bent over and took it. So in the end Phil might be richer but comes off like a giant pussy-ass bitch. And today on stream he'll no doubt say some insulting shit to PPP...when he's not there to respond. Because that's the only time Phil will say anything to anyone, when they can't come back at him, because he's too slow-witted and always loses those.
 
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I just want to point out because phil is going to retcon the entire kino arc, ppp and warksi only pulled phil into the fold because they thought it was funny when phil was ripping on reviewtechusa. PHIL WAS DOING DRAMA CONTENT ALL ON HIS OWN BEFORE THEY PULLED HIM IN. I put that in all caps because it's important to highlight and remember that when kino casino pulled phil onto their side, it was purely because of drama/lolcow content and they likely expected phil to keep it up. Its phil who broke the expectations of what the kc/dsp relationship would be, not the other way around. Phil essentially snaked the kino casino by being the same boring recluse he's always been after all they tried to do for him.
 
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Burl McMillan said:
Pigroach luck and the universe needing to provide the latest grave for Phil to dance on means if Phil officially declares PPP a detractor and he's done with it, and he doesn't really care about KC anymore, and that he just wants to be a chill-style no drama streamer, then very soon the Kino Casino will get a Rekieta-level lolcowpocalypse and every single one of their paypigs somehow transfer to DSP.
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This may unironically happen with Canada's new unelected leader Mark Carney wanting to clamp down on online speech and raise taxes further through the roof. The Casino may have just doomed itself to suffah
 
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Coke Zero said:
PHIL WAS DOING DRAMA CONTENT ALL ON HIS OWN BEFORE THEY PULLED HIM IN
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Sir, I can assure that you DSP never talks about drama. You are mistaken here.

I know this because on March 13th, 2018 DSP said he would never address drama again. I made a tracking thread for it but gave up:
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I have to inform you that in the 7 years and 5 days since he said he would never address drama again that he has never spoken about drama once. The last 248,498 pages of the DSP megathread have just been people talking about Lord of the Rings and Derish (which DSP never addressed also). It's real sad that DSP stopped addressing drama and no one has had anything to talk about for the past 7 years.
 
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Phil pulling a "fine, I'll do it by myself!" with Smark Guys is too fucking funny. He's trying to act high and mighty whilst he's too much of a pussy to even say that PPP (I call him Double D) called Khat fat. It's like Voldersnort, Phil cannot mention "fat" and his wife in the same sentence.

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PPP's Live Reaction to TL1P:
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The GOUT-HATERS Handbook said:
Phil pulling a "fine, I'll do it by myself!" with Smark Guys is too fucking funny. He's trying to act high and mighty whilst he's too much of a pussy to even say that PPP (I call him Double D) called Khat fat. It's like Voldersnort, Phil cannot mention "fat" and his wife in the same sentance.

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I know people don't bother archiving that much shit lately but since this is prime khantent it should be archived for future Down the Rabbit Hole, Joon the King, August The Duck and Mike Cum (famous documentary filmmaker) to be able to use. Because we all know someone is going to top Joon's 4 hour documentary and make a fucking 26 hour long documentary at the rate DSPs story is going at.

Also PPP is totally correct and as other people already know and are aware everything DSP is driven by detractors reactions to his shit, from owning a khando, to having a mature adult relationship with his wife to trying to flex buying a fucking corolla on people.

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