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Bro will come back trying to sue for damage to his truss when he pulls it down.
Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms
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politisperg.
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Volodymyrr Zelensky is one of the few heads of states I actually like. Even though I don't like Justin Trudeau, I appreciate that at least he's not on the side of the Eastern European oligarchs that Trump stands by. Zelensky was being reasonable in his visit with Trump but Trump himself amongst other right wingers were so unfair to him you know.
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Kiwi Farms is a pretty dumb and crazy website. But Skibidi Farms is basically hell on earth. I want nothing to do with these disgusting no limits fuckers. KiwiFarms is like the edgy try hard vigilantes. Skibidi Farms is a human trafficking hellhole.
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I now know that tiny details in random decade-old videos are enough to get under this guy's skin.
I am remembering that. Oh, am I ever.
I am remembering that. Oh, am I ever.
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00:00:06 so done I'm so done I really hate this really hate technology right now I was wanting to record the moon just a simple video of a Moon and then the system UI crash like what the kidding me this needs to stop I was scared to death because my phone was pulling up these Antics on me and to restart this to get it to go right F almost choked to death this isn't funny stop allowing the the system user interface to crash how hard is it to stop it from doing that you Samsung you and your little oligarchy rule over South
00:01:43 Korea you want to me over during a l Eclipse you want to me over you don't want to see me mad you don't want to see me mad and this right there made me so mad cuz I was scared to death enough with this learn to make a product that doesn't crash you
00:01:43 Korea you want to me over during a l Eclipse you want to me over you don't want to see me mad you don't want to see me mad and this right there made me so mad cuz I was scared to death enough with this learn to make a product that doesn't crash you
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He says while I laugh the whole time.
Oh shit, he’s about to Hulk out. Guys get ready.
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I can't believe that twitter porn bots ruined the lunar eclipse. Is nothing sacred?
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Man, I'm already starting to get deja-vu when I read this thread. He's starting to repeat into himself or someshit.
EDIT: like a fractal lolcow...
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Alex starts off coming to the realization that he makes himself look like a fool when he makes toothless threats...
He immediately starts making absurd threats like a retard.
I don't know about you guys but I don't ever have Elsagate videos recommended to me on YouTube. I'm pretty sure you need to be searching for content aimed at children for that to happen. This implies that Alex is actively searching for these videos and is acting offended that he finds them. It was plainly discovered and confirmed that Alex masturbates to child gore content so I'm not buying his false outrage.
Oh. He's not upset about the child gore content. He's upset that it's monetized. I guess he is okay with child abuse as long as it doesn't have ads.
THIS NIGGER BABYSITS NONVERBAL AUTISTIC CHILDREN!?!
Lol. No.
Lol. Acting just like a psycho ex girlfriend like I was saying before.
Did Alex join the Skibidi Farms to try and find new friends?
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Why is the moon on front of the trees?
Hwy alex, do a flip, faggot.
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Artist’s portrayal of Alex’s final moments before ending it all.
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Licking the window of self awareness is common amongst cows, but they only lick it.
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He's summoning the fucking Moon Presence to take away everybody's arms.
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Alex is whiteknighting for KingCobraJFS now for some reason, uploads his first video with his face in it for a while despite saying he was never going to do it again. rants about his retarded gorilla nigger life, says we accused him of abusing his sister, and calls the site users and Null " retarded pedophiles". Also privates the video of him sperging about his phone:
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People of KiwiFarms are still retarded pedophiles though including the site owner itself. Scums like them have no right to harass me.
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Where did they get that lie that I abuse my sister, I never done that. Kiwifarms abused her way more than I do. These allegations are so dumb in such an echo chamber.
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I often wish I am dead because of all the paranoia and anxiety I am getting. I fear things come out of nowhere. I wanna scream so badly. How do I protect myself against trolls who want to ruin my life.
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I don't know why I keep being tempted to rant on YouTube. I guess I am so used to it because I'm a disturbed individual.
I unlisted and private them either because of trolls or because I no longer agree with them.
I unlisted and private them either because of trolls or because I no longer agree with them.
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I feel so lonely and vulnerable. I am paranoid over so many things. This is just the worst. Over targeted harassment towards me and everyone being so stupid.
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People of KiwiFarms are still retarded pedophiles though including the site owner itself. Scums like them have no right to harass me.
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The moon looks really dark during the eclipse. It might be a dark blood moon.
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But seriously. Fuck all the people who joined in on harassing me. You think you're cool but in reality, you're a sad joke.
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Government doesn't fake space images. It's a lie made to make you think the earth is flat. The earth is a ball.
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Alex is really looking great in his latest video. Has he been working out?
Dude is the only person in the world who can go to Mexico for four months and not get a tan.
Dude is the only person in the world who can go to Mexico for four months and not get a tan.
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He's been doing this since his halal, I have no idea why.
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200 plus pages and the thread is still not out of PG. Sad.
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I'm not convinced this jobless autistic man child who has a hundred embarrassing accounts across multiple platforms, has been banned from many of those platforms, wannabe rapper, wannabe polyglot, wannabe influencer, clown rape aficionado, woman harasser, child abuse advocate, incest porn connoisseur, and amputee fetishist is really a lolcow.
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Interesting I got on his halal therapy list, guess another partisan loser thinks I'm their Judas
What a very nice guy who wants other people to be exposed and made fun of, I wonder why people are quick to bully such a nice gentleman like you.
Dropped all charges? You're a fucking nobody from Canada. Thats mean but don't do this self important bullshit. Also ignore this fucking thread and stop talking about it, like maybe quit posting for a while, don't feed the god damn trolls.
Again very nice to make false accusations too, that's something I'd expect from a Qtard.