Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

I'm one of those lurkers who had no idea who this chick was until the front page feature. I have a lot of feelings and I wish that there was a MATI reaction that was less, "This poster is clearly MATI," and more, "This post makes me MATI." But like someone else said, MATI is kind of pointless in this thread.

With regards to the soundproof headphones, humans are biologically wired to be especially sensitive to the sound frequency of a baby's crying. Meaning, it is an evolutionary advantage for us to be sensitive to it so we can attend to the baby's needs. This poor girl. If she's fourteen months, she should be eating solid foods in a high chair or something, not lying down with a bottle. Do they even own a high chair?
 
Man, Hannah's teenage years are gonna be kino. She's gonna be so pissed at her mom that she gave her a flathead no hairdo will be able to hide.
The daughter off cone heads was popular. She was a really good diver.

Also. I'm gonna assume that weed is legal in whatever yank state this fucking bitch lives in, but surely that's just like alcohol? Like alcohol is legal but the social are going to have something to say if you and every other sadult in the house is stoned from morning til night?
And the fact they say they hotbox the house and smoke indoors and is she still breastfeeding and passing some scitzophrenia weed milk to the baby or what? reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Also incredible that retard Bexs idea of herself as betrodden slave tradwife seems to mainly hinge on the - incredibly labour intensive - 3 second act of putting some skunk in a bong so none of the other poly freaks have to have sobriety encroaching near them at any moment.
I pack a bowl for him no one packs a bowl for me! Waa waa waaa. Maybe because noone can seperate the bong from your hand you currently shriveled fat bitch.

God I wish people like this would actually ever kill themsleves or even die of their totally real chronic illnesses but they never, ever do.

This foul fucking hag swimming back into my awareness has got me so genuinely MATI.
Hooking in rando adult baby men off fetlife to live on the couch has got to be worth something for cps, I am amazed all combined that she's not got anything that would at least have them on her ass for a bit.
Hopefully the grandparents can just nick the baby off her.
Lmao at her saying "my family say we deserve suffering because of our lifestyle"
That's definitely a reading of their expressing nonplussment that 4 neckbeards make more cups and plates to pick up after than 1 neckbeard, duh-doi. Kek.
 
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And the fact they say they hotbox the house and smoke indoors and is she still breastfeeding and passing some scitzophrenia weed milk to the baby or what? reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Becky said she didn't breastfeed Hannah because she was unwilling to give up on taking her cocktail of psych meds. Also because she didn't want to deal with sore nipples.

However... she has almost certainly been breastfeeding her boyfriend as part of his "babyboy" roleplaying. Additionally, Becky has "lactation" listed as one of her own fetishes on Fetlife, and she once offered to start selling her breast milk on Twitter. See this post:
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So brave! (🙄)

The ironic part is that I'm almost 100% sure that Becky is breastfeeding... not her baby, no. But rather her boyfriend.
Consider that "lactation" is one of Becky's listed fetishes:
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And she mentioned still having breast milk as recently as August (if she's never breastfed, then why hasn't it dried up?):
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I remember Becky's old excuses for why she wasn't going to breastfeed Hannah included not wanting to have to deal with sensitive nipples.
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But apparently breastfeeding this creep is no problem!
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For anyone morbidly curious about the full list of Becky's and her boyfriend's fetishes:
It was mentioned before, but here are Becky's fetishes:
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  • age play
  • daddy/girl
  • sister/brother roleplay
  • consensual nonconsent play
    • (i.e. rape roleplay)
And as for Becky's new boyfriend:
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  • Ageplayer
  • age play (everything to do with it)
  • ddlg (giving)
    • DDLG = Daddy Dom / Little Girl (i.e. pedo roleplay)
  • eat mommy's pussy like a good little boy (giving)
  • mommy/boy dynamics (everything to do with it)
  • mommy/son play (everything to do with it)
  • schoolgirl uniform (watching others wear)
  • sexual ageplay (receiving)
  • suckling on mommy's breasts (everything to do with it)
  • voyeurism (everything to do with it)


I feel filthy even just by writing this post. These people are sick.
 
Didn't she also at one point claim she couldn't breastfeed because of dysphoria around her breasts? I thought that got tossed out as a reason too, which is funny cause she loves to slang those things around in sundresses and shit. Obviously she's not truly "dysphoric" or whatever, she's just saying whatever is useful in whatever moment she finds herself in.
 
LFJ's "personal assistant" was homeless at one point and LFJ waffled about how he didn't have the liquid funds to help them out (iirc, he even said that having to keep aside money in case there was an appeal against the Australian judgement was tying up his funds).
That doesn't mean he isn't rich, it just means he's a greedy sociopath who doesn't give a single fuck about anything other than himself and his bizarre hate obsessions. He was spending money hand over fist going after some Chinese guy for just knowing Null at the same time he didn't have a dime to help out his homeless troon brother.
These people make me fucking sick, neglecting a infant to the point that they become retarded for the rest of thier lives, just so you can smoke weed and play fucking videogames all day is beyond sickening, not to mention bragging and throwing a pity party about your newly retarded baby jist so you can feel better about yourself, even more concerning is her inviting fetishists to her house to be around the poor kid. Degenerate hedonists and crazy bpd chicks shouldnt be allowed to have kids its just a disaster waiting to happen, that kids gonna end up fubar.
This bitch has always been one of the most infuriating cows out there, but there was at least some limited humor value in her sheer stupidity and nonsensical nonstop lies. Now that there's a child being permanently harmed, it's really lost almost all humor.

Not even the most venomous Becky hater predicted she'd literally neglect the kid so much its head would end up permanently deformed.
 
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Pretty sure all her miscarriages were missed periods from being a slob and failed implants.

One of the last attempts before IVF - Bex was basically jumping between cucks on a weekly schedule. She swore she had missed a period and pestered the doctors office for a week with nurses telling her it was too early to know if she was pregnant or not.

She'd claimed multiple miscarriages prior to this point. Generally (without IVF or other fertility treatments) it's difficult to know your pregnant till 4-5 weeks in when the HCG starts to kick in hard and starts causing Morning Sickness and all the other fun 1st trimester stuff. But the miscarriages always seemed to happen a week or so after she claimed she was pregnant.

I think she def has fertility issues that the IVF could help with. But Bex did the barest effort to make it successful. She came off the weed for a bit during egg retrieval and the attempts - but she went immediately back to the weed and junk food on the break between the first and second attempts.
 

She also doesn’t know what she wants. She collects passive, submissive, easy guys. She breaks down whatever free will they have. And what she’s left with is a guy who no longer interests her. PunningPundit and Pregnancy Fetish Guy fucked her up because in the end, they asserted free will. To this day, if either of them came back, she’d open her legs so fast she’d break both hips.
Looking at her gross fetlife list (why would anyone make that publicly available? Dumb.) it is clear that she is playing a part she doesn't really care for and she can't pull a guy who can even pretend to be dominant for 5 minutes, and instead has to play Mommy as the world's most hateful shrew.

I wonder if fetishizing the fuck out of breasts til you are the sort of person with "Lactation" in a publicly viewable list, makes it so that the normal act of feeding your baby seems gross and incestuous?
(seriously, I can't get over how these retards have these fetlife profiles. Far be it from me to second guess loser perverts but surely, even if you wanted to the smart thing to do hold that information back. Maybe for ever tbh. Seeing a massive lost of categories feels so bleak in a couple different ways)

I caught up on the thread, and that unfortunate unibrow baby’s sad, naked existence sitting in a stroller in her own goddamn hose is fucking infuriating. In Moorpark, there are cute little petting zoos and produce picking farms that are perfect for a baby.
Maybe I have been spoilt by knowing only suave and superior babies, but the baby's face/eyes are lacking something. It's a bit better than a few months ago where there's a clear disconnect between everything else and their perception of it, as we can only glean from photos ofc; more recent ones show the kid looking a bit more switched on and present, but decidedly panicky. Like the eyes aren't smiling.
As you would be, honestly.

Heavily hate this shit. Feel like the last time I heard of Bex she was cooking up the idea of getting pregaz but I never thought the madwoman would actually do it, thought being a fat old lazy bitch was barrier enough to this actually happening. I hweep.
 
Surprise — The 20-something mommy/boy fetishist Becky picked up on Fetlife doesn’t want to swear he’ll be cuck #3/Daniel’s replacement.

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She wanted him to ask for a baby and he didn't. He literally told her he wanted to stick around and still be going on dates, but to Becky this is abandonment. "That's that, then." She wanted another fake wedding with presents, y'all!

I thought part of what was great about poly is not having to put every relationship on a one-size-fits-all relationship ladder, but Becky obviously knows best. It's not a real relationship unless he's putting another kid in you.

Her Cuban traditional Catholic beliefs pop up in the funniest places.
 
She wanted him to ask for a baby and he didn't. He literally told her he wanted to stick around and still be going on dates, but to Becky this is abandonment. "That's that, then." She wanted another fake wedding with presents, y'all!

I thought part of what was great about poly is not having to put every relationship on a one-size-fits-all relationship ladder, but Becky obviously knows best. It's not a real relationship unless he's putting another kid in you.

Her Cuban traditional Catholic beliefs pop up in the funniest places.
It is very funny she wants to have a baby with everyone except her actual husband.
 
SAD: Watches from front-row seat as Becky's "marriage" to Daniel breaks down - sees the meltdowns, the screeching, the accusations, the threats. Has to live with Becky while she spirals into full BPDemon tornado mode over the course of one month as Daniel and her relationship devolves.

Becky: SAM DO YOU WANT TO GET mArRiEd?!?!?

I mean forget everything else as to why that's a terrible idea - you just "lost" a husband one month ago, Becky. ONE MONTH. Sam is actually being the adult here and not making big plans while Becky is grieving, but of course unless he's gonna put a babby in her she will continue to be totally empty inside in every possible meaning.

Who is this Orcrist asshat who is trying really hard to get in that vagina dentata? He's always simping in her replies.

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Surprise — The 20-something mommy/boy fetishist Becky picked up on Fetlife doesn’t want to swear he’ll be cuck #3/Daniel’s replacement.

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LOL. Becky continues to see herself as wife material when she's just another used up slampig.

All she does is does is sit around claiming to be bi, eat pork products, and whine.

Doesn't cook, clean, have a job, take care of her own baby, or bring in any sort of income - just get smoked out of her mind, form a lump on a couch, troll online for strangers to bring home for sex, and alternate between screaming about how hard she has it doing nothing all day but play video games in her $2 million house and e-begging for money so she can buy more weed.

And then she wonders why the revolving door to her bedroom continues to spin.
 
Surprise — The 20-something mommy/boy fetishist Becky picked up on Fetlife doesn’t want to swear he’ll be cuck #3/Daniel’s replacement.

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You literally aren't worth sticking around for. You spend the household income on weed, refuse to get a job, you use your child as a prop for social media, and you have constant freakouts whenever things don't go your way. Why you think he's special when you treat him the same way as everyone else. You've not given him the world, you've given him a bedroom he has to share with another cuck. You're not even the one who gives it to him since you don't pay the mortgage or earn money which lets him buy things like food.

Then again, she lacks self-awareness, evidenced by the way she describes liberal suburban democrat wine moms
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"Weaponized kindness and civility"? Where can we see this exact behavior in her own post crowing and crying about the 20-year old fetlife mental nut she brought into the home not wanting to marry her?

On the topic, is one of her in-laws a troon?
 
LOL at Orcist telling Becky that she's the "mature one" between her and Sam.
It's barely been a month since German Neckbeard dumped Becky, and she's as useless as a tuxedo at a nude beach, yet she wants some 20 something she barely knows to knock her up.

Becky must REALLY miss that huge dopamine hit she got when she was pregnant with Hannah - an excuse to lay around doing nothing and have the cucks wait on her hand and foot, an avalanche of asspats from her online peanut gallery, all those hormones bouncing around in her broken brain giving her a "reason" to act like a cunt and experiment with new combinations of psych meds, and gifts from her and Jackson's families, not to mention now she had a shiny new toy that she was craving for YEARS.

That must have been the biggest high in her life, and all that weed is just a futile attempt to reach those heights again. Once you factor in the post-baby blues, getting dumped by Daniel, losing her only meal ticket, and the low self-esteem from barely getting any action, Basic Bitch Becky WANTS another baby in hopes of making lightning strike twice.
 
Surprise — The 20-something mommy/boy fetishist Becky picked up on Fetlife doesn’t want to swear he’ll be cuck #3/Daniel’s replacement.

If he's at all smart then this is his cue to run for the hills.
I expect when he learned she was already in a poly relationship with two "husbands" that he thought she could compartmentalize between a serious relationship and just sex. He gets his mommy fantasies fulfilled, she gets to fuck someone who isn't a tubby, balding cuck. Win-win, right? Not with Basic Becky. She got to go and make it weird, expecting this 20 year old guy to shack up with an middle aged woman with a baby. Any amount of common sense would tell you that isn't going to happen.
 
It's almost like human society invented marriage and all the associated laws to solve problems like this
I really want to make a montage of her “poly works because we COMMUNICATE and we’re RESPECTFUL and ADULT unlike you Neanderthals” posts next to the breakup posts.
 
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