Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

    Votes: 296 45.1%
  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

    Votes: 361 54.9%

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    657
My god, that third picture down is startling, her left eye looks like it's actually sliding down her face! She's like the Toxic Avenger without the charm.

Edit: in Manson's biography he talks about a teenage girl falling asleep at his party and him and his buddy pull shit out of her ass and put in her vagina.
No, he doesn't. He's undoubtedly a rapey little fucker but what you describe doesn't happen anywhere in that book.
 
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Quelle suprise, Luna doesn't understand why a store employee might perform loss prevention! Well, they probably like keeping their job, which pays them money, Luna. They need that money to pay rent and feed themselves. If you and your fellow junkies keep stealing shit, management may close the store location because it no longer makes a profit. Then all the employees are out of work, and you have no place to shop within walking distance because your neighborhood is known to be too downtrodden to sustain a profitable business. Do this enough times and you live in a proper ghetto. Now you live like the niggers you and Lurch feel you are better than. Good jhaaab, Luuuunnaaa!
 
I think it's hilarious how performative she is with everything she does.
It's because
She was tumblr famous for being alternative and unique.
and she's still mentally 15.

I'm not sure if this guy is an Internet tough guy
Definitely ITG know nothing fail to launch.
He's an idiot who thinks water comes out of mom and dad's refrigerator.
It's a fucking rooming house. There is one tank for the entire building. Even million dollar apartments often share a main water tank.
Yeah, shit in the tank that supplies the water you yourself need (continues to mutter in old man...kids these days...in my day...), that'll show the rental agency. Be ungovernable!
 
Hold up. What in the curvature blindness is happening here. Someone is fucking with the boob sliders or something cause that doesn't look normal.
Might be filters, but while she was always big, she did loose and gain quite a lot of weight. I think her boobs are just really soft and saggy and she tries to make them look big with push-up bras. They make them look so much worse and almost deformed or liquid. I think they would look a lot better, almost human, if she'd just wear regular bras.
It wigs out whenever she's btfo
She always has the lazy eye, fentanyl just makes it go really crazy (like she said on reddit), and she doesn't realize it when she's posting high.
Honestly, this is the best art Luna has recently posted. Even caricatures of junkies don't have eyebrows this bad. In combination with the melting eye and the fucked up nail on the middle finger, this is true art.
 
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We do, though, Luna. We do experience loss as a consequence of behaviors exhibited by you and little bottomfeeders just like you.
Your little hobby of being a cutesy little kleptomaniac does affect other people, retard. The extent of shoplifting, at least in the United States, has worsened tenfold after COVID. It's not just inflation, there are a lot of factors at play, and most retailers have to just wave goodbye to millions of dollars worth of products every year all because pieces of shit like you think you're entitled to a five finger discount.

Then they have to constantly hike up the price to make up for all of the loss, not to mention the many different variables that factor into retail pricing, like distribution expenses, payroll, and plenty of other shit - but yes, of course, do tell us about how poor you are and about how the employees are definitely just ROLLING in the dough working a retail job just to barely make ends meet. Fuck you, I hope they do get a raise for catching people like you and helping the company that signs their paychecks.
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OK. I'm not mad anymore because those eyebrows are fucking hilarious :story:
She was tumblr famous for being alternative and unique.
If this doesn't say anything about the website or its userbase, I honestly don't fucking know what will.
 
Mumma slater, sourced from the other farms, our girl looks so much like her
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Really? I don’t see a strong resemblance in that photo. She seems very similar to her mother psychologically and mentally, but the physical resemblance doesn’t seem that strong.

Also, at least in that photo, her mom doesn’t seem to be a large woman (height or weight) and Luna has always been super sized.
 
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Luna looks like her mother if she had a spell cast upon her, cursed to live out her life as a hulking giantess.

It must have rankled Luna that her mom was petite and pretty, while she was a sulking, slouching monster. Is Pater Luna super tall and broad or something? Otherwise, one has to wonder whether mom was honest about who all she was fucking on the steps of the methadone clinic.

From photos we've seen of Luna in high school at her internship, her posture was obviously of a girl with perilously low self esteem: hunched over, glowering, barely verbal. Matthew was an absolute piece of shit for seducing his quasi-girlfiend's very pitiful teen daughter, once he learned her had a juicy inheritance coming her way.

He might not regret the years when the getting was good, and Tuna kept them in heroin and clover for three or four years. But she's been a dry well for a long time now, too dumb to even be pimped out properly. It has to occur to him that it's past time to move on. I suspect he's lost too many teeth to score a new victim, otherwise he'd be long gone.
 
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