DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Phil's "friends" left him early on (one of whom ghosted him) and now he's been playing random matchups all night.

Sup Jayde

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Yeah this matches with my assumption that DSP isn't some super manipulative person. Subaru faggot said ages back that she would lose her shit over tiny stuff.

To further this, I remember when he came back from talking to his wife during a stream saying something like "we need to hit the goal, my wife is downstairs hungry asking when can we order" and he sounded like she just scolded him and he was then aggressively pan handling to hit that goal for the reward.

 

[Soylent Dora]

The pets fill in a lot of blanks in the detractor lore. The pet supplies, the never ever ever showing outside of his room on camera after showing stuff constantly for years and the constant getting up to go check on stuff during streams.

I bet he has a lizard and some sort of bird to go along with the bunny (RIP) and he considers that an "exotic menagerie"

Didn't he mention a while back him and the horse like to look at all the wild life in their backyard? I always thought that was weird. Very un-Phil like.

I guess the backyard was actually his spare room. This is what happens when you don't have a real family - you try to fill the void with wildlife.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Honestly, the best thing that could have happened to this dude is, after PandaLee left, he should have just moved his ass back to Connecticut. Never should have left in the first fucking place. Phil epically fucked up his life.

True, but Phil is a ugly stupid man that needs to pay to get any pussy. He needed his own place in a nice area far away just to get a relationship with Leanna. Then he never would had a chance with mentally ill Kat if he didn't have it.

Thems the breaks when one must be a Mature Adult.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Guys, we don't want Derich to come back. We scored a huge win over Phil when he banned him. Now if Phil brings him back, it would completely felt us.

I think the chat would revolt.

I would pay anything for DSP to watch this KC stream on his podcast. They didn't simply sour over time, they hated everything he did, like his cringe kick chats. I want nothing more than for DSP to fully internalize that every warm feeling he had the past 7 months was fake.

Only problems with the story is Phail knows nothing about football and the last Super Bowl in Florida was 2021

I have to correct this after listening to Kino tonight. The trip was to a Super Bowl party in Tampa at a Club Hogan owns.

I was literally driving in my car listening to KC, and when PPP said rabbit I audibly said "Petco! Bank Leaks!".
It's true, oh it's damn true.
DSP used the line of defense of only having one pet when talking about the bank leaks and had to take that fact to the grave with him. But he let it slip to PPP...

Yeah. The bank leaks lining up is the only thing that brings doubt to me thinking he's just recycling his 'Bunny' story now.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Didn't he mention a while back him and the horse like to look at all the wild life in their backyard? I always thought that was weird. Very un-Phil like.

I guess the backyard was actually his spare room. This is what happens when you don't have a real family - you try to fill the void with wildlife.

He mentions it all the time. Where do you think the meme about the woodland critters must come from?

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Yeah with the menagerie comment, I fully believe there's an iguana or bearded dragon.

And ants.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm hesitant to believe PPP with everything. He's a proven liar and he's in a position of power here where he knows nobody will believe Phil, so he can go free reign.

But the rabbit explains things. Why Phil never mentioned that on stream is strange, though.

 

[BlastMonk]

If Kat really does have a good chance of dying from whatever illness she has as PPP said I wonder what kind of funeral Phil will do. Will he bury her in the backyard because she's a kat, or take her out back and shoot her in the head before taking her to the glue factory because she's a horse? The fundraiser to hit the funeral goal will go crazy though.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I'm hesitant to believe PPP with everything. He's a proven liar and he's in a position of power here where he knows nobody will believe Phil, so he can go free reign.

But the rabbit explains things. Why Phil never mentioned that on stream is strange, though.

I mean DSP lies all the time so he could've just told PPP all of this shit for pity when he is 4 am gin messaging him. We know DSP makes shit up all the fucking time or massively over exaggerates any little thing so the bunny could literally just be a random bunny in the backyard he would leave food for but he made up an entire sob story to PPP about it to farm attention.

Remember DSP literally thinks his "content" is unique and meaningful and he is doing it different then every other streamer. Even if PPP shows all the DM's in the end it doesn't really mean shit because DSP is one of the most well established liars on the internet with thousands of videos proving as much. This will be WWE Champions all over again and he still lies about that like crazy when it's all out in the open and 100% proven now.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

I'm hesitant to believe PPP with everything. He's a proven liar and he's in a position of power here where he knows nobody will believe Phil, so he can go free reign.

But the rabbit explains things. Why Phil never mentioned that on stream is strange, though.

I think he knew the detractors would run with the fact that it's just another bottomless pit of money. How could you justify purchasing a rabbit and other animals when you don't have a working dishwasher and are constantly begging? Of course the dents don't care and honestly they probably would love him bringing on animals onto the streams instead of wasting it all on WWEC but he just can't give the detractors a W. His ego was his worst enemy yet again.

Or he is lying like the poster above said, which is probably more likely.

 

[Crooked 16th]

It would also add to the fact that he can't go on long trips away from his house.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

The truth comes out:
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A LITERAL DENT HEAD LMAOOOOO

 

[Awssum Possum]

if Kat does die Phil will become insufferable. "As you guys know I'm a widow", "I'm here living by myself because my wife sadly passed away". He would milk this shit for the rest of his days. "As you guys know today is the 5 year anniversary since my wife, Kat, very tragically passed away. I'd really appreciate some big support today. Thank you in advance."

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

A hare and a mare both on their way out of the Snort Fort. You couldn't write a better b-plot to this arc.

 

[emitter]

No load losers are just jealous how successful and happy he is now


(i did not actually edit the wiki, the thought just amused me)

 

[strandedcastaway]

I mean DSP lies all the time so he could've just told PPP all of this shit for pity when he is 4 am gin messaging him. We know DSP makes shit up all the fucking time or massively over exaggerates any little thing so the bunny could literally just be a random bunny in the backyard he would leave food for but he made up an entire sob story to PPP about it to farm attention.

Maybe it's weird, but I think there's a better chance Phil lied to his audience on stream (about Kat's health, how much she works, having other pets, how much he drinks, virtually everything) than PPP. PPP said he caught Phil lying about how much he spends on Champions, but that's a lie he feels he has to give everyone. I think Phil actually thought PPP was a friend and that whatever he told PPP about his life was closer to the truth than what he says on stream, where he's a proven and documented liar.

The bunny (and it dying) thing might sound dumb (like, why not mention it to everyone?) but it explains the constant pet store visits, the mood he's been in lately, the woodland creatures.... but who knows.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I'm hesitant to believe PPP with everything. He's a proven liar and he's in a position of power here where he knows nobody will believe Phil, so he can go free reign.

But the rabbit explains things. Why Phil never mentioned that on stream is strange, though.

I think it's always healthy to show skepticism when someone who was talking with Phil comes out swinging without any proof. IMO, this is along the same lines as any of Phil's former mods or paypigs coming here all riled up and upset about Phil, talking a big game about having emails or discord messages or whatever only to release nothing. I mean, PPP was basically doing the same thing "trolls" like OIC always claim they're doing, where they're only nice and give Phil money so they can get close and then release all sorts of embarrassing information. Granted, PPP was easily more successful about it than any of the other mastermind trolls.

But it doesn't automatically mean he's telling the truth, and he is a drama streamer. At the same time, some of the things he's claiming line up with other details about Phil. I think seeing the DMs in question will help not only to confirm the messages are real, but to try and decipher Phil-speak. Phil isn't exactly the most articulate person in the world, and he likes to play semantics with his messages to try and vaguely hint and imply things when he's lying about something. Even in the rare times he isn't lying, he can have a weird, alien-esque way of talking. Like, as others have wondered, was the bunny stuff Phil rambling about his old rabbit that he randomly decided to drudge up for sympathy, or is he actually talking about a new pet? Did he actually say Khet is terminal, or did he vaguely allude to medical issues like he does on prestreams and say something like "I don't know what I'll do if I lose her"

It'd just be nice to have a little more context, but it feels like we're going to be slowly drip fed everything so they can drag out the drama for as long as possible.

 

[BlastMonk]

if Kat does die Phil will become insufferable. "As you guys know I'm a widow", "I'm here living by myself because my wife sadly passed away". He would milk this shit for the rest of his days. "As you guys know today is the 5 year anniversary since my wife, Kat, very tragically passed away. I'd really appreciate some big support today. Thank you in advance."

He'd be way more toxic than that. Tearing up about how the trolls fucking up his life and stealing money from him via detractor videos meant he had less time and money to help is now dead wife. She would still be alive if not for the trolls, 'I need support because this is all I have left tha tthe trolls haven't taken from me'.

 

[millais]

if Kat does die Phil will become insufferable. "As you guys know I'm a widow", "I'm here living by myself because my wife sadly passed away". He would milk this shit for the rest of his days. "As you guys know today is the 5 year anniversary since my wife, Kat, very tragically passed away. I'd really appreciate some big support today. Thank you in advance."

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