StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[CarlKingofDucks]

This is so fucking cringe.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

I'm starting to think this tarl guy who dresses like a pirate, prays to demons is not on the level

Honestly combining multiple epic badass identities is par for the course for guys like him. Like why choose sonic or Pikachu when you can do both

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

6:51 mark is where he insisting his beliefs are heck'n valid and smugly mocks the that people don't believe in magic because they believe in the power of prayer.

For someone so adamant that Christianity is so dumb and hypocritical it's clear he's never actually read the Bible because it answers this question very clearly. I think even a cursory thought about religion could have figured out why a monotheistic religion would believe that only God is capable of "magic". It condems it as promising power and riches that only God can provide. It goes against God's commandment to have no other gods or idols before him. God gave humanity the gift of free will. To sell it for the power of magic missle is to spit in his face. It's also a tool to ensnare and manipulate people as evident by Tarl. He's fallen into basically every trap Christianity warns about and still wants to smuckle about how dumb they are.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

so hes completly lost his mind, cool. how the fuck did he steal her blood? has that been explained? if it was could that be linked?

I want to know how he got it past customs and if he is aware that transferring human body parts (yes, blood counts) is a felony.... It is possible to do it legally so I won't say he -did- commit a crime, but I would like to know if he did go through the legal hoops.

Also, it amuses me that the man who pushes paganism is ignoring that almost every single pagan belief holds some form of "If you commit black magic it fucks your soul and causes terrible things to happen to you".

He stole it from his Ex-Girlfriend Samantha (@Laylithe) who made the vial herself because she's the kind of woman who dated Tarl and of course she just had that laying around her house. This is the same woman who called the police on him in New Orleans. No interactions with customs.

Here's where his Ex made the initial claim:

Ok so in a day or two he posts a wax-sealed vial of blood I made that I was unaware he took from my home, claims to be casting spells overnight, and plays a kazoo that I bought in a pack of 10 from the dollar tree for my kids in his livestream.

Meanwhile...I've just been working, saving money and paying bills, going on dates with friends, taking my kids to the park, planning trips...Tarl if youre reading these please read children's books or do something beneficial. Make it a drunken bedtime story hour, for your daughter. Please. I'd ask you to get sober but I've wasted enough energy asking for that. Get your shit together or remand yourself.

Edit to combine double post:

No intricate designs to further power your spells, it's just a branch this retard snapped off a rose bush and thought he could wave it around like he's someone important.

Worse than that, Tarl took the fucking thorns off! What's the point without the thorns!?

 

[Popper Whiting]

Tarl Warwick produced another lunatic video: The Occult: Video 406: The Blood Moon Eclipse and I
The whole video is a cope session trying to convince people what he is doing isn't batshit insane while smugly mocking religion.

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He injured himself "by accident" preforming both a protection spell and a magic missile spell on New Orleans and/or other people.
Acknowledge it is crazy, and disjointed Convoluted what-about-ism cope on Religion. Believes Stolas is his friend.

6:51 mark is where he insisting his beliefs are heck'n valid and smugly mocks the that people don't believe in magic because they believe in the power of prayer.

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So he worships a pretend owl, dresses like Jack Sparrow, and plans to cast spells on a woman he once fingered because they had a teenage internet break up and we have a partial eclipse on a full moon.....

OK.

Guess the bitch had those lightning bolts coming

 

[SpacePrimate]

Oh hmmm

 

[Paranoia Machine]

>Wizard admonishes faith in favor of wild magic
>Wizard attempts to cast spell
>Casts against self somehow
>Cover scar from magic gone wrong with edgy glove
>Wizard admonishes faith in favor of wild magic

Typical Wizard L, Typical Paladin W.
Just another day in the Sword Coast, I guess???

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Having taken a closer look at the flail he's been showing off lately, the chain is too long to be safe. You usually want the chain to be shorter than where you hold it so you don't hurt yourself because you can never predict where that thing is going to bounce.
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I bet he tried to smash the blood vile with his flail and it bounced back and hit him.

Ah fuck, how funny would it have been if he went to smash the vial , he swung it too high and it bashed him in the head , like a Looney tunes cartoon

 

[MeltyTW]

He injured himself "by accident" preforming both a protection spell and a magic missile spell on New Orleans and/or other people.

so this dumbass is going to curse himself with daemonic blood magic. welp i look forward to the trooning out and the major financial decline

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I have a solution to cure his autism

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Dress him like a woman and get him off with auto asphyxiation?

Spoiler

yes I know what the obvious joke is

 

[Sulla]

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

See, How I've always kind of understood why mainly women practice "witchcraft" boils down to this. My theory is that while men were off facing off against sabertooth tigers and chasing down woolly mammoths, All the women sat around camp had to come up with the mystical woo-woo "I can make magic happen with plants and waving around a stick" to make them feel like the most powerful woman in the group.

That's Tarl. The weak, effeminate, can't hunt, can't fight, grasping at anything he can to imply strength, tosspot that gets left behind in the cave with the other women and children.

Shove as many sage bundles up your arse as you like fag. It won't turn you into Gandalf.

Actually, the main purpose was 2 things, a medicine woman and a religious practicioner. Many women in multiple cultures often did the sacrifices or prayers for a bountiful harvest, a safe birth or for a deceased loved one to find their way into the afterlife.
Men would pray for victories in a hunt, battle, or for the gods to choose the newest leader, if they lived by that rule.

The healing aspect goes back an incredibly long ways, and has roots as recently as the 1700s with something called kitchen witches. These are known as the local healer, medicine woman, or "white witch".
Their job was creating recipes and tonics that helped with certain illnesses, pains, or even abortificents. And some are proven to work, things like red clover and certain weeds can induce an abortion. Garlic, carrot flowers, hazel and some types of tree root (like liccorice root) are proven to help with aleviating signs of illness.
For things like tooth pain, some stuff like clover oil is still used as a pain killer, venoms (where the term snake oil came from, the catch is the mexicans didn't have specific names for snakes, so european settlers took that to mean any snake, when it needed to be a venomous one soaked in liquor. It was supposed to be a specific one, diamond back or some such)
There was also the job of religious guidence of the gods, prayer for fertility, future sight or sight women/oracles, there were loads of actual, documented reasoning for magic. It was anything we could not explain, some modern tech is even jokingly called magic because the average person has no idea how it works, but that was just the explaination. That or a miracle from god.

And what we used to call magic, what worked is what's used in modern medicine. Snake venom is used in anti coagulants or blood pressure medications, for example.
What didn't work was dismissed as woo, but the main, argueably most important reason, was to give people a sense of comfort and help. While some stuff didn't physically work, it did in the short term due to how powerful the placebo effect works.

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

>casts a magic missle
>injures himself

Wild Magic do be like that. Many such cases...

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

He clearly cast it against a higher level mage who was protected by a deflection spell and sent the magic missiles back at him

Bro's lucky he didn't use Fireball as a counter-spell.

 

[Red Frida]

Yet another clinically insane Hapa. I swear to god the mixture of east Asian and European genetics just drive people insane.

Nigga looks like he was drawn by Chuck Jones.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

We all know gay magic loses to GUY WITH SWORD

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Serves him right for worshipping a homosexual owl instead of the Lord.

This is why I never got devil worshippers. They're fucking retarded. If there are demons, and they're in Hell, that means there's someone who put them there. That someone would be the one to worship, not the LOSER who LOST and got sent to HELL.

I admit the Church of Satan is funny tho
Like when they told Westboro to fuck off. Also there's Taylor Swift's previous form as Zenia LaVey.

 

[Laylithe]

@neger psykolog Yes, she has posted here in the past. She is a confirmed ex. WHEN she provides information it is truthful and accurate. Unfortunately she had a history of pulling the long long long long tease which frustrated everyone.

I wonder about the STD claim. That is new and I haven't heard anything about it. Did @Laylithe catch it, or did she abandon ship in time? I would be shocked if this is the first time the poon hound caught an STD. Get yourself checked just to be safe.

Jade publicly stated that she went to Holland so that Tarls wife could apologize to her? LMFAO FOR WHAT? She should be the one apologizing for interfering in 2 marriages instead of worrying about herself and finding her own man. I'm being a slight hypocrite in saying this, I'm aware.

Also, I'm so confused as to how being fucked and dumped at the local airport is considered dating. She met his parents, thinks his dad is half-jap because I misinformed Julian (the former tranny obsessed with me because his childhood friend raped me at 15 instead of buttfucking him) ok cool that doesn't make you an ex Naijella. Spending the rest of your life targeting one man you invested your time in isn't going to help you find another man to grow older with.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Jade publicly stated that she went to Holland so that Tarls wife could apologize to her? LMFAO FOR WHAT? She should be the one apologizing for interfering in 2 marriages instead of worrying about herself and finding her own man. I'm being a slight hypocrite in saying this, I'm aware.

I see that both you and Tarl are slamming this British Blackamoor for stalking him. She does not take rejection well, does she?

 

[Laylithe]

I see that both you and Tarl are slamming this British Blackamoor for stalking him. She does not take rejection well, does she?

I mean neither do I but if I fucked a foreigner that turned out to be crazy, I'd keep it to myself out of fear that nobody will take me seriously in the future. Especially with her cushy job in housing management.