Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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YMUNKOKE ALEAYS, CHILD.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Very popular, and never elaborated upon, cope.

You simple baby infant unweaned premie child.

By using starlink, the trump votes got to the counting centers FASTER than the Biden Harris votes, and so they counted DOUBLE.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Mirror Patrick

has multiple children and is a loving father and husband

writes thought-provoking sci-fi enjoyed by all

Is a moderate conservative who got a sizeable following around the spectrum enjoying his reasonable takes

has never threatened anyone, is unfailingly polite

is secure in his masculinity

only enjoys high quality media

cooks his own mouth-watering dishes, would never dream of consuming a cheese steak

appreciates Norm McDonald's humor

is a funny guy

respects his wife too much to boast about their sex-life on social media

realizes when he has not enough knowledge of a topic to comment and instead tries to learn

supports the rights of people he disagrees with

Captain, such intergalactic faggotry is clearly illogical, the probability of any hypothetical "stalker children" going to prison is smaller than his penis. Fascinating.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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No, little baby Skip child, it is you who needs to think about how wrong you are. Sit, quietly now, and wait for the buzzer from Gameshow Pat.

Fats never did quite understand the concept of picking and choosing your battles.

It kinda makes me wonder what would happen if General Fatton was given command of an army. The enemy would constantly lead him into obvious traps and his officers would repeatedly tell him they're traps. But Fatton would would shut them down with "No, officer child. The enemy did not plant mines on our approach to this town fifty miles away from any of our strategic objectives. Now you will go in there and tear down all the posters of my face photoshopped onto a pig's body."

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Will Patrick become enraged that Texas has banned loli? Those evil conservatards strike once again at the foundations of American liberties! Really it's just like Star Wars.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

I am now actively hoping that this will be the one day Rogan falters in his commitment to not reading comments, notices Rick oinking in his replies, falls into the Tomlinson Black Hole, and shittalks Pat in some future episode; bonus points if Pat's attempts at comedy are compared to Norm's work.

"No stalker Jamie, you did NOT pull my faucet penis up on the screen. I could easily incapacitate a gorilla in a fight, which is what I would do if he approached my property. Enjoy prison"

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

YMUNKOKE ALEAYS, CHILD.
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Economic Stability would be the United Arab Emirates if that's what he means.
China has an inflation rate of 0.1% as of December 2024. Biden was still in charge of the country at this time.
Best job growth would be Bill Clinton
Largest decrease in unemployment was under Bill Clinton.
Historic market highs? Again, that would be Bill Clinton. This was due to the World Wide Web being a thing.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Will Patrick become enraged that Texas has banned loli? Those evil conservatards strike once again at the foundations of American liberties! Really it's just like Star Wars.

Banning babydick has a huge chance of getting him picked up, what with his faucetdick so small he was probably assigned female/other at berth.

 

[Summer of George]

It kinda makes me wonder what would happen if General Fatton was given command of an army. The enemy would constantly lead him into obvious traps and his officers would repeatedly tell him they're traps. But Fatton would would shut them down with "No, officer child. The enemy did not plant mines on our approach to this town fifty miles away from any of our strategic objectives. Now you will go in there and tear down all the posters of my face photoshopped onto a pig's body."

What's worse is that all his infantrymen would starve to death.

The mess halls would be amply stocked with meatloaf and beer, but by some Strange Occurrence, it all disappears (like one of your delusions again) before anyone gets any.

 

[Meriasek]

What's worse is that all his infantrymen would starve to death.

The mess halls would be amply stocked with meatloaf and beer, but by some Strange Occurrence, it all disappears (like one of your delusions again) before anyone gets any.

But hey, at least there'd be plenty of pepperoni. And curious disappearances of the black comrades...

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

What's worse is that all his infantrymen would starve to death.

The mess halls would be amply stocked with meatloaf and beer, but by some Strange Occurrence, it all disappears (like one of your delusions again) before anyone gets any.

I've never been in the military, but I can only imagine his men would mutiny over being gyped of the beer.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

It kinda makes me wonder what would happen if General Fatton was given command of an army.

He would constantly accuse the enemy of war crimes when they inevitably and immediately got the better of him but then turn around and probably start carpet bombing civilians. then in the ensuing court martial he would lie his ass off about how “that did not occur (child)”

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Fats never did quite understand the concept of picking and choosing your battles.

It kinda makes me wonder what would happen if General Fatton was given command of an army. The enemy would constantly lead him into obvious traps and his officers would repeatedly tell him they're traps. But Fatton would would shut them down with "No, officer child. The enemy did not plant mines on our approach to this town fifty miles away from any of our strategic objectives. Now you will go in there and tear down all the posters of my face photoshopped onto a pig's body."

Since comparisons of Fatrick and Rimmer were already made many times, including Jake "Ace" Raven..

RIMMER: I know what I'm doing, Kryten. We attack tomorrow under cover of
daylight.
KRYTEN: Daylight, sir?
RIMMER: It's the last thing they'll be expecting -- a daylight charge
over the minefield.
KRYTEN: The what-field?
RIMMER: Obviously, I'll have to coordinate things from back here. Now,
this is the plan.

 

[JustStopDude]

POV: You are a fat faggot with bitch tits staring longingly at his backwards fence.
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I do not believe that this man's breakfast was only two slices of toast.

How much of a fucking lush do you have to be to boast waking up in your backyard at around 1 pm on a workday?

I will never understand how Nicki puts up with this.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Has Pat oinked this hard at Democratic leadership before? He's sounding dangerously close to being one of those Bernie Bros who he despises so much.

What's his grand fat strategy here? During election season, he railed against anyone who dared stray from the official party line, but now it seems like dem leadership can do no right.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

What's his grand fat strategy here? During election season, he railed against anyone who dared stray from the official party line, but now it seems like dem leadership can do no right.

It's very 'BPD ex-girlfriend'. He normally acts like he has to-the-death principles and loyalties but it's really more like temporary approval, and anyone who personally slights him goes from a special person and one of the good ones to the same dirt as any other chud. The only real loyalty involved is to himself and the only real principle is getting what he wants, so now that the Dems failed to deliver a Trump defeat, their name is mud to him. He may even hate the losing Dems more than Trump himself now, because of that element of personal betrayal.

 

[polyester]

What's his grand fat strategy here? During election season, he railed against anyone who dared stray from the official party line, but now it seems like dem leadership can do no right.

You're forgetting that in the early/mid part of the election season, Pat histrionically threw slurs like "Nazi" and "traitor" at Democrats who suggested that maybe Biden should step down in favor of someone like Harris. It was only when Kamala was conclusively locked in as the candidate, that the cognitive dissonance in his brain caused a reset and Kamala's campaign retroactively became the thing he'd been fighting for all along.

I don't think there's any thought-out strategy to our piggy's behavior; it's just his severe personality disorder making him absolutely incapable of picking his battles (as @GamerGateSurvivor recently put it) . Pat's brain will simply not allow him to consider"tactically retreat, regroup, and come back stronger" as an option, and he freaks out when others on his side do.
The only way he knows to fight "battles", is to aggressively, autistically keep doubling down - even when it becomes self-destructive.

It's why when a shitposting subreddit dissed his Norm Macdonald tweet, he went there and turned it into a 7-year (and counting) flamewar that torched his author career and made him the object of mockery for hundreds.
It's why when a judge told him to drop Quasi from his lolsuit so that the case can proceed against those who actually left fake reviews for his books etc., he petulantly doubled down and made the lawsuit all about trying to to dox Quasi - incurring a completely unnecessary judgement debt, which he then, by further doubling down, managed to balloon up to over 80k before his wife stepped in and payed up.

 

[Tablet County]

There was also this gem of a line:

That's the kind of line you'd put in a sitcom to make fun of bad writers.
Is Pat just a George Costanza who escaped containment?

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

That's the kind of line you'd put in a sitcom to make fun of bad writers.
Is Pat just a George Costanza who escaped containment?

Patrick opening Twitter, getting reading to say he "never paid Quasi a cent, child":

 

[AltisticRight]

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Bzzzzt, wrong. Your mornings are dark because you wake up at 3am to satisfy your Twitter addiction.

>Enjoy actual real-world prison
He's running out of ideas isn't he?