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Speaking of trans kids, Billy claims that he froze some of his spunk as a teenager. Is begging for funds to ship it to Finland in a final attempt to impregnate his pooner wife.
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Billy said:
You might remember that my Finnish husband and I have been on a journey to pregnancy through IVF for a few years now. I rarely update you on the matter because it's honestly been quite bleak. So many appointments with endless delays between each one, doctors getting their schedule mixed-up (for real), bureaucracy, straight-up incompetence... but also a lot of support and care from medical staff and our families and friends. A real roller-coaster of emotions that we are relieved to see come to fruition.

Today, without early notice and after months of obstacles, we finally got green-lighted to get the genetic material that I froze as a teenager from Canada to Finland. However, we can't just release the sperm in the Saint-Lawrence River and tell them to swim to the Baltic Sea. Some agent with sunglasses must transport it by plane in a secure container filled with liquid nitrogen, and that's the only part of this whole adventure that isn't covered by either of the countries' healthcare system.

We have about a week to gather a few thousand dollars to cover this trip, so you'll be seeing a few reminders of the ways you can support my work
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Yeah, this just sounds like a new lie/scam to bait donations.

As others have mentioned, Billy has claimed multiple times in the past that he was kicked out or ran away from home as a young teen - supposedly because his step-father was transphobic. (I actually think there could be some truth to this. Just rewrite "transphobic" as "homophobic / disgusted by him", and it suddenly makes much more sense considering that Billy was flamingly gay and having sex with older boys/men.)

I don't know Labelle's lore all that well, but his job history was also pretty sparse, right? Before becoming a cartoonist and starting Assigned Male, he just worked as some kind of low-level teaching assistant? Hard to believe he would be able freeze his sperm as a teenager and keep up with the storage fees for two whole decades - throughout all of the instability in his life. (Wikipedia says he was born on April 22, 1988, making him almost 37 years old atm.)

I'm also a bit confused about his alleged infertility. I thought he didn't get SRS? He's always been the type to say things like "a penis isn't inherently male".
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I remember he had a GoFundMe for unspecified "surgery" several years ago, but the consensus seemed to be that it wasn't for SRS (since Billy was purposefully vague & never gave any confirmation afterwards). It was probably just a grift.

Maybe he's infertile simply due to HRT, but I'm skeptical. This story stinks.

Semi-related:
I spent a frustratingly long time trying to dig through this thread to find Billy's pre-transition photos. Reposting them in case it's helpful to others in the future:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sophie...stel-sexy-times-wafflesart.17137/post-3188532
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If these photos are from 2008, then that would mean Billy was age 19-20 at the time.
Some extra search terms: Guillaume Labelle Sophie Labelle pre-trans teen teenager photos pictures
 
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Trombonista said:
I don't think he actually wants a child. He just says he wants to be a "mother" in an attempt to convince people he's a totally valid woman.
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I agree that he doesn't want a child, but I think the whole mother thing is only about soliciting donations. I doubt he's thinking any further than that. He said that he needed somebody to ferry his spunk on an airplane - making it clear he couldn't do it himself - but not once asked for a volunteer.

His other scams were somewhat grounded in reality. Spooge-begging is new and gives me hope that he has the potential to transition into a full-time bumbling con artist.
 
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I don't want to judge people based on pix of them when they were a teenager.

I, for one, did not grow up to be a domestic terrorist.

However, let me say that this one does not look like a kid with the stability to think "Maybe I want kids in 20 years."

This one looks like he's one bad week away from getting a neck tattoo.

I'm calling that this sperm does not exist and this grift is merely a means to keep the boiler running for two more months.
 
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
HRT scrambles your huevos. I don't know how much bathtub estrogen Billy took, but I'd bet it's enough to render him sterile.
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Pretty sure that the T that his wife is taking has atrophied her reproductive system beyond use at this point. She's been on it for at least as long as she’s been with Billy, if I remember correctly, which means five years plus. The chance of those two reproducing, with or without each other, is next to nil.

I don’t believe the frozen semen story, either. Nothing about it makes sense. Last year he was begging for canning supplies on top of everything. I don’t know what it’d be for instead, but “a glowie needs to move my sperm across the Atlantic” is one of the more out there grifts that I’ve seen in a good time.
 
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Women who take testosterone usually fuck up their bodies too much to bear children. And if she's in her late 30s like Billy, that spells bad news for the baby's development. I miss when we thought the Finnish wife was fake.

Also I'd bet it all on they don't want a child to love, they want to exploit it with "traaaans parents! Give us money for being so stunning and brave! Our offspring has no gender!" Literal child abusers in the making (not that Billy isn’t already a child abuser).
 
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Trombonista said:
Come to think of it, how has he not crashed in the fourth panel? He's not holding on to the wheel!
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He has. It's a 17 vehicle pileup, and unfortunately one of the vehicles was a semi hauling dynamite.
The car is in mid air now, at the very peak of it's arc before beginning to curve down and meet a natural stop sign. Hard.
 
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What the hell is he talking about? We don't believe that gender is made up, they do. In fact it is very specifically the troons whole schtick. Gender is very real; it is a synonym for sex. The words are interchangeable, or at least they were until the COVID lockdowns happened and a bunch of redditards spent three months jacking it to anime.

The genderspecial left seems convinced that it is a winning strategy to accuse the world of the very thing they're doing. It's not persuasive, people are sick of it, but trantifa doesn't seem to care. It is so bizarre to watch. Their movement very nearly conquered the world but their incessant fart sniffing purity tests drove the masses away. Good for us, I suppose. Free Plasticine.
 
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“Trannies have been allowed in the Olympics since 2003!!!”

Then why is sex and drug testing things in the Olympics? Why were people stripped of medals over both? Why were people pissed over that Algerian boxer being allowed to beat up bio women in Paris last year? The truth will shock Billy you.

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