StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

PsychoSam said:
By the end of WHAT???? you going to perform another ritual on next full moon?? or will you take a page from Tarl book and "cast" your own spells!! Maybe Tarl will steal some of your needle and thread and finally sew your mouth shut!!
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By the end of your shtick. How long are you going to larp as Pyscho-me? You'll grow tired of it, and it will drive you to deeper levels of insanity.
 
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AnOminous said:
Serves him right for worshipping a homosexual owl instead of the Lord.

This is why I never got devil worshippers. They're fucking retarded. If there are demons, and they're in Hell, that means there's someone who put them there. That someone would be the one to worship, not the LOSER who LOST and got sent to HELL.
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It really chafes their ass when someone points out that they worship a being that lost a hillbilly from Georgia. I bet that faggot owl is just as shitty a musician.
 
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Just when I thought my opinion of this man could not get any worse.
 
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Laylithe said:
I mean neither do I but if I fucked a foreigner that turned out to be crazy, I'd keep it to myself out of fear that nobody will take me seriously in the future. Especially with her cushy job in housing management.
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Naijella makeup-face is objectively nucking futs. She wants to be a 'tradwife' but she looks like a high-maintenance ghetto mama and seeks attention as if it were her only source of oxygen.
 
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Why is it always Stolas?
I enjoy fantasy enough to have read through a few different stories involved with him and nothing stands out for making him the prime choice of summon... he is apparently less likely to murder you outright then most demons but beyond that all he does is warn you that you are about to fuck everything up and should stop fucking around.
 
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Laylithe said:
I'm gonna make you call me mommy by the end of this.
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Mom of the year up all night posting on kiwifarms…very productive. If you’re going to be a total loser/burnout at least don’t drag your children down to hell with you. Imagine being one of your kids finding out their “mom” is lusting after a smelly 40 year old who has never had a job, lives with us parents, dresses like a one gloved pirate AND beats you.

Mr and Mrs Lolcow.
 
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Laylithe said:
That binding spell someone posted earlier seems accurate i don't know how the poster knew where the blood came from but I feel overwhelming sadness and grief and I just want him to talk to me.
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Best to read some Psalms, repent before the Lord and plead to do better.

Or, you know, stop believing that thin faggot without any actual mystic ability can do harm to you. He's putting his own blood into this, which is fucking hilarious.
 
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Marty Robbins said:
Tarls psycho exes trying to out psycho each other in this thread has gone from funny to tedious. At this point I would have thrown a phone at you too.
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Sorry, I saw the threat they posed to everyone else and cast a spell to bind them to this thread. It's sort of like trapping a demon in a book, but instead it's trapping insane women in a thread about their ex who looks like an anorexic mole rat.

Regrettable, but for the greater good.
 
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Marty Robbins said:
Tarls psycho exes trying to out psycho each other in this thread has gone from funny to tedious. At this point I would have thrown a phone at you too.
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Yes sir, as I told Nig several pages back, when they show up, this thread goes from being funny and entertaining, to an instant, PAINFUL drag. Then it's all hope is lost for all who enter here.
 
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God I havent deep dove into this guy in ages. He's truly a nutjob and his exes are just as nuts. Him talking about bodily meditation and chaos magick comes off like such a LARP. At least we know he does circles of protection. So mote it be in the witches circle.

BPD ex posting about being raped on the farms is next level unhinged. She'll probably crawl back to him soon when she needs money if history does indeed repeat itself.
 
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Puggers said:
God I havent deep dove into this guy in ages. He's truly a nutjob and his exes are just as nuts. Him talking about bodily meditation and chaos magick comes off like such a LARP. At least we know he does circles of protection. So mote it be in the witches circle.

BPD ex posting about being raped on the farms is next level unhinged. She'll probably crawl back to him soon when she needs money if history does indeed repeat itself.
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She'll 100% be back on one of his live streams getting groped before the year's out.
 
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Justa Grata Honoria said:
Kinda suprised it went this fast. For those who are uninitiated Styx made a deal with stolas a demon . He knew enough to summon it and he said he got what he wanted. I gotta say lol anyone who has made deal with demons has regreted it this includes the Nazis. You always get more than you bargained for no exceptions. I am not joking. Its baffling to me why would go to demons when angels exist. But here we are . Expect downward spiral and fading into irrelevance or worse success combined with increasing alcohol and drug abuse. Either buckle up shit going to get strange
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He didn't put the Sonichu medallion on, did he?
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Yet another clinically insane Hapa. I swear to god the mixture of east Asian and European genetics just drive people insane.
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How dare you insult our wonderful Hapa Queen Melonie Mac. She is NOT a divorced post wall hapa slowly going insane while waiting for prince charming to come down from heaven and offer her near menopausal body a baby.

Laylithe said:
I mean neither do I but if I fucked a foreigner that turned out to be crazy, I'd keep it to myself out of fear that nobody will take me seriously in the future.
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So everything else the same, but if they are a foreigner, then you shouldn't tell.

Laylithe said:
I'm gonna make you call me mommy by the end of this.
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Plot-twist: @PsychoSam is Laylithe's kid.

Laylithe said:
By the end of your shtick. How long are you going to larp as Pyscho-me? You'll grow tired of it, and it will drive you to deeper levels of insanity.
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Plot-twist: @PsychoSam was Laylithe's split personality all along. See it wasn't Laylithe that was BPD. It was her alternate idenitity.

Child... Split personality... who knows. Why not both!?
 
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