Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
I've had a speeding ticket before and it was more than $50. And that's just something you pay online, there's no trial needed. Imagine leaning hard on the prosecution and they are offering a plea deal that is less of a financial burden than a speeding ticket. Going 80 in a 70 is worth more than the dignity of your significant other. Isn't that sad?
Doesn't Nick still owe a speeding ticket worth around 6 times his wife's nudes? or did he finally pay that off?
 
I've had a speeding ticket before and it was more than $50. And that's just something you pay online, there's no trial needed. Imagine leaning hard on the prosecution and they are offering a plea deal that is less of a financial burden than a speeding ticket. Going 80 in a 70 is worth more than the dignity of your significant other. Isn't that sad?
Counterpoint: if you’re Nick Rekieta, you don’t pay your many tickets, either

Eta @Mandatory User Name yep.
 
Nick means he isn't into pussy and wanted Aaron to himself

100% Aaron's story is closer to the truth. Nick's done nothing but talk about Aaron's cock and explicitly saying "I'm gay" over and over. He always uses humor to hide his true intentions.
Presumably the fine was lowered because nobody would really get off seeing her nudes.
How butt-blasted do we think Nick is now that a woman whose nudes are officially (legally?) such trash that disseminating them without her consent barely even gets a slap on the wrist, yet she was successful in keeping Aaron from him?
 
didn't Ralph actually have to pay a higher fine than Aaron
Yes. And so did April on that speeding ticket she got. The one where Nick "represented" her, and they both no-showed.

Whoever made this did good.
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I made it. 5,000 hours in MS Paint.

In this economy? More like 5. Seriously though, Aaron got fucking lucky.
The luck is that he did it to a PoS, and the prosecution just doesn't want to deal with the headache of taking this bullshit to trial. $50 fine is them saving face. Arron says "sold!"

Which is a smart move on his part. Maybe he'd win at trial ultimately, but $50 is a small price to pay to be done with this, and it's actually funnier than a not guilty verdict IMO. It insults Nick.

It's incredible how unlikable Nick (and I guess Kayla) are now.

It’s a jaywalking tier penalty for a jaywalking tier crime.
Possibly not even. Jaywalking carries a maximum penalty of $100 for a first time offense. I don't know how much a judge would knock that down though. I guess it varies on the judge.

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If anybody is interested, here's a list of common fine amounts in Minnesota. It's the Itasca County website, but the statutes cited are statewide, so it doesn't matter. Nothing on that list is under $100.


Now, granted, Aaron will have court costs tagged on when this is all said and done, but so would all the other offenses listed.

It is more expensive to have the wrong address on your DL ($105 fine) than to share a nude image of Kayla Rekieta. :story:

If you don't find that funny, I dunno what to tell you.

EDIT: Typos.
 
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The luck is that he did it to a PoS,and the prosecution just doesn't want to deal with the headache of taking this bullshit to trial. $50 fine is them saving face. Arron says "sold!"

Which is a smart move on his part. Maybe he'd win at trial ultimately, but $50 is a small price to pay to be done with this, and it's actually funnier than a not guilty verdict IMO. It insult's Nick.

It's incredible how unlikable Nick (and I guess Kayla) are now.
You are right that this is a slap in the face. Kayla at this point is a $50 dollar hooker in the eyes of the court. That is kino. Truly kek.
 
All of that plastic surgery done on her breasts, only for them to be valued at $50 by the Minnesota government. Sad!
Healthy young woman marries Nick Rekieta, gets pumped with massive shots of Aaron's goo, settles revenge porn case with a fine lower than a speeding ticket - QAYLA. Few such cases!
 
If you don't find that funny, I dunno what to tell you.
Rekieta has really mastered the comedic art of stepping in a rake you put down yourself.

I’ll bet you 10 nudes of Kayla (or the monetary value there of!) that he will be hammered about this every single time he tries to ingratiate himself with some gross pedo, and it’s entirely of his own making like all his other Ls.
 
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