DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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The "muh jasper" excuse was definitely cope for not wanting to leave his hovel, however now that we know he has a literal zoo in his house, it does make sense why he is extra hesitant to vacate. I'm sure the logistics of setting up pet sitting care for his wildlife park are not even worth thinking about and it's much easier to be a hermit.
 
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shekelshoah666 said:
Ya people are obsessed with the receipt shit nothing PPP claimed is outlandish or something DSP wouldn't do. DSP is going to say the dm's are edited when they get leaked anyways or say he was just fucking around with PPP or something so in the end none of his dents will believe them anyways.

Just enjoy the ride and realize DSP is extremely prolific liar who will lie about any fucking thing for any fucking reason.
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Also PPP gains nothing from lying about anything. the more truth he tells the better the cope from phil is
 
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#lurker said:
The "muh jasper" excuse was definitely cope for not wanting to leave his hovel, however now that we know he has a literal zoo in his house, it does make sense why he is extra hesitant to vacate. I'm sure the logistics of setting up pet sitting care for his wildlife park are not even worth thinking about and it's much easier to be hermit.
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I don't think he wants sitters to see the absolute state of the house. If he can't get a dish washer fixed or empty Jasper's litter box in time and has ants and trash piling up, those animals probably aren't in the best environment and conditions.
 
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RuthBaderGinsburg said:
I don't think he wants sitters to see the absolute state of the house. If he can't get a dish washer fixed or empty Jasper's litter box in time and has ants and trash piling up, those animals probably aren't in the best environment and conditions.
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It also explains why he was so adamant that he didn't want the police woman to actually visit whenever that happened.
It's not uncommon for hermits to hoard shit or have a really messy house, there are "friendly" cleaning services that cater to that specifically though and he's had plenty of money to get all of that shit fixed long, long ago.
 
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#lurker said:
The "muh jasper" excuse was definitely cope for not wanting to leave his hovel, however now that we know he has a literal zoo in his house, it does make sense why he is extra hesitant to vacate. I'm sure the logistics of setting up pet sitting care for his wildlife park are not even worth thinking about and it's much easier to be hermit.
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It's for sure part of it, but I think Phil is such a hermit that he wouldn't leave even if he had no pets. I mean, we saw back in the Leanna days Phil was hesitant to leave his comfort zone. Even when Leanna brought people over to the snort fort, Phil would hole up in his streaming office to avoid them. And it sounds like whenever he was doing tournament stuff before then, he'd stay holed up in the hotel room for the most part. The one notable time he left the snortfort, and this was after having at least one pet so we know that wasn't an issue, was when he flew out to CT to collect money from his parents/get married to own the trolls.

I have a feeling whatever animals he owns isn't anything crazy. Like others have said, fish seem like a strong candidate since he had alluded to it not too long ago. I'm honestly shocked Phil managed to hide a bunny because, as far as I can remember, he hasn't even hinted about owning one or accidentally let slip that he has to feed the rabbit or something when he's desperately trying to prop up his busy schedule. Or that he didn't try to instantly use it to sympathy beg when it died.

Some other people posted it earlier, but my first thought was also Phil was referencing his old pet bunny, "bunny" in a drunken text to elicit sympathy or something.
 
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I always thought the pet store bills were high because he would buy ITunes cards there. I’m still hesitant to believe he has a bunch of animals besides maybe a rabbit and Jasper.

PPP (Pretty Phat Phaggot) has been doing a solid job shitting on Phil, but in the end it won’t amount to much. Phil will just retreat to his shell and pretend it’s all not happening and deny everything. Even IF there are receipts, he will just SemanticSydePhil it all and lie.

It’s been extremely fun, but I don’t think we’ll see anything insane from this. Phil is too much of a coward to fight back against his two former lovers.
 
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Despite it being seen by far fewer people, this snaking has been far more humiliating than the Incident, or the SS interview. Probably the most humiliating thing to ever happen to Phil.
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And keen to remember in all of this is that PPP said he officially threw in the towel when DSP went on about his "3 paths" bullshit. I don't think PPP even wanted it to end like this and actually wanted to help DSP with a redemption ark.

It's fair to call it humiliating and there's the whole thing about airing medical stuff that was told to PPP in confidence but to be honest there's a lot worse people out there and the way DSP has been heading he's going to end up with someone way fucking worse than Keemstar or PPP taking over his life. The guy is so fucking gullible that he didn't understand that PPP and Warski were joking about the "king" shit but DSP went and made it a whole ass part of his identity.

DSP is just getting some hard ass truths that no one else has been honest enough to tell him up till now.

Also for anyone not aware: DSP was given a deadline of "this weekend" in which he needs to apologize otherwise PPP is going to keep dunking on him and will star sharing receipts. I don't think DSP has ever encountered a "main boss" quite like this before so I'm interested to see if he is smart enough to just take a fucking L for once and say "hey I'm sorry to PPP and Andy for everything" or if he's going to be his usual prideful/narcissistic/stubborn self as usual and he's going to get even more destruction of his ego once Monday hits.

The ball was in DSPs court even before PPP unleashed like this, he told DSP to come on stream and hash it out but DSP is so fucking retarded that he thought PPP was fucking around or some shit.

I honestly hope Khet shouts at him to write a simple fucking apology because DSP is in a shitty situation right now where he's isolated his hardcore dent audience. He basically only has one paypig left at this point and really low views.
 
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shekelshoah666 said:
Ya people are obsessed with the receipt shit nothing PPP claimed is outlandish or something DSP wouldn't do. DSP is going to say the dm's are edited when they get leaked anyways or say he was just fucking around with PPP or something so in the end none of his dents will believe them anyways.

Just enjoy the ride and realize DSP is extremely prolific liar who will lie about any fucking thing for any fucking reason.
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Yeah but actually getting to read them is going to be the funniest thing ever
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
It's for sure part of it, but I think Phil is such a hermit that he wouldn't leave even if he had no pets. I mean, we saw back in the Leanna days Phil was hesitant to leave his comfort zone. Even when Leanna brought people over to the snort fort, Phil would hole up in his streaming office to avoid them. And it sounds like whenever he was doing tournament stuff before then, he'd stay holed up in the hotel room for the most part. The one notable time he left the snortfort, and this was after having at least one pet so we know that wasn't an issue, was when he flew out to CT to collect money from his parents/get married to own the trolls.

I have a feeling whatever animals he owns isn't anything crazy. Like others have said, fish seem like a strong candidate since he had alluded to it not too long ago. I'm honestly shocked Phil managed to hide a bunny because, as far as I can remember, he hasn't even hinted about owning one or accidentally let slip that he has to feed the rabbit or something when he's desperately trying to prop up his busy schedule. Or that he didn't try to instantly use it to sympathy beg when it died.

Some other people posted it earlier, but my first thought was also Phil was referencing his old pet bunny, "bunny" in a drunken text to elicit sympathy or something.
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I cant believe Phil lynched his own bunny
 
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I should have seen the animal menagerie coming. I don't know why but its so obvious the more you think about it. Not just the fish talk either.

The only people Ive come across who hoard animals, turn their houses into a pigsty and live in a soon to be condemned building are:
- Women
- Fat.
- Extremely lazy
- Smelly
- Gay or at least Bi
- Series of mental health disorders
- NPD or just a detestable cunt.
- Co-dependent relationships

Guess how many criteria Phil meets
 
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