🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 333 92.8%

  • Total voters
    359
i literally took a picture of the fucking capitol building the week I landed wtf
Seems like he’s just having a bit of a time asking you to stop by the Killstream for a spell. He just would like to invite you over for a good ole fashion conversation with da Ralphamale. He’s unsure in his approach so he’s just popping in, leaving replies on your X. Until further notice, this is what appears to be happening.
RalphaPug.GIF
 
Piggertits spent most of his time yesterday to crawl into DSP's rectum. Since he’s got a huge melon head, he had to lube his way in with a flurry of tweets, which culminated in a extraordinary homosexual video clip, which he has retweeted two times for extra exposure.
It seems as if it dawned on him that his little podcast is dying and so he desperately seeks new sources of income. This has huge potential, there must be millions of people who can't wait to hear Piggertits talk about wrassle wrassle.
View attachment 7092406
View attachment 7092407
View attachment 7092408
View attachment 7092409
View attachment 7092411
View attachment 7092420

View attachment 7092424
The gunt flag may as well have been throw in the washer with a whole galloon of bleach from all the running colors. Remember when he pulled a Tonka (Ralph's Gunt and Blunt [Formerly Tonka's]) on the Steeltoe Morning guy and fled the state when he was supposed to be boxing in the ring?
 
which culminated in a extraordinary homosexual video clip, which he has retweeted two times for extra exposure.
He's purposely slowing his speech down to avoid slurring but the odd word here or there still slurs a bit. I'll admit it doesn't sound like his drinking voice, so I'm thinking he never got off the xannies or he's substituted them for some new drug. He's definitely not sober.

Get ready for months and months of "I can't believe the alogs accuse me of not being sober" while he slips deeper and deeper until we start getting proper pillstreams again.
 
Piggertits spent most of his time yesterday to crawl into DSP's rectum. Since he’s got a huge melon head, he had to lube his way in with a flurry of tweets, which culminated in a extraordinary homosexual video clip, which he has retweeted two times for extra exposure.
It seems as if it dawned on him that his little podcast is dying and so he desperately seeks new sources of income. This has huge potential, there must be millions of people who can't wait to hear Piggertits talk about wrassle wrassle.
View attachment 7092406
View attachment 7092407
View attachment 7092408
View attachment 7092409
View attachment 7092411
View attachment 7092420

View attachment 7092424

That 'whatever' on that vid was very zeisty 💅

Ralph gay arc soon?
 
PPP doesn't know anything about wrestling because he's Canadian. This will come as a shock to Ralph, but to the world outside the US, WWF type stuff is, at best, a niche interest. Last time I was in Yurop, recorded matches were post midnight schedule filler on obscure channels.
 
  • Dumb
Reactions: JAKL II
PPP doesn't know anything about wrestling because he's Canadian. This will come as a shock to Ralph, but to the world outside the US, WWF type stuff is, at best, a niche interest. Last time I was in Yurop, recorded matches were post midnight schedule filler on obscure channels.
PPP doesn't know anything about wrestling because he can't see the tv over his big fat belly
 
I do enjoy this null reply guy arc.
Me too, mainly because it's so pointless. It reminds me of that guy who comments 'nice stream' on every upload of MATI.
Begging DSP to do a show after he's been cast aside by PPP is the lowest Ralph has fallen.
It's even more down bad than trying to fuck your baby momma's momma (who may or may not have AIDS).
 
Ralph x Elaine planning a vacation together.

Screenshot_20250315-043256.png
Screenshot_20250315-043311.png

Start a Gofundme for a nice vacay to Romania to make this long anticipated lolcow crossover happen already! Grace Thorp is loyal to her dad, but Elaine has already been disowned by both of her parents, ain't no dad coming to rescue her once she is trapped under the gunt. Just sayin.
 
After Ralphs bullet proof plan to revive the Sektur via raping his son's grandmother somehow backfired, Ralph is now begging to be let back into Rumbles ad program, a program Ralph got booted out of after ruthlessly doxing a re-streamer late last year.
View attachment 7096283
Link / archive
Desperate Piggy is desperate. Rarely getting more than 300 Rumble viewers these days. I'm sure this festival will lead to a glorious rebuilding of the Killstream.
Screenshot_20250315_220808_X.jpg
I already forgot about the absolute failure his fuck DSP festival was, Piggy's pillbrain also doesn't seem to remember. Thank you for the reminder happy facist.
Screenshot_20250315_220836_X.jpg
 
Not only does Ralph have bigger tits than hers, he's got more of them.
Ralph x Elaine planning a vacation together.

View attachment 7095382
View attachment 7095383

Start a Gofundme for a nice vacay to Romania to make this long anticipated lolcow crossover happen already! Grace Thorp is loyal to her dad, but Elaine has already been disowned by both of her parents, ain't no dad coming to rescue her once she is trapped under the gunt. Just sayin.
Ralph going to Russia would probably create an international incident that would warrant Trump getting personally involved to bail him out. The booze would be cheap though so I can imagine him doing it.
 
Desperate Piggy is desperate. Rarely getting more than 300 Rumble viewers these days. I'm sure this festival will lead to a glorious rebuilding of the Killstream.
View attachment 7096584
I already forgot about the absolute failure his fuck DSP festival was, Piggy's pillbrain also doesn't seem to remember. Thank you for the reminder happy facist.
View attachment 7096591
Honestly its nice to see Ralph up and around. Him going around and pestering people Quarterpounder is funny and I hope he keeps doing it.

Get Styx too Ralph!
 
Back