DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RainJacketAndShorts]

The whole hoarded house thing I get, but if DSP really owned a zoo at home or even had a bunny or fish wouldn't he have hinted at it by now? he runs his mouth about jasper this jasper that every day, has a 2+ hour long daily Q&A segment and shows up piss drunk half of the time so I find it weird he hasn't mentioned any other pet other than the "woodland creatures" in his yard. Plus triPPPle byPPPass has made up things about him in the past like taking estrogen during the moobs minisaga some months ago (even if that was clearly a joke)

Also just WTF at the whole warski gay bromance thing, seriously can't decide if it's real or they're playing along with it. Though knowing Phil's lifelong homoerotic tendencies I don't doubt it. I'd still wait for any potential DMs to be released

Someone could write a pretty good story once all is said and done.

It's been discussed before, but if anyone wrote a story with Phil as the main character it would be critically lambasted by how unrealistic and outlandish it would be as if regular people couldn't imagine someone like DSP actually existing in reality

 

[neger psykolog]

if DSP really owned a zoo at home or even had a bunny or fish wouldn't he have hinted at it by now? he runs his mouth about jasper this jasper that every day, has a 2+ hour long daily Q&A segment and shows up piss drunk half of the time so I find it weird he hasn't mentioned any other pet other than the "woodland creatures" in his yard. Plus triPPPle byPPPass has made up things about him in the past like taking estrogen during the moobs minisaga some months ago (even if that was clearly a joke)

DSP kept Jasper kitty on the down low for quite a while. My theory is that "someone" (khet or maybe his parents) told him to have something private outside of streaming. The alternative is that he knew people would give him shit over the financial side of things which is why he hid Jasper kitty away initially and has now kept the rest of the animals secret.

It is weird though because DSP used to do dumb shit like show off his stupid Toyota Corolla years ago to felt the detractors and show how badass he was.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

LOL, his 'friend' Brian(TopTierRated) popped into TBS' chat and confirmed what PPP said about what it's like to deal with Phil 'behind da scenes.'

It's honestly sad that Brian is Phil's best friend for years now and he's been a sneak diss detractor the whole time.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

Guess how many criteria Phil meets

D. All the above.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Also PPP gains nothing from lying about anything. the more truth he tells the better the cope from phil is

He embellishes a lot. If DSP says some exaggerated claim to PPP then PPP can exaggerate that to his audience and all of the sudden we're nowhere near reality. Kat has the sniffles, DSP tells PPP Kat's got some kind of serious condition and to lay off her, and PPP tells his audience that Kat is on her death bed. Neither of them are flat out lying, but still.

 

[Coke Zero]

Yes. I want to see which set of words he used to describe all the personal shit he talked to PPP about. Just look at his DMs with Rich whenever he thought he was at the top of the world, redeemed Burnell, and Rich was the whipping boy of the internet.

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I guess Rich only insulted his wife once or twice for him to still want to have a show with Rich at that time

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I completely forgot that at about this same time phil was also trying to big time LTG and drum up drama with him. I wonder how much of the LTG stuff was encouraged by ppp also or was that all phil. Phil thought he was the expert of youtube drama at this point and thought he was going to start collecting his own lolcows like he was keemstar.

 

[u-N]

I feel like this new pet revelation makes sense when you remember him saying he doesn’t have “human children” when he was coping over RTU saying he doesn’t have a real family.

 

[nearbycoral]

No idea if you are aware or not but FYI DoctorLexus, current top paypig for DSP and Kino, is a DSP paypig sock account.
created_at :2024-10-11 When Phil started streaming on Kick.
https://kickchatlogs.com/logs/37783757/doctorlexus/DSPGamingREAL
https://kickchatlogs.com/logs/3142359/doctorlexus/KinoCasinoGaming
Never posted in KC, only started posting in DSP since 2/18/2025.
Edit: It's DarkSydePimp, you can tell from the leaderboard.

 

[Pargon]

Ya people are obsessed with the receipt shit nothing PPP claimed is outlandish or something DSP wouldn't do. DSP is going to say the dm's are edited when they get leaked anyways or say he was just fucking around with PPP or something so in the end none of his dents will believe them anyways.

Just enjoy the ride and realize DSP is extremely prolific liar who will lie about any fucking thing for any fucking reason.

The content is secondary to me. I want Phil to have to deal with yet another battery of people looking into a part of his life he tries so hard to keep hidden, all in the name of avoiding the consequences of his actions and decisions. Losing that privacy drives him crazy enough on stream, so I know he’s suffering even more in private, and that’s gonna heat the stirred pot.

Then there will be the memes. No matter the content, Phil is stupid enough and his detractors twisted enough to come up with some good ones no matter what he said. And those will be echoed for years and years.

Phil is experiencing being shot in the gut in very slow motion. The bullet has only penetrated the flesh, the real trauma is to come.

 

[neger psykolog]

The content is secondary to me. I want Phil to have to deal with yet another battery of people looking into a part of his life he tries so hard to keep hidden, all in the name of avoiding the consequences of his actions and decisions. Losing that privacy drives him crazy enough on stream, so I know he’s suffering even more in private, and that’s gonna heat the stirred pot.

Then there will be the memes. No matter the content, Phil is stupid enough and his detractors twisted enough to come up with some good ones no matter what he said. And those will be echoed for years and years.

Phil is experiencing being shot in the gut in very slow motion. The bullet has only penetrated the flesh, the real trauma is to come.

More people paying attention to DSP would be a pyrrhic victory. Because there's 1-5% of them that donate to him just to see what all the fuss is about and there's 0.5% of them that will turn into whales and probably another 0.5% that are autistic and find DSP's adherence to a strict schedule to be too intriguing to resist.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

The one thing I’m sure that’s rotting away at Phil is that the breakup with KC completely tore down his delusions about the “now I’m loved and no longer the Internet’s punching bag” spiel he used to vomit since his relationship with them began.

Everyone could see from a mile away how this was going to end, except some KC tourists and Phil himself.

 

[RougeRed]

Also PPP gains nothing from lying about anything. the more truth he tells the better the cope from phil is

I figure you will be able to tell if PPP made any of it up because suddenly Phil will address it, deny it, and demand proof because he knows there isn't any. Note that he hasn't done this yet in response to any of the KC claims.

 

[Kheapathic]

So while I was delayed, I started Suikoden 1, lots of good memories. While I don't expect everyone to remember everything the same, I'd like to think I remembered enough. Without racing to complete it, playing on Hard (which wasn't on the original), and getting all 108 characters, using a final gimmick team of Pahn, Cleo, and Gremio (there are better options); still managed to complete the game a little over 13 hours. That Save 0 is an auto-save that checkpoints after the final boss and during the castle escape; so 13 hours and 5 minutes and Barbossa has already been defeated. I honestly don't expect Phil to complete said game, I'm legitimately expecting a wage quit. He's six hours in, and still hasn't even defeated General Kwanda yet. I just can't accept his story about how he loved it in his youth, and can't seem to remember anything at all; you don't have to remember much, but his recall is completely shot.

I haven't played this in 20 years and still managed this. I'll even be honest and say that's just the game timer, but still less than an hour save scumming from bad luck when gambling with Gaspar.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Everyone could see from a mile away how this was going to end, except some KC tourists and Phil himself.

I expected Phil would break things off like a bitch after finally getting sneak dissed enough and couldn't take the ego hit.

Phil actually lowered my expectations by taking it for months until PPP finally ended this.

I figure you will be able to tell if PPP made any of it up because suddenly Phil will address it, deny it, and demand proof because he knows there isn't any. Note that he hasn't done this yet in response to any of the KC claims.

Yes, but others have said that there's still some KC whales giving Phil money. That takes precedence.

 

[shekelshoah666]

No idea if you are aware or not but FYI DoctorLexus, current top paypig for DSP and Kino, is a DSP paypig sock account.
created_at :2024-10-11 When Phil started streaming on Kick.
https://kickchatlogs.com/logs/37783757/doctorlexus/DSPGamingREAL
https://kickchatlogs.com/logs/3142359/doctorlexus/KinoCasinoGaming
Never posted in KC, only started posting in DSP since 2/18/2025. Someone had this sock on ice and ready.

Pretty sure he name changed like 10 different times at this point he was darksydepimp and danksneedpimp among others

 

[porkypork99]

i FULLY believe the pet story. if you have impulse control, married a mentally ill woman and love going to pet smart...its a natural thing.

 

[Stygian Evil]

is there a compilation of ppp calling dps wife "fat" or insulting her?

 

[neger psykolog]

I figure you will be able to tell if PPP made any of it up because suddenly Phil will address it, deny it, and demand proof because he knows there isn't any. Note that he hasn't done this yet in response to any of the KC claims.

Reminder: DSP insisted the takedown leaked DMs in 2018 were 100% false and just detractor lies when they were proven true: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dsp-takedown-leaks-march-2018.40820/

It is an eerily similar situation because the leaks were DMs between DSP and someone that he trusted (even more than BSV) to say some somewhat private stuff. I'm going to show how he reacted to leaks that were 100% real.

DSP insisted they were fake:


I was the person the source leaked the shit to so I actually accessed the account and knew they were 100% real. Some people believed them and since it happened a little while after the fake escort/catfishing saga a lot of people gave me a lot of shit and claimed I falsified them. I was eventually able to leak more and more DMs.

As part of an inside joke on KF someone suggested I put a particular song and so I went full autism and used greenscreen footage of DSP with the hammer and doing autistic shit (I can't find the upload sadly, but I think Tevin watched it and the edit was hilarious)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3126789

People were mad about my highly comedic and funny video:


DSP lost his shit when the leaks first hit and swore up and down that they were detractor nonsense and fake and fabricated and that everything was a lie:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3127044

Even @BSV could tell they were plausibly real and that DSP lying about them was fucking weird:

To try to make this even clearer. I am shocked phil would do a thing like this. And then deny it happened. It's him that says it isn't a big deal, but still goes and says it's fabricated. I would have been on my marry way caring about something completely different if it wasn't for these odd circumstances.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3127910

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3127788

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3127742

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3127677

When all was said and done the source who gave me the shit came on KF and posted himself and he was a known DSP mod who had unbanned some detractors from his Twitch channel at times and became a dirty double detractor because DSP had brownies which proved the escort story to be true (it didn't end up being true but they were mad at Phil because he threatened/insulted an 11 year old girl during this timeframe also).


No matter how DSP reacts or if he calls certain shit false, it is most likely that he is totally fucking lying out of his ass. These DM leaks were all proven conclusively to be 100% true and he sat there for like a full week insisting they were detractor lies and that they were fabricated. He lies about everything.

If DSP says a single thing about demanding receipts or whatever it doesn't matter because DSP's word has literally zero value. He is a complete and total liar and lies about fucking everything.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I guess stupid people will never change

They really don't.

"Andy, you were never my friend ANDY. Only PPP was my friend, and he knows how to reach out to me if he wants to apologize."

 

[neger psykolog]

You know what we need to bring back? "Okay"

Who remembers back in the day when DSP would ban everyone for saying basically anything so people just started commenting "Okay" on his YouTube, Twitter and Instagram to the point of spamming it thousands of times?