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[Fapcop]

It's gross but most words for genitals are fucking horrible or at best a bit cringe to be honest.
"my little guy" is like the opposite of "the old chap" which I always thought was a pretty funny one.

Out of all Troon shit, pooners swollen clits grosses me out hardest somehow.

The sensitivity of them, engorged, definitely stinking on their unhygienic and testosterone addled, hairy crotches.
The combination of the spicy levels of filth combined with the sensitivity of the clit, attached to these pitiable, fat red swollen sweaty and shame ridden little pug-women, knowing that all of these losers have got that grotty secret.
It all combines to be the worst factor of it all for me.

Flashbacks to walking in to a toilet (and immediately retreating) after it had been used by what I now know to be a~middle aged, disabled, fat, cliff Richard tour teeshirt wearing-Pooner ~and smelling this most curious smell, a deep dark rich vaginally smell punted out by fatties with bad hygiene and medical problems almost caramelesque, accented by a high tinge of fish, but the strongest by far, of an unyet unsmelt before, the hefty base note of barbequed meat, mixed with burnt rubber.

Knowing that there's a sensitive giant clit, jamming around in all that smell, getting touched by the wiry and unkempt stinking pubic hair. Its like walking around with your tongue constantly out. Like if you lost your whole jaw or something. But kept a beard around it. And had halitosis.
It is worse for me than any male troon psycical effect.

Also I've decided that I now agree with
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN, etc.
Yes, they are. Women who think they re trans are indeed women. Men who think they are trans are indeed men.
Kek.

Jesus man… That was so vivid I feel like I need a drink.

 

[FinnSven]

She did the name change in California and moved to the South so she might be OK. The real question is why does she think she can hide the deficiency in upper body strength when she’s on the streets dealing with perps. The other cops are going to work out pretty quick that she can’t be trusted to back them up with the physical stuff - and why. At best, they’ll treat her like the woman she is, but more likely she will be ridiculed or shunned or both. She’ll either eat her service gun, or be shot with it when a perp beats her and steals it.



If it ever succeeds I hope it finds a safe forever home.

To be fair, there are weak bony girl armed nerds who make it through police training.
Hence why pepper spray and shit is a thing now.
Plenty of rock hard coppers can’t just beat the living shite out of a perp and justify it, so a squirt of knock down gas saves paper work and legal attack from a hot shot civil rights attorney.

However she might have problems when she is expected to lift a car out of a ditch

 

[Barbenheimer]

Idk bro sucks to suck

Wrong you know how quick it takes someone to ditch an 18 year relationship? 2 minutes because that’s what it took to tell your wife that her husband wants to also be a wife. Good on that woman for not buying that shit and not playing into his mind games he clearly wanted to play, she just immediately told that faggot to talk to her lawyer and it’s done- no taking it back.

“Anger for what she’s putting me through”

No remorse for what he’s put his family through, his wife through, and mad he can’t stay in that house and wear her clothes and force his family to play into his delusion and fantasy. Damn that’s a good woman, hope this faggot ends up homeless, never gets to be around his children (if they had any), and harassed for the rest of his life

 

[Not 6 Foot]

I… I can’t even think of the equivalent for that in a woman. Calling her vagina “My cootie house” maybe?!

"He stuck his little guy right into my hidey hole and--"

 

[Fapcop]

It's gross but most words for genitals are fucking horrible or at best a bit cringe to be honest.
"my little guy" is like the opposite of "the old chap" which I always thought was a pretty funny one.

Out of all Troon shit, pooners swollen clits grosses me out hardest somehow.

The sensitivity of them, engorged, definitely stinking on their unhygienic and testosterone addled, hairy crotches.
The combination of the spicy levels of filth combined with the sensitivity of the clit, attached to these pitiable, fat red swollen sweaty and shame ridden little pug-women, knowing that all of these losers have got that grotty secret.
It all combines to be the worst factor of it all for me.

Flashbacks to walking in to a toilet (and immediately retreating) after it had been used by what I now know to be a~middle aged, disabled, fat, cliff Richard tour teeshirt wearing-Pooner ~and smelling this most curious smell, a deep dark rich vaginally smell punted out by fatties with bad hygiene and medical problems almost caramelesque, accented by a high tinge of fish, but the strongest by far, of an unyet unsmelt before, the hefty base note of barbequed meat, mixed with burnt rubber.

Knowing that there's a sensitive giant clit, jamming around in all that smell, getting touched by the wiry and unkempt stinking pubic hair. Its like walking around with your tongue constantly out. Like if you lost your whole jaw or something. But kept a beard around it. And had halitosis.
It is worse for me than any male troon psycical effect.

Also I've decided that I now agree with
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN, etc.
Yes, they are. Women who think they re trans are indeed women. Men who think they are trans are indeed men.
Kek.

Fuck it…

As they say: Don’t get mad, get even.

This one’s for you buddy!



The replies man… WTF?!?



Some guys DO WHAT NOW?!?

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1jc4iul/how_do_you_deal_with_your_tip_being_exposed_after/

Also this chick just maxes out the delusion scale LMAO!



Sure lady! They see your pear shaped ass waddling along in a skirt and leggings and say to themselves: “Hmm… There’s something strange about that young man, but I just can’t put my finger on it!”

(And of course note the plural support groups! lol!)

Also this one:

TOTAL POONER TRIUMPH! YOUNG DOOD DEFLATES BREASTS THROUGH MAGIC TESTOSTERONE!



Topsurgeons be all: “I don’t feel so good mutilatin’ bros!”

 

[Xev]

Some of these wives are in denial. Even if the husband agrees to forget about all the trans stuff how do you just forget about that conversation and ever feel secure? Some genies can't be rebottled.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Cootercat

You beat me to it lol I hate that one.

Re: the I told my wife faggots, it’s so telling how they always get lulled into this false sense of security when they’re wrapped up in the secret hugbox. They’re talking to horny, unwashed discord and Reddit fags long enough behind their wives backs to normalize the degenerate shit they’re contemplating. And when the wives inevitably, “eww wtf, no” they always say something like “if this is what it takes to be trans I don’t want to do it without her” “if this is the price it’s not worth it to lose her”

They know subconsciously that they’re about to make themselves buttfucking ugly and that nobody but other unwashed troons will tolerate Bill suddenly teeheeing in a bad falsetto and stretching out their undergarments. It makes it even more insidious. They know and they don’t care, they think they can bulldoze a woman into complacency because of the sunk cost fallacy. That retard and others like him who said “nerrr hypocrite she’s an ally I expected bEtTeR from her” are the same nasty fuckers who chastise lesbians for not trying the girldick while posting about how they can’t help it, the t4t is too much dysphoria. It’s not the penis, honest, just the dysphoria or otherwise they’d looove to date a beautiful transwoman.

 

[FinnSven]

You beat me to it lol I hate that one.

Re: the I told my wife faggots, it’s so telling how they always get lulled into this false sense of security when they’re wrapped up in the secret hugbox. They’re talking to horny, unwashed discord and Reddit fags long enough behind their wives backs to normalize the degenerate shit they’re contemplating. And when the wives inevitably, “eww wtf, no” they always say something like “if this is what it takes to be trans I don’t want to do it without her” “if this is the price it’s not worth it to lose her”

They know subconsciously that they’re about to make themselves buttfucking ugly and that nobody but other unwashed troons will tolerate Bill suddenly teeheeing in a bad falsetto and stretching out their undergarments. It makes it even more insidious. They know and they don’t care, they think they can bulldoze a woman into complacency because of the sunk cost fallacy. That retard and others like him who said “nerrr hypocrite she’s an ally I expected bEtTeR from her” are the same nasty fuckers who chastise lesbians for not trying the girldick while posting about how they can’t help it, the t4t is too much dysphoria. It’s not the penis, honest, just the dysphoria or otherwise they’d looove to date a beautiful transwoman.

Back in the good old days, at least they would fuck a secretary or at worst, be gay.

 

[Vampirella]

The replies man… WTF?!?



Some guys DO WHAT NOW?!?

This made me hurt reading it. I hope you're happy.

 

[stupid frog]

Some guys DO WHAT NOW?!?

What, foreskin lengthening? Yeah, it probably has a reddit community too.

 

[Jesters]

I… I can’t even think of the equivalent for that in a woman. Calling her vagina “My cootie house” maybe?!

I think I’ve come to understand the concept of “Ick”.

I'm surprised pooners haven't co-opted the term "bussy". Boy pussy, if you're not familiar with degen talk.

A delusional FTM thinks that she is on the "verge" of being clocked

"I wear a packer so..." Lady, no man is looking at another man's crotch enough for that to matter. Penis inspection day is a meme. It's a general faux pas to even point out someone's zipper is down because it's generally considered odd to be looking at people's crotches.

 

[Screamer_2]

Don't it feel like we've seen a LOT of this recently?

Maybe all the people who've slowly been grooming themsleves reached some sort of crisis mass point because of daddy Trump telling everyone to get the fuck out of the house, and they are all mentally falling apart. Just seems like there's been a lot of confessions, to wives, which obv indicates rapid onset..
I just feels like we've seen a good few nigh identical (cos they are weird cut n paste NPCs) posts of this nature in the last week or two alone.

Interesting to think about. Trump increases the victimhood and so they finally want to take the leap into it.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Some of these wives are in denial. Even if the husband agrees to forget about all the trans stuff how do you just forget about that conversation and ever feel secure? Some genies can't be rebottled.

Those husbands are likely just waiting for a weak moment like a new pregnancy to spring it up again.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

Some of these wives are in denial. Even if the husband agrees to forget about all the trans stuff how do you just forget about that conversation and ever feel secure? Some genies can't be rebottled.

I'm reiterating a post I've made before, but I think they don't understand what they're actually dealing with. Trooning out isn't the new midlife crisis. It's a cancer that eventually consumes its host's mind. When a brick hon outs themselves to their wives, it's not something made on a whim. It's the culmination of many hidden indulgences and ideations. By the time he feels secure enough to do this, it's already too late for the marriage. The troon cancer has metastasized and there is no going back. If he agrees to stop it, it just means he'll do it later when his wife's in a vulnerable position. This is the question these women should ask themselves:

"What has he been doing when I wasn't looking?"

I'm glad many of them can see what's happening and are getting out right away.

 

[PandaChai]

Ooofya

Temu Divine

 

[orangecat]

A delusional FTM thinks that she is on the "verge" of being clocked; sister, if there's already rumors about you being transgender, you aren't on the verge - the cat's out of the bag. And the more the lady protests, the more people will quickly realize that you really are a lady...

I'm realizing how insanely hard it is for a trans person to NOT be clocked.

I recently had a trans "man" come into work. Despite the beard and slightly deepened voice from the hormones, the way she walked and stood instantly gave her away. Even without that, the general shape of the body (even without boobs) and the topics she brought up just weren't male.

I didn't say anything, obviously, because I was on the job, but I guarantee everyone clocked her and was just being polite. I'm sure she went home that night thinking she was "totally stealth".

 

[Dolly Brooks]

You beat me to it lol I hate that one.

Re: the I told my wife faggots, it’s so telling how they always get lulled into this false sense of security when they’re wrapped up in the secret hugbox. They’re talking to horny, unwashed discord and Reddit fags long enough behind their wives backs to normalize the degenerate shit they’re contemplating. And when the wives inevitably, “eww wtf, no” they always say something like “if this is what it takes to be trans I don’t want to do it without her” “if this is the price it’s not worth it to lose her”

They know subconsciously that they’re about to make themselves buttfucking ugly and that nobody but other unwashed troons will tolerate Bill suddenly teeheeing in a bad falsetto and stretching out their undergarments. It makes it even more insidious. They know and they don’t care, they think they can bulldoze a woman into complacency because of the sunk cost fallacy. That retard and others like him who said “nerrr hypocrite she’s an ally I expected bEtTeR from her” are the same nasty fuckers who chastise lesbians for not trying the girldick while posting about how they can’t help it, the t4t is too much dysphoria. It’s not the penis, honest, just the dysphoria or otherwise they’d looove to date a beautiful transwoman.

For a lot of women, being an “ally” just means she liked Will & Grace and wouldn’t literally kill her kid if he came out of the closet. It doesn’t mean she’s gonna spend half a century with a troon. That one guy moved to a new country with his wife and thought she was trapped. Oops!

 

[FarmEnjoyer]

Question for the ladies of this thread

FtMs are obsessed with packers I see a lot. As a man, I have to ask, do females actually look at mens bulges?

Like the ftm above is saying she wears her packer and how could people ever know? But I genuinely don't ever recall anyone talking about bulge size, or woman staring at their bulge (unless talking about wearing a Speedo or something)

Especially since your bulge will change depending on what you wear, but I've never once heard a man complain about his bulge being too small, lol, or his bulge at all.

Are male bulges equivalent to boobs on a female to men? I'm guessing no but I could be wrong?

 

[Chandelier]

A tranny is having some bedroom issues with his pooner girlfriend, seems like the reality of biology isn't meeting the fantasy of normal sex.

> There's definitely some physical pleasure
> It's only three inches
> It barely goes in
> Their own fingers are larger

Yeah, your 'girlfriend' is being nice to you. Three inches is smaller than the average Indian, which comes in at 4 inches. They are whipping around a micropenis and really think they can achieve any pleasure that way. 'Medium sized' in this case means 1-3 inches, which is barely the length of one's palm.

Not sure what she expects here, isn't this how lesbians it anyways?

Ah yes, she doesn't want a typical heterosexual experience...but she wants a heterosexual experience of wanting to be a male pursuing their love. I bet she has the token fantasies of being dicked down by a 12 inch cock, too, as pooners are wont to do.

 

[batteredpancakes]

FtMs are obsessed with packers I see a lot. As a man, I have to ask, do females actually look at mens bulges?

Like the ftm above is saying she wears her packer and how could people ever know? But I genuinely don't ever recall anyone talking about bulge size, or woman staring at their bulge (unless talking about wearing a Speedo or something)

I never look at men's bulges. Although if a TiF was "male passing" and was wearing tight jeans without a packer I would probably notice.

I say this specially because that swimming ad that popped up a few years ago with the TiF was one of the rare instances where I noticed the lack of junk first before anything else.