DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Peko]

Are we going to shut down DSP too?

AI can't replace DSP because the very nature of an AI actually learning something would go against everything DSP is about.

 

[DerelictOnion]

AI can't replace DSP because the very nature of an AI actually learning something would go against everything DSP is about.

There are some ridiculously stupid chess bots around, so I am sure AI Phil can be very close to the original if someone actually bothered to create one

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Ok so do you think DSP addresses the terrorist's demands today or is he going to continue to try ignore it all? If Phil's big brain plan is to try make an ally out of RTU he is going to get shit on even more then he already was going to.

Also Phil you might want to update your twitter.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

this is my favorite RTU clip

 

[GameratePTSD]

Ok so do you think DSP addresses the terrorist's demands today or is he going to continue to try ignore it all? If Phil's big brain plan is to try make an ally out of RTU he is going to get shit on even more then he already was going to.


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Also Phil you might want to update your twitter.

However it goes I bet Phil's pre-written mic drop moment will be something like
"THE KINO CASINO SELF-FELTED THEMSELVES"
and he'll think it's really clever and will have that shit-eating smug grin he gets when he thinks he's winning.

 

[neger psykolog]

 

[dent_whisperer]

Are we going to shut down DSP too?

It would unironically be easier to make a medical breakthrough that would fix Jayde.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

That pfp someone has of DSP and ReviewTech as BrokeBack Mountain is too accurate. How fucking obsessed with each other are these 2 faggots and how many times are they gonna go through the same cycle of "I'm done with him, I'm never talking about him again" to going right back to the same shit flinging and trying to work together? Phil even went out of his way to buy a set of poker chips just to cut a gay ass wrestling promo with his new best friends. Now not even 48 hours after the break up he runs back to Rich?
I want to change my prediction of how I want the saga to end, instead of his foot I want Rich to shoot his own head off, then DSP would weep and cut his wrists with the hatchet and bleed out with his head resting on his dead lover's tit. That's more fitting for Homeo and Reviewliet.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oh let me guess, he is going to apologize to RTU and pass him back the chip thus undoing the Kino Arc. My guy you rolled in the mud and got fleas like PPP said. Your 3 retard followers may be that stupid but most of your audience will still mock you.

Again Phil when DESPERATE tries to leech another audience this time RTUs and he is hoping to put in a good word to go to daddy Keemstar actually pathetic.

 

[Pickle Man]

Supposedly ReviewtechUSA said at the start of his stream today that DSP invited him onto his "podcast" and RTU accepted.
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I can't be fucked to watch the actual stream, but we really are going with full force autism right now aren't we?

This is even more pathetic than trying to collab with Keemstar or any of the shit with PPP insulting his wife, RTU has been trying to ragebait DSP for fucking ages and insulting him constantly and now DSP supposedly is happy to work with him all of a sudden.

So how long before DSP started crawling back into Rich's dm.

Call it. Didnt even take a week either. It him going from one fatass to another.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Oh let me guess, he is going to apologize to RTU

>dsp apologizing

 

[neger psykolog]

(this was a quote about PPP/Warski saying that DSP made several gay requests to Warski, asking him to show off his chest and that they were gamer soulmates and some other weird shit)

That’s just a lie. PPP does that.

Well it is interesting to know he does that. I'm curious if stuff like this is going to have "receipts" or not or whether they're just going to doctor them. Almost everything else sounded extremely plausible that I can think of but the this part left me on the fence a little (except PPP did say he's weirdly asexual or has no normal human sexuality which I think most people would agree with here). But given DSP was gin-DMing then I guess anything is on the table.

Phil is very interesting, but not for any of the reasons he thinks. He's not entertaining unless you find his existence ironic. A narcissist with ZERO self-awereness is hilarious.

This is kinda true except he does have some self-awareness, just in all the wrong areas. He tailors his stream to make it sure that to his true dent audience he never has an L and will just lie about everything or avoid it to make himself look like the victor.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

It time RTU

 

[dent_whisperer]

What are the odds something comes out showing Phil was trying to get PPP and Andy to pressure LTG into coming on his stream?

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

The web of what's true and not can really only be known if all the dms are dropped otherwise there will always be questions. I think if PPP is wholesale inventing some of this Phil would jump on it to try prove he is lying. He did show the emails in the drunken peasants situation when they were threatening to drop them. I think that is really the only case of him doing something like that because every other situation he is lying and it would prove it so he doesn't.

I also remember at some point in this arc, I think when truthseekers was on KC, PPP said that a troll got into Phil's house and mapped it out. That's one where I'm not sure if that was PPP mistaking the one guy making a map based on Phil's own footage to show his layout of his shitty room or was trying to invent some insane scenario to make detractors look crazy. You also have to keep in mind he could be embellishing just for the entertainment value with some of this stuff. I definitely err on the side of him telling the truth for the most part because on the other hand you have to believe Phil who will lie for no reason.

PPP says he has "exotic animals" but says that is how Phil described them and PPP said he doesn't think they are that exotic while laughing. I think Phil likely does have some other animals which he should not for multiple reasons but it isn't something crazy. I also just don't think Kat having a terminal illness lines up with anything we know either. When she was last on and left during that very awkward stream he hyped up playing beyond two souls with her for weeks to even a couple months. He mentioned asking her and her being too tired and a multitude of other obvious excuses that she was just trying to communicate she didn't want to come back at all. He is autistic and didn't get that. She still supposedly works a minimum wage job for a few hours a week. No way she'd be doing that right now if she was genuinely terminal. He also just generally hasn't done enough of the sad boy act this last year for that to be possible to me.

And again the communication line of Kat to Phil to PPP is quite the conga line of nonsense. One retard telling another retard that has extreme delusions and is a pathological liar telling a lolcow showrunner who wants to entertain is going to potentially massively fuck up the real facts. At the end of the day I just want to see Phil continue to be shit on by KC and for him to cry and rage about it for the rest of his hellish existence. We'll get that no matter what so I don't really care what's true in this situation I guess aside from hoping Kat is not actually at death's door.

 

[neger psykolog]

It time RTU

It's gonna be DSP, RTU and Ethan Ralph as the budget version of Keemstar as the new lolcowlive. But they need to come up with a different name.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Can someone give me a quick breakdown of the most recent KC dump? From what I’ve read so far Phil has a secret rabbit, his fat bitch wife yells at him about stuff, and he’s gay as fuck w Warsky. Any other good tidbits?

 

[neger psykolog]

Can someone give me a quick breakdown of the most recent KC dump? From what I’ve read so far Phil has a secret rabbit, his fat bitch wife yells at him about stuff, and he’s gay as fuck w Warsky. Any other good tidbits?

There's no breakdown post unfortunately and there were way too many little details so someone needs to do a breakdown post. There was stuff about his house being in disrepair and could be condemned, "really dark stuff about his parents", him demanding they do shit for him, him messaging them on their weekends asking them to do shit while he refused to do anything on his weekend and the list just goes on and on and on.

The relevant streams I think must be a total of 4-5 hours in total, so its not a simple task (the relevant KC stream is 10 hours long, but only a few hours of it actually deal with DSP)

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

The one thing I’m sure that’s rotting away at Phil is that the breakup with KC completely tore down his delusions about the “now I’m loved and no longer the Internet’s punching bag” spiel he used to vomit since his relationship with them began.

Everyone could see from a mile away how this was going to end, except some KC tourists and Phil himself.

A normal person would come to that conclusion. A normal person would also realise that game companies aren't specifically coding their games so that your inputs get dropped and work fine for everyone else. Phil will be back and denying in no time.

Rich is coming for that chip

I'm surprised KC hasn't done their own chip taking segment on Phil yet. For months of being dull and boring they take the final "treat" out of the variety pack.

I have zero faith in Richard, he is a stoned retard and has never "destroyed" anyone. He has about as much self awareness as Phil, and most of his "debates" are going in circles yapping about the same thing and claiming he has won.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Can someone give me a quick breakdown of the most recent KC dump? From what I’ve read so far Phil has a secret rabbit, his fat bitch wife yells at him about stuff, and he’s gay as fuck w Warsky. Any other good tidbits?

Some things that stuck in my mind without rewatching the relevant streams or clips, P (that's what Steve Cambian calls him, P) alleged the following:

• Phil reached out to them first when it comes to collabing because he saw that they were shitting on RTU at the same time he was
• Remember when he tried to get to interview Metokur and said a bunch of really insensitive shit to a man who was (and still is) in hospice? PPP alleged that he ghostwrote that, including telling Phil what to say specifically to make him seem like the biggest asshole imaginable (like the "time is running out" comment, calling Metokur a coward etc.)
• He wanted to spend a bunch of money on a 3 day vacation for him and Khet to Tampa during Superbowl weekend, where Phil and PPP would go to a bar that's owned by Hulk Hogan to do some khantent there and the rest of the time he'd let Khet and Phail enjoy the vacation
• He would get angry at PPP and Andy for DMing him on the Sacred Day Ahff™ but would blow up their DMs with paragraphs of bullshit whenever they had a day off
• He shot down almost all of the suggestions for the types of collabs they wanted to do with him but when he gave them his own ideas for collabs they were allegedly the "dumbest ideas [Triple P's] ever read", though he didn't specify a single idea Phil allegedly had
• He would keep pestering them to pull some strings to get him partnered on Kick, when they had no strings to pull as they didn't know anyone working at Kick and they themselves had to wait a long time to get partnered despite crushing the metrics required to get partnered for more than half a year
• He tried big dogging them by trying to control when they'd stream so it doesn't conflict with his own Sacred Schedule™ and would keep asking them to send viewers his way