Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
tupac'd futurama fan said:
I was very retarded about what I said and why I said it. I forgot the first "sex doll" I was referencing was a pocket pussy, and it all falls apart from there. Obviously to anyone who isn't retarded. Good points, I will scrub through the thread more in my off time.

Depending on what we mean by hate though, I still hate this nigger.
Click to expand...
KingCobra rules your sad pathetic life, trole
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: AmateurComedicTaxidermist, Lemon Difficulties, semitooth and 17 others
I myself am guilty of probably handwaving more than I should on the basis that he's a retard, but you do need to appreciate that he is a retard.

The penultimate boghag episode where he told her he'd have her trespassed if she showed up, swore blind she wasn't there and then e-begged to secretly house her means he does have an awareness that he's being duplicitous, so he's certainly no angel. But again, willingly having the boghag under your roof immediately after she just got you removed from your last home is peak retardation. :lossmanjack:
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Berserker Armor, Aqueous Kiwi, Ramma Lamma Dingdong and 8 others
tupac'd futurama fan said:
I still hate this nigger.
Click to expand...
Unlike the person who told you to consider killing yourself (you indeed should consider the idea btw), and despite the fact that I think it'll fall on deaf ears, I'm going to give you something to consider in earnest.

For every Josh Saunders, Daniel Larson, Tophiachu, etc., there are a million other retards out there just like them. The only difference is they aren't narcissistic enough to feel compelled to record every inane thing they do. Go to any city's skid row, any homeless encampment, any psych ward, any AA/NA meeting, and you'll find countless others just like them or worse. Yet you don't hate those people, do you? Why? Because you don't even know they exist and they have absolutely no relevance in your life.

The cows aren't any different in that regard. Just because you can read about/watch them on the internet doesn't mean they should have any effect on your life.

If, however, you have allowed them to, you have seriously fucked up. If you find yourself feeling something as strong as hatred toward a lolcow that you don't personally know, you need to re-evaluate what the fuck you are doing with your life because at that point you have let some random degenerate retard dictate your emotional well-being. You have literally let the cow rule (at least a part of) your life.

I get a kick out of people like you because you're proving Josh right that he's owning the trolls. And the idea of a hapless, drunken, literal retard having any effect on window licking idiots all over the country (world?) is hilarious to me.

Go outside. Enjoy the fresh air, knowing that you're not living a sad, pathetic life and Josh is. Or seethe until you're miserable enough to neck yourself. But until then, do everyone else a favor and take your cryin' ass bullshit back to reddit because it ain't welcome here.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: XxxwernxxX, AmateurComedicTaxidermist, Facken Hoof and 21 others
somevan712 said:
Great new video. M'lord is looking extra ghoulish this Sunday.

POV: You are being offered a sweet food hack in the home of the local boglim menace Badass Goth Rockstar Wizard.
View attachment 7099841
Click to expand...
Any moment Sam and Dean Winchester are going to bust down the door and pump him full of rock salt.

They’ll interrogate him within a circle of toothpaste. “WHERE’S THE PROSCIUTTO!?”

The Casper Wyoming Hunters don’t give a shiiiiiiiiiit!

Then Shön walks in with Bad Company and runs them out. “Hey, that’s my asshole with no life *BOOM* Ha-Ha.”

100% canon.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Oliver Onions, Law, Major Pain and 9 others
The bloating and rotting in the trailer arc is incredibly dark...
I don't trust Josh's food safety knowledge and knowing he'll be chowing down on those room temperature shrimp for days is probably not a good thing.

Screenshot 2025-03-16 195616.png
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Law, AmateurComedicTaxidermist, semitooth and 4 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back