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I think the Devil is in the failed details. The Devil regrets this contract.
Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle
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it is crazy how bad her ideas are,
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I think this will be unintentionally hilarious. Meghan always has to make everything about herself and it will be funny to hear her talk about the businesses she’s failed to start.
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Has anybody successfully consumed any of Meghan's content? I personally haven't, which is part of the reason it took me so long to decide to make this thread, I feel like I'm not as well-versed in her lore as other users may be. I recently tried With Love, Meghan but tapped out after only 10 mins. I can't even hate watch it, it is just so bad. My mother is visiting and joined me and she described Meghan as "so sweet she's sticky" which I thought was a great description.
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No, I tried her instagram now but she’s so horrendously vapid that I can’t bring myself to watch more.
I used to hang out on the saintmeghan sub aeons ago, but it kind of lost its charm and the redditors got way too conspiratorial so I’m happy there’s a budding thread here. Megs is such a marvel at always missing the mark entirely. It’s a skill in and of itself.
Does anyone remember when she signed with WME? Do I remember it correctly? I recall sort of seeing their trademark campaigns much more clearly after that, and it’s been quite eye opening. There’s a tiredness, lag and disconnectedness to their PR that carries through in everything they do. Is she/Harry still with them?
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There are rumors they dropped her last month because she didn't attend a party they threw for all of their clients but both parties have denied it.
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These pictures have been around forever, maybe posted on saintmeghanmarkle but pretty definitely on The Purse Forum, supposedly from the yachting days
(more Meghan tits)
(more Meghan tits)
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Since it's nothing but rumors, I'm not sure it should be included in the OP, but I'd like to mention the Guest Speaker allegations anyway.
Last year, a New York Post reader was particularly active in the comments section of any article related to Meghan and Harry, using the pseudonym Guest Speaker. Those two certainly attract their fair share of mentally unwell individuals, but rumors quickly began to circulate that this user was actually Meghan herself.
There are several compilations of these comments on the web, the easiest to find being on reddit. Take a look if you're curious, this may be the closest thing we might get to her shitposting on the farms.
Last year, a New York Post reader was particularly active in the comments section of any article related to Meghan and Harry, using the pseudonym Guest Speaker. Those two certainly attract their fair share of mentally unwell individuals, but rumors quickly began to circulate that this user was actually Meghan herself.
There are several compilations of these comments on the web, the easiest to find being on reddit. Take a look if you're curious, this may be the closest thing we might get to her shitposting on the farms.
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Yeah guest speaker is a trip. I will eventually do a blinds/guest speaker section. One of the interesting quirks about blinds is Meghan was allegedly sending in blinds about catherine while they were both residing in Kensington palace. It’s a whole interesting extra layer of crazy that I find entirely plausible.
On that note the op is nearly done. I just need to proof it for editing and cohesion and then laugh at with love, Meghan and then I believe I’m more or less ready to ask for a staff review.
There have been significant updates so if anybody can give it a read I would appreciate it. I don’t think I’ll need any read through for the WLM section as it is very fresh in my mind.
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Reminds me of someone going by thelookoflove supposedly being Angelina Jolie on the gossip blogs a s forums like 15 years ago.
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There's an infamous blind sent to laineygossip about Meghan saying she was going shopping and then later seeing Catherine out and being furious she didn't offer to go with her. I'm out of the loop as to whether Lainey is still Meghan's gossip mouthpiece, a quick Google maybe indicates not?
There is also the rumour that the William and Rose Hanbury rumours stemmed from a boozy lunch Meghan had at Soho house with a bunch of journo celeb types (Giles Coren was one of them, can't remember the others), but rumours about rumours at that stage, though I do believe it.
There is also the rumour that the William and Rose Hanbury rumours stemmed from a boozy lunch Meghan had at Soho house with a bunch of journo celeb types (Giles Coren was one of them, can't remember the others), but rumours about rumours at that stage, though I do believe it.
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Wasn’t this affirmed to have been a planted rumour, by the source itself (was it Giles?)? Not sure the rumor could be traced back to Megs, but I think it was properly debunked.
Ps. Sorry about just throwing unsubstantiated stuff out but my back has given out so I can’t do longer research.
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People think it unlikely William had an affair with Rose Hanbury as Catherine’s sister later named her daughter Rose. If the affair rumors were true this would be a slap in the face.
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Oh sorry I meant I believe the rumour that Meghan planted the rumour, not that Wills and Rose had an affair. Rumours on rumours on rumours all the way down.
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Nicole Cliffe started the rumor about Rose Hanbury. Wish I had the original tweet.
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Haven’t got the faintest.
I remember them sometimes seemingly ”preemptively” dropping gossip whenever they thought the Firm was going to move against them (whether that’s true or not I don’t know), or just when something that would reflect badly on them was about to drop… but I’ll stay away from recollecting too much of gossip I haven’t touched in years. A lot of it was conjecture but it looked very fishy in retrospect.
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The Duchess of suckit. I was hoping somebody would make a thread on her, don’t forget disaster tourism as called by Justine Bateman about the wildfires and how she went to the uvalde shooting all publicity stunts and writing messages on bananas. The daily mail is a treasure trove of me again stuff and the supposed paparazzi chase in New York and how as ever is Diana’s way of signing her letters.
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For those, like me, who find Meghan too vapid to watch, try Cheere Denise on YT. She got her start recapping Spare in a most hilarious fashion and now has been reviewing As Ever or whatever the name of Rachel’s Netflix show is. Cheere is not only funny but very insightful.
I always figured that the BRF must too inbred to be intelligent although being American, I can’t say I thought about it much. When Megs appeared and they became kind of interesting to average Americans, and especially when Spare came out, I became convinced. Harry is proof of familial retardation. Dude wholeheartedly believed his mother was in hiding and not dead until he was in his 20s! For real. he says William was on his side too. He was jealous of his brother because he got a better view of a statue out of his bedroom, I do not kid. His IQ may be 60, who knows if it’s that high. He struggled in school and was carried along in the military, playing video games with guards until they called him back for “being a target.” Maybe William is up to 80, I heard he could pass his school tests at least. But I doubt without help.
It doesn’t surprise me that a cunning pretty girl could easily snatch Harry. Especially knowing his mother fantasies, just wear the fragrance and similar clothes and you have him trapped. Get into his not very deep psyche and pretend the paparazzi is going to kill you, like your mother, and bam, it’s easy to get back to sunny California and trying to be an A-lister. She must be shocked it didn’t work out like she thought.
I always figured that the BRF must too inbred to be intelligent although being American, I can’t say I thought about it much. When Megs appeared and they became kind of interesting to average Americans, and especially when Spare came out, I became convinced. Harry is proof of familial retardation. Dude wholeheartedly believed his mother was in hiding and not dead until he was in his 20s! For real. he says William was on his side too. He was jealous of his brother because he got a better view of a statue out of his bedroom, I do not kid. His IQ may be 60, who knows if it’s that high. He struggled in school and was carried along in the military, playing video games with guards until they called him back for “being a target.” Maybe William is up to 80, I heard he could pass his school tests at least. But I doubt without help.
It doesn’t surprise me that a cunning pretty girl could easily snatch Harry. Especially knowing his mother fantasies, just wear the fragrance and similar clothes and you have him trapped. Get into his not very deep psyche and pretend the paparazzi is going to kill you, like your mother, and bam, it’s easy to get back to sunny California and trying to be an A-lister. She must be shocked it didn’t work out like she thought.
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Harry does not have a pilot's license. He was a helicopter gunner.
Oh you sweet summer child.
Megan has a weird penchant for flowers and making a big deal about how knowledgeable and thoughtful people should find this
In her latest fail project, "With Love, Meghan," she adds dried flowers to absolutely any food, believing that dried flowers sprinkled over everything from donuts to salads is "elevating."
She also pretends to be an expert flower arranger for whatever reason. Here is an image of a flower arrangement she made, and how it looked later after the set assistants had fixed it. Smug smile at the end as a bonus.
She even sent a press release to Vanity Fair about how thoughtful and significant every flower was in the wreath she sent for Prince Phillip's funeral. This was after she called him a racist to Oprah on his deathbed, probably because he had her number from the jump. Allegedly, Prince Phillip told Harry "one steps out with actresses, one doesn't marry them," when his dunce of a grandson told him he planned to marry Meghan after just a few months of dating. Behold her thoughtfulness!
That was on Charles, not Meghan. Meghan wasn't raised in a black American community, and has done everything she can as a youth and adult to distance herself from it. Charles thought he was making her feel welcome by inviting a well known black Baptist preacher and black gospel choir to be part of the ceremony. It was just as appalling to the English guests as it was to Meghan and her mother (the sole family member Meghan invited to her second wedding.)
Again, no. Andrew is a licensed pilot; William is a licensed pilot. Harry was too dumb to pass any of the exams to become a pilot; he also refused to take required drug tests or any sort of officer training, which is why he was "retired" from the Army after ten years of service (instead of finishing out his military career like Andrew did.) Without his cooperation or effort, there was no legitimate reason for him to be in the Army.
Great thread, thanks OP! I've been following this cow since the Oprah disaster, she's got prime lolcow written all over her.