🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[neger psykolog]

According to Ralph he is taking this medication which helps him stop drinking:

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So cute how his hallucinations are about you

Btw that's a bit of a weird medication to be prescribed for alcoholism. It's not considered a first line treatment nowadays and a decent amount of patients just stop taking it and keep drinking frequently. I think a doctor(s) told me something like it's considered a last resort option. So he could just have really shit doctors or they've already tried a bunch of other shit.

Anyway I wrote a few lengthy posts about rehab and sobriety and I believe I said it's critical that he stop live streaming and internet shit for a few months (or do it in a dramatically different way). So even though he went to "rehab" or whatever as soon as he came out he went straight back to internet shit.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

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This is the behavior of a healthy normal 40 year old man.

 

[Drunkensailor]

He's just tired, AYYLAWGS!

This is a level of tired that I have been missing. I am glad we made it to this part of the ralphacycle so quickly, I was dreading another month of him being well rested.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph survived his confrontation with the King of Monsters:


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[GamerGateSurvivor]

Ralph survived his confrontation with the King of Monsters:
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>I'm getting my truck worked on again... and they're not known for their speed in fixing it.

Just about every Mexican mechanic I've seen knows their way around a truck. They're either having to fix some sort of damage he picked up from driving drunk or he's promising to pay them once he scrapes together enough pesos. Maybe both.

 

[porkWellington]

Anyone with balls (and knowledge of Spanish) could probably call and verify. Bet they'd be happy to see an "online influencer" is trying to wage a review bomb which is going to end up with maybe 1 more negative review from Adolwulf

Oh Ralph deleted all the tweets what a pussy

 

[Pigtoad]

He's a guest in this country and he's terrorizing the locals with review bombs!

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph survived his confrontation with the King of Monsters:
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Why do I get the feeling that "just ordering sushi" involved calling someone's mother/wife/sister/girlfriend/ect a whore and making verbal allusions that would make a pornhub comment section blush.....

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Why do I get the feeling that "just ordering sushi" involved calling someone's mother/wife/sister/girlfriend/ect a whore and making verbal allusions that would make a pornhub comment section blush.....

I'm leaning toward this is another one of the Kang's Xanax vision quests.

 

[RollingRock2]

He is still pretending he has that truck? I thought that lie was over
Also he ralphalapsed

 

[T00L Nigger]

Is he having a stroke?

At first I thought he was doing a mocking laugh, but after a couple of replays you could argue that he was having a cartoonish seizure in the middle of his drunken bitch fit.

Ralph survived his confrontation with the King of Monsters:

He couldn't handle the heat, so he called himself an Uber.

Why do I get the feeling that "just ordering sushi" involved calling someone's mother/wife/sister/girlfriend/ect a whore and making verbal allusions that would make a pornhub comment section blush.....

Or he smelled like pig shit dowsed in booze and was scaring customers away with his bender stank. If I was staff at any restaurant he walked into I would assume he's a homeless drunk and tell him to leave immediately.

 

[Drunkensailor]

Why do I get the feeling that "just ordering sushi" involved calling someone's mother/wife/sister/girlfriend/ect a whore and making verbal allusions that would make a pornhub comment section blush.....

There is a universe where he was quiet but visibly intoxicated and was forcefully encouraged to leave. I have lived in a resort town for a few years. If you are publicly inebriated after 8pm-ish, people look past it. If you are wasted after 10pm, no problem the locals are right there with you. The problem arises when people are out with their kids, have some drinks at the beach, just keep your shit together. If you are stumbling and slurring into your phone during family hours, people will take it upon themselves to remove you from the establishment. That all being said, the most likely scenario involved him being loud and obnoxious as soon as he walked in.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

You just quietly and respectfully ordered some sushi and some guy took issue with you? Doesn't sound like a very Ralphamale story to me.

This is just like the time airport staff were mean to you "because you're white". You were 100% being a belligerent dipshit visibly and audibly under the influence of something.

Why does he always cope like this?

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Presented without comment.

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[Die For Me!]

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I'm leaning toward this is another one of the Kang's Xanax vision quests.

Ding ding ding!

 

[lester]

He's a guest in this country and he's terrorizing the locals with review bombs!

Well if it actually happened he's legit right in complaining.
Telling people about their open hostility seems ok to me.

But him taking this long to become aware of their hatred and hostility toward Americans is delusional at best and fucking stupid at worst.

Leave Mexico for the Mexicans you narcissistic gunted out freak. They don't want you there and it's only a matter of time until he realizes this one way or the other.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Do you think the finger placement was tactical to hide his disgusting turkey neck?

FGAS. Ralphamale edition

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Presented without comment.

Antabuse only makes you sound fucked up under certain circumstances. Very weird, it's certainly not because he's trying to drink while on it and that's why the locals had enough of his slovenly behavior. It must be a rare side effect not listed or previously observed.

 

[Rage Pig]

Stinky piggy has damaged his last few brain cells.