Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Summer of George]

Even showed up in court with fatrick and the bailiffs were specifically ordered by the pig to arrest him....fuck I wish we had footage of him giving that command....and yet no such arrest was made on the scene nor afterwards.

I wish I could describe it to you properly. For comedic value, Dan and various forumers have trumped the story up to make it seem like Pat was squealin' and carrying on. Make no mistake, his repartee was unhinged, and he did raise his voice as more of it fell out of his mouth. But I don't recall him even so much as standing up and turning around to see what Dan looked like. That barely-legal strip mall lawyer was pretty effective in shushing him up.

The tone of voice was sort of like the one he gave on that Social Media Monster podcast. I mean that literally - you hear a good deal of warbling audio there, because it's a Zoom interview over a shitty wifi connection in a tavern. Just add a cavernous echo to that and you get an idea how he sounded in the courtroom. His IRL tough guy voice was warbling as he seethed.

 

[AnOminous]

But I don't recall him even so much as standing up and turning around to see what Dan looked like. That barely-legal strip mall lawyer was pretty effective in shushing him up.

I believe he practically started crying. He begged for anyone who had ever disagreed with him to be forcibly removed from the courtroom, preferably arrested. Then he begged for police accompaniment for him even to leave the courtroom because he feared being harmed. Even though there was no physical threat any rational person would have feared, he was just that gigantic of a pussy. A fat pussy. Because I will remind you, this man is very fat.

 

[Judge Holden]

I wish I could describe it to you properly. For comedic value, Dan and various forumers have trumped the story up to make it seem like Pat was squealin' and carrying on. Make no mistake, his repartee was unhinged, and he did raise his voice as more of it fell out of his mouth. But I don't recall him even so much as standing up and turning around to see what Dan looked like. That barely-legal strip mall lawyer was pretty effective in shushing him up.

The tone of voice was sort of like the one he gave on that Social Media Monster podcast. I mean that literally - you hear a good deal of warbling audio there, because it's a Zoom interview over a shitty wifi connection in a tavern. Just add a cavernous echo to that and you get an idea how he sounded in the courtroom. His IRL tough guy voice was warbling as he seethed.

Nigga don't break my immersion. I have carefully cultivated a mental image of him sitting there seething in a cheap suit five sizes too small, with his excess fat bulging out the seams like uncooked bratwurst, suddenly catching sight of a troll in the vast audience to the trial and then jumping to his feet dramatically causing the ground to shake, the comically tiny footstool he is seated on toppling over as he propels himself up, sweat spraying out in all directions as he wrenches a flabby arm toward the gallery, his hand pointing in enraged accusation as he oinks in high pitched fury "YOUR HONOR THE TROLL STANDS AMONG THE COURT! I DEMAND YOU ARREST HIM NOW!"

To which the Judge stares down from his bench, and in a thick Wisconsin baritone that makes James Earl Jones sound like Dylan Mulvaney simply says the words "No child..." and motions for the sturdily built bailiffs to begin the traditional pre-trial assfucking train on the plaintiff before them, and Fatrick's own lawyer assists in holding him down as he flails and squeals in fear, watching the fifty man bailiff team descend on him from all sides, their pre-prepared cocks dripping in extra strong Bengay and...sorry what were we talking about again?

I'd say he's mad that his deranged, idiotic post escaped the echo chamber where anything, no matter how idiotic, gets updoots no matter how stupid he is, but let's face it. He completely lacks that self-reflection. He just now realizes there were way more stalker childs than he ever thought.

It's still totally possible for an army of childs with $1 paint balloons just to obliterate the entire Russian invasion. People just don't get how awesome General Fatton's strategy is!

It is rather impressive how he can stumble accross the most random ass unsourced and nonsensical "factoids" in xitter threads or reddit comments and not only instantly adopt them but aggressively and angrily spend years pushing ever more absurdly exaggerated variations of them as the one true gospel truth solely because of how much he relishes in acting like regurgitating unsourced bullshit makes him an expert on everything in the field said "factoid" pertains to.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

What I believe to be factual is that as they were leaving the courtroom, Dan Mullen approached Patrick and as the two mortal enemies were staring at each other he said "We're not so different, you and I..." and he patted Pat's butt, each touch producing a crinkling sound of a filled diap.

 

[femoralcanal]

"We're not so different, you and I..." and he patted Pat's butt, each touch producing a crinkling sound of a filled diap.

 

[Judge Holden]

What I believe to be factual is that as they were leaving the courtroom, Dan Mullen approached Patrick and as the two mortal enemies were staring at each other he said "We're not so different, you and I..." and he patted Pat's butt, each touch producing a crinkling sound of a filled diap.

Why the True Detective Fuck did my mind immediately jump to that fucking Revengeance Meme when I read this?!

I mean....when you look at ole Senator Armstrong there is a teeny bit of resemblance given the fuckin Frankenstein skull... so maybe that's it?

 

[Senzawa]

I mean....when you look at ole Senator Armstrong there is a teeny bit of resemblance given the fuckin Frankenstein skull... so maybe that's it?

I am disgusted with this comparison.

Senator Armstrong looks like a roided up Christopher Meloni.

Patrick looks like three of NovaOnline’s chomo ass pilonidal cysts

 

[Divine right to rule]

I'd say he's mad that his deranged, idiotic post escaped the echo chamber where anything, no matter how idiotic, gets updoots no matter how stupid he is, but let's face it. He completely lacks that self-reflection. He just now realizes there were way more stalker childs than he ever thought.

It's still totally possible for an army of childs with $1 paint balloons just to obliterate the entire Russian invasion. People just don't get how awesome General Fatton's strategy is!

You still don't get it, child.

Russian plant Elon Musk and his army of Russian bots, traitors and Nazis are trying to make these potentially war-changing strategies look ridicolous, so that the Ukrainians don't use them and crush Putler even harder.

If they got General Fatton as a military advisor, the consequences for Russia would never be the same.

 

[Judge Holden]

I am disgusted with this comparison.

Senator Armstrong looks like a roided up Christopher Meloni.

Patrick looks like three of NovaOnline’s chomo ass pilonidal cysts

Yes I know, it is a phenomenally inappropriate comparison for so very many reasons, but the head shape is what is giving me pause here

That being said I am not entirely sure what hypothetical would be more amusing. Fatrick trying the Senator Armstrong schtick IRL and getting his fat face merrily smashed in by the middle aged cop he charged at, or Fatrick spontaneously revealing his bitchtits hold a vast supply of nanomachines, rendering him a superhuman killing machine that proceeds to go on a violent rampage through Milwaukee until Trump parachutes in a Katana wielding Cyrax to take him down

EDIT: BITCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO


Cantbreef....laughing too hard at work....fat fuck is gonna get me fired....

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I will never understand how Nicki puts up with this.

It's either self esteem that's through the floor and a shit ton of prescription drugs or that she actually loves him.
Both options are grim as fuck.

 

[Judge Holden]

Last twenny minutes has seen an outbreak of rage oinking on his xitter feed.


Keep an eye on this while I head for the shitter for the next forty minutes....

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Last twenny minutes has seen an outbreak of rage oinking on his xitter feed.
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Keep an eye on this while I head for the shitter for the next forty minutes....

This is that refreshing twist of lemon I've been seeking for patposting. You get maybe one or two childings when a random viewer bothers to reply to his reply guy moments on people more famous than him. But this, dear Nerevar, this is exquisite. To have him quoted and tagged onto a retards bulletin board gimmick account and have 20 random civilians call him retarded means he has to no child every, single, one of them. Mountains of BZZZ wrong, child. No, child, he didn't. Hush now, child. You're very stupid, child.

It beats "you chose to end your life with a cage long ago stalker." any day.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Last twenny minutes has seen an outbreak of rage oinking on his xitter feed.
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Keep an eye on this while I head for the shitter for the next forty minutes....

Never heard that cope before.

Smart people are normally able to communicate on the same level as stupid people while the reverse is not possible.

Stupid and average people hate pretentious asses that use obscure and complicated language for concepts that could be stated much simpler though.
They are good at sniffing out intelligence-pretenders like Fatrick.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Screenshots posted in the order I took them, going down the page in the order they were posted. He keeps wanting to talk about his swattings, he’s all over the place.



“Riots” because burning down and looting your own neighborhood and all the small businesses in your town is firey but mostly peaceful.


OldFilteredtoFuckHagfromJerz will not fuck him but he’s still giving it the old college try hoping she’ll notice him. Pat, who declares daily that Donald trump is illegitimate and illegal, now wants to argue with HagfromJerz about how actually, DJT is above the law.

He is actually low IQ retarded. He says the same shit day in and day out but when a talking head declares the same, it is noT so, child.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

"I am so lonely. All the other SFWA members are sick of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend. They think I let black men fart into my second, better wife's vagina. I wander from Xitter thread to thread, picking fights with random normies. And as I 'child' more and more people, they mock me more and more. I am a victim of my own lolcowdom. "Fat Faggot with Bitch Tits". I don't even get a real name, only an insult. I could be capable of so much more, but I've squandered it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave, stalker child."

 

[Maude Snew]

Surely more paint balloons are the answer to this new tactical quandary.

No, child, this calls for the big guns. We offer them gum but when they take a stick, trap sprung, a spring hurts their fingers! You try operating any military hardware with an ouchy on your fingy.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

No, child, this calls for the big guns. We offer them gum but when they take a stick, trap sprung, a spring hurts their fingers! You try operating any military hardware with an ouchy on your fingy.

Child's play. Right now insurgents are adapting tactics from an old pro Russian saboteur. They have toothpicks and super glue at the ready to lock them out of every keyhole they have. Just need to wait for night fall and 2-4 hours to fully cure, child.

 

[Maude Snew]

Child's play. Right now insurgents are adapting tactics from an old pro Russian saboteur. They have toothpicks and super glue at the ready to lock them out of every keyhole they have. Just need to wait for night fall and 2-4 hours to fully cure, child.

Yes, child, project gay ham, he knows all about that, it's called that in his honor, after all.

 

[femoralcanal]

Smart people are normally able to communicate on the same level as stupid people while the reverse is not possible.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Just checking in; is Patrick still fat?