Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[femoralcanal]

Sorry to double post, but Jeeeesus Christ... the Brothermen found out Hildy is an actual cuck:


Her Fetlife account:

https://fetlife.com/users/1626604

Her "partner's" profile:

https://fetlife.com/users/4340341

Same guy (Dustin) that she's always talking to over on Facebook:



More Dusty samples:


He looks like a troon.





Her nudes:

Spoiler: Abandon hope

Yuck!
Must be an older pic (before the pedophile Star Trek tattoo).

Spoiler: HAHAHAHAHA (NSFL)

Other guy cucking Hildy:

The story is still in development on the first better forum

More info about Dusty over there too.

A warming TYFYS to all Brothermen involved... but also fuck you for making me look at this ugly bitch. Godspeed, gents.

Edit: I'm passing out here, holeee shit.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Senator Armstrong looks like a roided up Christopher Meloni.

Meloni played a character that enjoyed prison and was also "into things" so while I agree with you that it's insulting to a fictional character to compare Rick to him, it's not way out of line.

Sorry to double post, but Jeeeesus Christ... the Brothermen found out Hildy is an actual cuck:

I'd bet a lot of money that nobody is surprised by this revelation. Or surprised at how fucking unattractive people into the "poly" lifestyle almost always are.

 

[dj0449674]

Yes I know, it is a phenomenally inappropriate comparison for so very many reasons, but the head shape is what is giving me pause here

That being said I am not entirely sure what hypothetical would be more amusing. Fatrick trying the Senator Armstrong schtick IRL and getting his fat face merrily smashed in by the middle aged cop he charged at, or Fatrick spontaneously revealing his bitchtits hold a vast supply of nanomachines, rendering him a superhuman killing machine that proceeds to go on a violent rampage through Milwaukee until Trump parachutes in a Katana wielding Cyrax to take him down

EDIT: BITCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO
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Cantbreef....laughing too hard at work....fat fuck is gonna get me fired....

These morons probably should have been paying attention when Obama established the Dispostion Matrix a literal CIA kill list accountable to no one but the executive branch with the only caveat that they can't be on US soil at the time.

He used it to kill US citizen Anwar al-Awlaki for little more than shit posting on youtube.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

TFW the FFWBT RTs your batshit crazy former neighbor.

Of course he follows her stupid ass. Of course.

 

[Halbschwanz]

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TFW the FFWBT RTs your batshit crazy former neighbor.

Of course he follows her stupid ass. Of course.

Can't just drop a line like that and not elaborate. Got any stories?

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Edit: I'm passing out here, holeee shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can't just drop a line like that and not elaborate. Got any stories?

She’s a lot like Pat in that she’s been absolutely obsessed with social media “activism” for the past 15+ years. A normal exchange of superficial, neighborly pleasantries was never possible. Once you made eye contact, you were getting grabbed by your lapels for a hysterical lecture about whatever political Chicken Little plot was fashionable that day. People avoided her like the plague and she didn’t even realize it.

She and Pat would get along just great.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I have carefully cultivated a mental image of him

I suspect that if Null had the copyrights, he could print a book of Holden's fatrick descriptions, and have the greatest british literature since Tolkien, or at least Adams. Painting with words, I say.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Other guy cucking Hildy:

What the hell? Cow Crossover?!?

 

[Dean Pentel]

She and Pat would get along just great.

I get what you're saying but you are dramatically underestimating Patrick's ability to create new Pat-posters inside of 5 minutes. Even if someone on paper has identical sociopolitical perspectives to him, he'll still find a reason to be the biggest cocksucker possible about something almost immediately.

Add on to that she's a woman and he'd instantly have identified the head of a new clinical stalker child cult that wants him and his family dead.

 

[PhoBingas]

Spoiler: gross tit

I'd say I've never mistaken a titty for a speed-bag but that's one unfortunate-looking udder.

 

[niggercattle]

Must be one hell of a confidence builder to have your wife look at this bootleg ADF mutant and go "Yep, that's my second, better husband right there. Bye, lol."

I wonder what does the rest of the t-shirt say... "FUCK MY SHIT UP" perhaps?

 

[Xev]

This is a violation of the Prime Directive.

 

[AnOminous]

Must be one hell of a confidence builder to have your wife look at this bootleg ADF mutant and go "Yep, that's my second, better husband right there. Bye, lol."
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I wonder what does the rest of the t-shirt say... "FUCK MY SHIT UP" perhaps?

This is exactly the kind of soy-filled nerdy little bitch who'd have not only a pig ring in his nose, not only dick magnet piercings in his lips, at least one fucking gauge in an ear (what an absolutely fucking retarded body mod), lmao dog leash shit, rings with fucking bullets in them? God what a fucking queer retard. Also he trooned out his kid. Fucking pedo.

And then, as much of an utter loser as this guy, imagine being the ultra-loser who gets cucked by this guy.

 

[Judge Holden]

This is a violation of the Prime Directive.

Also pig man is demanding other people threaten and assault drumpf supporters once again

 

[John_Smith]

Makes me wonder how the staff at Hoolies broke the news of his banning to Piggy. Shame there is no video of that.

Last twenny minutes has seen an outbreak of rage oinking on his xitter feed.
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Keep an eye on this while I head for the shitter for the next forty minutes....

Submitted to random text. "Smart people sound stupid to stupid people, child. "

I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand, child. I can't help you.

That tattoo Hildy is showing. Prime faggotry.

 

[Dean Pentel]

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Also pig man is demanding other people threaten and assault drumpf supporters once again
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I just thought of something:

Instead of whatever costume you're going to wear and the Japanese accent you want to use when you violate Patrick's no-no square, dress up in an SS officer uniform and talk like Oglethorpe from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

After you finish, tell Patrick first to stop crying since no Actual Tough Guy would cry over forcible sodomy. Then tell him he was successful in making Nazis afraid again...afraid of how sweet that enormous ass is. Then you slap that protuberant gut and yell about it's time for round 2!

 

[Judge Holden]

I just thought of something:

Instead of whatever costume you're going to wear and the Japanese accent you want to use when you violate Patrick's no-no square, dress up in an SS officer uniform and talk like Oglethorpe from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

After you finish, tell Patrick first to stop crying since no Actual Tough Guy would cry over forcible sodomy. Then tell him he was successful in making Nazis afraid again...afraid of how sweet that enormous ass is. Then you slap that protuberant gut and yell about it's time for round 2!

Hmm....I do have that old Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS costume I wore for my Niece's christening lying around somewhere.....


Just need to fish the blonde wig out the septic tank and give it a hose down and i'm good to go

 

[internet friend]

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Also pig man is demanding other people threaten and assault drumpf supporters once again
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Of course fatrick is ecstatic at the thought of an armed man harassing a woman.

 

[TurboNAS]

A thirty cent bakers potato can disable a field artillery piece if you shove it in the end.
Do have fun with this.

A 4x8 piece of plywood laid carefully on the ground can defeat a landmine. Do have fun with this.

Shoving your index finger in the barrel of a gun will cause it to backfire and paint the enemy’s face in carbon soot. Do have fun with this.


Patrick is living in a Looney Tunes fantasy world. Why are so many troops dying when they can stop the other side so easily? A sack of potatoes, some paint balloons and plywood pretty much eliminates all battlefield threats. I’m thinking the Ukes just want to get blown up. Or maybe, just maybe, General Fatton has no idea what he’s talking about.