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Roguelike (roguelite, whatever) has become an absolute blight on the indie scene, and it's terrible that people consider it acceptable.
Roguelites are not True & Honest roguelikes, they are transroguelikes. Whenever somebody textwalls about how roguelikes are inherently bad, it's like reading somebody rant about how they hate women because they're all rust programmers with stubble who wear chokers all the time.
 
Nothing about this "Balatro" game feels legitimate. Stinks of astroturfing.
I don't get it either, and I'm someone who both plays Poker frequently irl and has a weakness for card based battle systems.

It just felt like a very soulless generic product, I didn't have much fun with it.
 
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Nothing about this "Balatro" game feels legitimate. Stinks of astroturfing.

Does the astroturfing with Balatro seem more suspicious than Blue Archive's astroturfing? Granted, would the degeneracy with the latter's fandom (they even get autistic with how the girls smell) make BA more or less astroturfed?
 
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I don't get it either, and I'm someone who both plays Poker frequently irl and has a weakness for card based battle systems.

It just felt like a very soulless generic product, I didn't have much fun with it.
I didn't hate it, but my lasting impression was "That's it? That's the game everybody is claiming they're hopelessly addicted to?"

I got the hang of the mechanics and completed a full run after a couple hours and had zero urge to ever play it again.
 
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I didn't hate it, but my lasting impression was "That's it? That's the game everybody is claiming they're hopelessly addicted to?" I got the hang of the mechanics and completed a full run after a couple hours and had zero urge to ever play it again.
Yea that was my take too, I thought it was ok, but gaming journalist niggas and YouTubers were claiming it was so hopelessly addictive they were losing sleep.

Don't get me wrong games like that absolutely exist but in my personal opinion Balatro isn't one of those games.
 
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I don't get it either, and I'm someone who both plays Poker frequently irl and has a weakness for card based battle systems.

It just felt like a very soulless generic product, I didn't have much fun with it.
There's not much mystery honestly, people like when big numbers become bigger numbers, and specially when those bigger numbers become biggest numbers.

But if you want anything else... then yeah, Balatro has nothing going for it.
 
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I didn't hate it, but my lasting impression was "That's it? That's the game everybody is claiming they're hopelessly addicted to?"

I got the hang of the mechanics and completed a full run after a couple hours and had zero urge to ever play it again.
People here liked it back during nextfest before it released. I can believe that its growth was organic up until the gaming youtuber faggot clique artificially blew it up. I haven't played it though.
 
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There's not much mystery honestly, people like when big numbers become bigger numbers, and specially when those bigger numbers become biggest numbers.
I feel like that would've been more compelling if not for the randomized nature of each run. If I were constantly thinking about how awesome my next run was going to be now that I had some insane combination of multiplier cards in my deck, it might have engaged that number-must-go-up dopamine hit.

But since the game was far more dependent on the RNG stars aligning than any decisions I was making, it never felt like progress. It's like trying to "git gud" at a roulette wheel.
 
Double-posting but it's been a week, so fuck it:

I'll never, ever understand the allure of online gaming. It combines all the fun of making your free time beholden to other people's schedules AND interacting with the most unpleasant, socially-stunted people to ever live.

It's 2025 and I can't think of a single video game I've played online for more than two hours in my life.
 
Cheating/savescumming is 100% acceptable if you are dealing with bullshit sections/mechanics which just serve to waist time.

Most games should not have selectable difficulty setting, but instead only have the dev intended difficulty (maybe a NG+ hard mode).
I don't understand why people buy and play newly released games. Old games are at least as good, and cheaper. People act like they're a captive audience for new games, but there is basically no reason to play them.
Old games tend to have their own quirks, even the ones that have aged exceptionally. People will always have bias to something newer, especially in the case of old games which may need extreme legwork to even run on modern hardware (The sims being an example).
I'll never, ever understand the allure of online gaming. It combines all the fun of making your free time beholden to other people's schedules AND interacting with the most unpleasant, socially-stunted people to ever live.
Even the most retarded people you can think of are more fun and challenging to fight than bots.
 
Even the most retarded people you can think of are more fun and challenging to fight than bots.
Absolutely not. The most retarded player is no different than a bot set to the easiest difficulty. Often times even worse because at least the bot doesn't struggle with remembering what button does what and a shitty internet connection.

Like I've never beaten a bot 10 sets in a row doing only anti air shoryukens. I have beaten countless actual people that way, though. That's not fun or challenging. That's just beating up a training dummy.
 
More challenging? Sure. More fun? I don't agree.

Playing games with other people doesn't make them more enjoyable any more than reading a book out loud to someone else does.
Absolutely not. The most retarded player is no different than a bot set to the easiest difficulty. Often times even worse because at least the bot doesn't struggle with remembering what button does what and a shitty internet connection.

Like I've never beaten a bot 10 sets in a row doing only anti air shoryukens. I have beaten countless actual people that way, though. That's not fun or challenging. That's just beating up a training dummy.
Is it just that bad for fighting games, or do arena/tactical FPS games just have that much better player bases?
 
Double-posting but it's been a week, so fuck it:

I'll never, ever understand the allure of online gaming. It combines all the fun of making your free time beholden to other people's schedules AND interacting with the most unpleasant, socially-stunted people to ever live.

It's 2025 and I can't think of a single video game I've played online for more than two hours in my life.
When online gaming first came to consoles I remember reading a quote "If I wanted to be social, I wouldn't be playing video games."
 
I'll never, ever understand the allure of online gaming. It combines all the fun of making your free time beholden to other people's schedules AND interacting with the most unpleasant, socially-stunted people to ever live.
1000% agree with this, the fact that its become the norm among people is an absolute disgrace, people who bitch about how the game industry sucks yet only plays multiplayer games have no right to bitch about the industry at all, right now im playing thorough Oblivion and RDR2 and im having a lot more fun with those then FPS Slop
 
Even the most retarded people you can think of are more fun and challenging to fight than bots.
I don't want to be on the knife-edge of failure, game after game. These days, I don't even want to git gud. I really just want to put in a modicum of effort and watch my gun go shooty-shooty bang. Before SBMM, if you weren't absolute garbage, you'd randomly get matches where you did well. Now, playing at all means being under the constant stress of needing to always do you personal best in order to not get turned into meat.
 
I don't want to be on the knife-edge of failure, game after game. These days, I don't even want to git gud. I really just want to put in a modicum of effort and watch my gun go shooty-shooty bang. Before SBMM, if you weren't absolute garbage, you'd randomly get matches where you did well. Now, playing at all means being under the constant stress of needing to always do you personal best in order to not get turned into meat.
I don't even play CoD, and I feel this in my bones.

The only Multiplayer FPS I even play nowadays is Hunt: Showdown and the MMR in that game is so fucked up that despite being solidly average in skill level I'm ONLY up against the no-lifer NEETs.

It's frustrating as hell and one of the main reasons that the player base is going down faster than a Mexican space shuttle.
 
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