Serious thread: I have depression

Sailor_Jupiter said:
Get a doctor and do the Zoloft Zombie therapy. It helps... some.

Get a pet so you'll feel guilty over them looking for you and missing you and wondering if you abandoned them so you can't commit suicide. Preferably a dog so you'll HAVE to get out in the sunshine and walk it and socialize and get some exercise.
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I already have a pet
 
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Funnybone said:
Listen dude. Anti depressants are a little scary but they can fucking help.

Find a doc you like and experiment with different anti depressants. Some will be better than others--- some will suck balls and make you wanna quit forever. Don't give up. THIS IS A MEDICAL CONDITION.

Once you have some chemical help you can get your fucking life together dude.

Hugs and well wishes
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thanks that means a lot I just don't trust medication
 
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Either go to a doc, a therapist and take medicine (which can greatly help you) or become trans.
 
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The first two steps, "Don't tell Kiwi Farms" and "Talk to a specialist" have been thoroughly covered and really they're the most important ones. Especially the latter. It really can't be overstated. When you're dealing with irrational emotions and fighting your own mind, it's imperative that you look for someone trained to deal with that sort of thing. People who have some experience with it can help too, but everybody's different and that insight won't be as valuable as the advice of someone who studies the condition for a living. There's just no substitute for a competent doctor.
 
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It's the American diet. They put way too many chemicals in the food. They also put hormone growth pills into cows, so that the cows will age faster, they want the cows to age faster so they can kill the cow and sells its meat faster. However the hormone growth chemicals stays inside the dead cows body, and then when humans eat it, it makes the small 12 year old girl age faster and grow boobs before she is suppose to have boobs, and it makes men grow women's breasts. That's why Chris has breasts, he eats too much, and he eats the American cow with the growth hormone in it. All them gmo. The American diet is killing us all.
 
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Why would you post this here? This is the worst possible website..

Anyway the hilarious feedback loop of depression is that you're depressed about something to begin with, then you start thinking about being depressed, then you're depressed because you're depressed, and so on and so on into eternity.

Now, I have the beginnings of what appears to be some sort of horrific neurological disease. Random bursts of pain in all the extremities that nobody can figure out the cause of (growing more frequent to the point it's pretty much constant), hence more doctor's appointments, hence more "huh..no clue" hence more doctors appointments until they whittle this down and tell me I have Lou Gehrig's or some horrible shit. Way this is looking I will be dead before age 50. Optimistically. I've seen this bullshit before, I know where it ends. Might be wrong but I doubt it.

"But Mr. Octopus" you ask, "what does this have to do with me being depressed?"

Answer: I'm literally decaying physically and yet I am happier than you. Lol ur a bitch
 
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Get help. I'm dead serious. There is no shame in getting help when you need it, and don't let pride or the potential judgment of others stop you.
 
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