Law Around 80,000 pages of JFK files will be released on Tuesday, Trump says

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U.S. President Donald Trump speaks to the media after attending a board meeting at the Kennedy Center, in Washington, D.C., U.S., March 17, 2025.
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WASHINGTON, March 17 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump said on Monday his administration will make public around 80,000 pages of files related to former president John F. Kennedy on Tuesday.
Earlier this year, Trump signed an executive order directing the federal government to present a plan to release records related to the assassinations of Kennedy, his brother Robert Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr.


(This story has been corrected to say Tuesday, not Tuesday morning, in paragraph 1)
Reporting by Gram Slattery; Writing by Ryan Patrick Jones; Editing by Chris Reese

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Remember watching this on TV as a kid. Remember watching Oswald's face as he was shot. Sure was something to see.

"Oh, God!"
"Get his gun!'

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Eagerly awaiting the reveal it was MIC Glowies who were afraid JFK was going to slow down the Cold War by making nice with the Soviets, and that it leads to the fact that they conspired to set up Nixon with Watergate to destroy his Presidency over the same reasons.

CIA Cover-up Alleged in JFK's 'Secret UFO Inquiry' (archive)

A story that combines UFO cover-ups with the assassination of John F. Kennedy is a gold mine for conspiracy theorists. And that's just what author William Lester says he uncovered while conducting research for a new book on Kennedy: a memo written by JFK and addressed to the CIA in which the president requests confidential information about UFOs.

In the never-before-seen, top secret memo supposedly written on Nov. 12, 1963, the president ordered the CIA director to organize the agency's intelligence files relating to UFOs, and to debrief him on all "unknowns" by the following February. Ten days later, Kennedy was assassinated.

Killed off by the CIA so he wouldn't share UFO crash retrieval and reverse engineering details with the public or Russkies. RIP.

 

[Throwing Romans]

If it doesn’t implicate the kikes it’s bullshit

 

[Pizdec]

And entire pages will be redacted.

handed out to influencers and not simply posted online for the public to see. And once it is published, it'll be free to download here. Time moves forward, nothing really changes.

 

[Mullet Man]

 

[dvorak]

Verse 348 of the Dhammachudda

I get that this is a meme, but so much of Buddhist schlock is basically just suicide bait -- strips away all meaning, purpose, and care for anything in life; it's an ideology of ultimate defeat & resignation.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

I get that this is a meme, but so much of Buddhist schlock is basically just suicide bait -- strips away all meaning, purpose, and care for anything in life; it's an ideology of ultimate defeat & resignation.

I'll be honest I was just trying to find a verse I could heavily edit into saying "Nothing ever happens" over and over.

 

[dvorak]

I'll be honest I was just trying to find a verse I could heavily edit into saying "Nothing ever happens" over and over.

You're alright champ; it's just a personal quibble of mine. I made the mistake of getting wooed by mysterious eastern religion at one point of my life and feel incredibly retarded for falling for the bit; don't want other people to get the idea that it's somehow profound.

 

[Burd Turglar]

And it will all be full of redactions that have been unredacted for decades. Trump fucked yall again.

 

[BigPeanut]

It will be a nothingburger and if it isn't does it matters? anyone involved is long dead, nobody is going to jail for this.

An entire race and two government departments were responsible and are still around and guilty of it.

 

[The Last Stand]

WASHINGTON, March 17 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump said on Monday his administration will make public around 80,000 pages of files related to former president John F. Kennedy on Tuesday.
Earlier this year, Trump signed an executive order directing the federal government to present a plan to release records related to the assassinations of Kennedy, his brother Robert Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr.

If I Ctrl-F and find "Marilyn..."

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

If I Ctrl-F and find "Marilyn..."

My sources say that new Marilyn nudes are NOT part of the release. Sorry, man.

 

[GloryHole Stalker]

My sources say that new Marilyn nudes are NOT part of the release. Sorry, man.

Not a big deal, she did plenty of nudes before she ended up getting railed by every greasy jew movie producer in Hollywood.

 

[BulkForceFive]

What exactly do people think will turn up now, sixty years later? If you are a conspiracy theorist, do you believe that the CIA has an official payment slip for their hired assasin(s) still laying around or what? You do not leave a paper trail behind when killing a president, especially when he's part of a political dynasty.

 

[DickMain]

@LikeAStone 2.0 funny feature, you got me

 

[pwnest injun]

I don't expect them to give us the real story, but I do look forward to tearing their fake story apart.

 

[Übertroon]

I think it's more complicated than that. My money for a long time has been on the actual killshot coming from the Secret Service in the motorcade with JFK...and it being an actual accident, with the shot fired in response to a shot ringing out from the book depository.

Under this theory, Jack Ruby is required to kill Oswald and that's the coverup, and it starts because any competent defense at trial would find out via the discovery process that the trajectories give (at minimum) reasonable doubt that Oswald's bullet did the job. The trial would have been a mess, people would have still said the Secret Service did it on purpose, and so on.

I'm only putting this in writing because I'd like the credit if I'm right. If it really is just the "official story" for 80k pages, oh well, it was a longshot (pun intended).

Not likely.
This theory stems from people misunderstanding bullet physics.

People who've never seen a person shot are confused because JFK's brain splatters all over the back of the limo in the direction of Oswald. They think intuitively that all the brain matter and skull fragment would travel in the same direction as the bullet. So the kill shot has to come from the front.

If you've ever seen a head or big fruit get shot you would know that it opens like a flower towards the direction the bullet came from. The force of the impact has to release somewhere, and the easiest place to escape is the part just opened by the bullet. This creates a mess at the point where the bullet hits, and leaves a clean little bullet sized hole where the bullet exits. Unless you're using hollow point that is, but Oswald was using completely normal Carcano rifle rounds.

 

[Traummaschine]

Is this gonna be like the epstein files that were on Pam bondis desk? Please for the love of God, I can't handle these nothingburgers anymore.

The difference is that Trump actually want the JFK files to be released.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

If it doesn’t implicate the kikes it’s bullshit

I guess they already asked the FBI and CIA to shred all the files that mention their part.

 

[Angry Alt Right Nerd]

Remember that time they were going to release juicy Epstein classified information about the child rapist pedo ring and they rickrolled you instead? Truly the party that cares about protecting children from predators.