DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So tomorrow we get the Bridgeport brothers taking shrooms to defeat the evil pppowser and his sidekick toadski. Funnier will be what Triple P(you know the drill) and Warski plus Gundam will reveal on friday. I mean we can get what Phil wrote in Kick chat but DM's will be like a stab to the heart (but I bet Phil will just "Never happened" about it)
 
Wow. Some of the repressed Kino rage leaking out.

“Ubisoft doesn’t know Japanese culture!” screams man who’s never been to Japan.

“They don’t like being criticised! They should face criticism like adults!” shouts man who banned over 100 users from his chat in the last 24 hours.

“You fucking idiots don’t know how to run a business!” yells the alcoholic with no friends from his spare room.

He’s bizarrely angry about this. I think the angers leaking out.
 
Well considering he lives in a liberal shithole city and state, I can only imagine there are countless illegals driving with no license or insurance and they aren't being punished, so I doubt Phil would be.
That's not how two-tier policing works. Then again pigroach luck would override anarcho-tyranny in his case.
 
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I give Disco Elysium 90 minutes at most since some dent donated it to him. He'll look especially grumpy at them talking about how the alcohol has ruined Harry's life and quit the second the ugly ginger kid calls him a faggot.
It doesn't matter because that's the best part of the game and also coincidentally completely accurate to him: he's an alcoholic and small ugly ginger British kids call him faggot online all the time.

edit: the mirror reveal part when you first see his face is hopefully going to be one of those penultimate moments we all love.
 
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It doesn't matter because that's the best part of the game and also coincidentally completely accurate to him: he's an alcoholic and small ugly ginger British kids call him faggot online all the time.
Also, shown up by an Asian man at almost every turn of his professional life.

Also, intimidated by a/all black man/men, to comedic effect.

Also, prone to delving too deeply into his own delusions.
 
It's... Unfortunate (or maybe some other word) that DSP being such a public figure and being so extremely unlikeable means all of his worst qualities (I struggle to think of any good ones) are always on display to the public and his mannerisms, ego and even names/branding (The King of Hate) consistently compell people to get extremely MATI about him and his existence. PPP did mention that he basically does everything he can do deliberately bring on the trolling though and it's very true.
He gets away with the dislikeable hateable personality he has, because he only just stays in one room and streams videogames. Phil isn't some special case in society. There are plenty of people like Phil that are just bad people, they are just able to hide it easily because they don't stream themselves daily.

That is the only reason someone like him gets by and overlooked. There's a lesson there with what others have said that PP brought to attention, that until you actually follow him and actively keep up with the things he does and says, you won't understand it. I'd imagine you get ground zero treatment when you are directly dealing with him.

This goes back to when KC popped up and how many of the tourist just didn't get it and followed suit of "He just play videogame bad and low IQ". The fact he's not a freakshow doesn't deserve attention is some dismissing stuff for someone like Phil.
You really start to understand why someone can not like someone enough to call them a faggot and to kill themselves because it's easier to do than write 10k+ pages and 100's of hours of video on the guy.
Or you can just dismiss it like every other lazy asshole who wants to come into discussions about him.
 
He gets away with the dislikeable hateable personality he has, because he only just stays in one room and streams videogames. Phil isn't some special case in society. There are plenty of people like Phil that are just bad people, they are just able to hide it easily because they don't stream themselves daily.

That is the only reason someone like him gets by and overlooked. There's a lesson there with what others have said that PP brought to attention, that until you actually follow him and actively keep up with the things he does and says, you won't understand it. I'd imagine you get ground zero treatment when you are directly dealing with him.

This goes back to when KC popped up and how many of the tourist just didn't get it and followed suit of "He just play videogame bad and low IQ". The fact he's not a freakshow doesn't deserve attention is some dismissing stuff for someone like Phil.
You really start to understand why someone can not like someone enough to call them a faggot and to kill themselves because it's easier to do than write 10k+ pages and 100's of hours of video on the guy.
Or you can just dismiss it like every other lazy asshole who wants to come into discussions about him.
We also learned the Kino tourists are as dented and retarded as the Phil Wheelchairs
 
I've been saying this shit to people for like a decade and the amount of people who deny it has been ridiculous. They think you're telling them that phil burnell is the ultimate Andy Kaufman puppet master who's molded every striation within the vortex by hoof and socially engineered the detractor community into existence so that he can live a life of sweet sweet begging.

No niglet he just knows how to annoy people and leans into provoking them as often as he can. I'm glad folks are coming to accept he's not always that ignorant because then you acknowledge his feigned ignorance makes him even slimier.
UH WRONG! DSP just said the vortex (he doesn't say "autism vortex" because he's a pussy) is created by everyone else and he doesn't engage with drama!

We're hitting a 2 hour prestream. I don't give a fuck that he only starts talking 30 minutes after the stream start, that counts as the prestream.
 
We also learned the Kino tourists are as dented and retarded as the Phil Wheelchairs
I mean... the beginning of the KC arc was pretty embarrassing with some retards unironically emptying their wallets to Phil, yes. (Null also played a part in this) But at least KC is legitimately a good show. Phil was always shit.
 
I honestly want to see this flabby, retard faced mongoloid cry, just because it will be funny. Phil is an irredeemable narc pathological liar who deserves everything coming to him. He uses even his fucking parents as emotional currency fuck he even lied/insinuated that they were terminal for more donations. That is beyond fucked up, hell he asked his month for 10 grand to cover his state taxes which he did not fill in when she retired. I understand it if it is a wedding gift but he went to CT purely to get money from his parents, at least they had him do a shotgun wedding.
 
I honestly want to see this flabby, retard faced mongoloid cry, just because it will be funny. Phil is an irredeemable narc pathological liar who deserves everything coming to him. He uses even his fucking parents as emotional currency fuck he even lied/insinuated that they were terminal for more donations. That is beyond fucked up, hell he asked his month for 10 grand to cover his state taxes which he did not fill in when she retired. I understand it if it is a wedding gift but he went to CT purely to get money from his parents, at least they had him do a shotgun wedding.
As shitty as a person Phil is I don't think people should go after his parents because he's a piece of shit I've seen people directly try to get in contact with his parents or cousins and its fucking dumb, "did you know Phil did this?" What the hell are they supposed to do ground him lmao. If anyone needs to take Phil to task it is the IRS
 
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