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REGENDarySumanai said:
This is cultural defilement, plain and simple. Not even the Japanese are going to like it.
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They're already aware.
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It would be fitting if a title in the series that allowed them to push into the big leagues were to end up being the final blow in killing the company. It can't come soon enough, Ubisoft represents the worst amalgum of troonegrolatry and corporate greed in the gaming landscape. Ubislop's continued existence is a blight upon us all.
 
Jace on ice said:
Lady Oichi is Oda Nobanaga's sister by the way and a women heavily coveted by Hidyoshi. Yes Ubisoft made Yasuke sleep with one of the most prominent and important nobelwomen of that time period.

Very subtle Ubisoft, fuck you.
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To add to this, her children became bigger deals down the line, one of them became empress. I know the reality is the devs are lazy and just making shit up so if I didn't know better, this looks like a kang moment.
 
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SIMIΔN said:
No one has posted Mortimisal's review yet, and he doesn't recommend it,

Concerning things I've noticed 10 minutes in
  • The difficulty is a joke Super Easy, Very Easy, Normal, Normal+
  • Microtransactions are everywhere, and effect gameplay.
  • Performance is bad, but may improve with drivers
Notable things
  • Yasuke is only introduced late in the story.
  • Enemies scale with your level, skill system is complex.
  • Time passes, and seasons change.
  • Some missions can only be played by one character.
  • If you mess up, then guards will kill on site for a season, forcing you to swap characters.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HVYv885zx9c
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Wow, this retarded faggot actually didn't like a game, for once? Color me shocked. It must be insanely awful bad, then.
 
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HoodRatRapsCrap said:
Oh guys, what do I see? But a return to form for my AC!

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These niggers actually gonna try and drop this shit twice? I understand they're trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator but surely even normies have some pattern recognition, right?
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Elderly Homosexual Negro said:
Scrolling through xitter and it's full of "gaming journalists" and full on niggers gloating about the game getting high ratings and the racists being wrong etc... the sheer cope over this piece of shit game is almost impressive. Imagine thinking a game getting a high rating in 2025 means anything.
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The fuckin' game could be rated the best the industry has to offer, but if people don't buy it, it doesn't amount to fuck all.
 
Is this the "game" that finally kills off Ubisoft? I don't think there's some UE "le pedophilic arts assosiasión per Les ethnic replacement of ze white people's" bureocrat group that's going to bail them out since there's no more USAID right? Please tell me something is actually going to happen and these french faggots are finally going to find out.
 
HAHAHA OF COURSE THEY'RE GOING WITH THE WEIRD INTERRACIAL CUCK SHIT! Who is she gonna cheat on with Yasuke the Bull? Asai Nagamasa? Hashiba Hideyoshi? Shibata Katsuie?
 
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