Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Serious question: you've seen Colton's nudes (if you haven't, they're in the OP so please look it's relevant to what I'm about to ask); would you fuck him? If yes, please explain what parts of his anatomy you find arousing. I'm morbidly curious.

too old
so no

 

[3MMA]

I just reread the OP, haven’t read it since the initial gay op gone wrong dropped. (It was still a nice & fine read, btw, had good flow.) Unfortunately, I saw Colton’s nude form, in full. Two words come to mind, two inescapable words:

An extreme case of ballsack pussylips. Man.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

too old
so no

He's mentally 13 years old. Does that make a difference?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

He's mentally 13 years old. Does that make a difference?

And physically mexican, that's another important point

 

[PositiveMonk]

too old
so no

I really hope that's not the only issue. His age should be a very important issue, but the fact that he openly and proudly states he wants to rape women should probably be a more concerning issue.

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

I really hope that's not the only issue. His age should be a very important issue, but the fact that he openly and proudly states he wants to rape women should probably be a more concerning issue.

ive literally called him a wannabe rapist
who the fuck do you take me for??

 

[Glowie]

His @Saladfingy05 account is permabanned for trying to "make" a thread on glowie

His "PA" was link to my thread on Onionfarms, I drove Colton to the point that he did that. Most people here read Zrcalo's shitty PA. That groomer is STILL mad over ruining her grooming circles.

 

[Xev]

ive literally called him a wannabe rapist
who the fuck do you take me for??

So beyond his age and rapist tendencies, please tell me you are not cool with festering crotch wounds because I'm not seeing you say that

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I wonder if these women know that by refusing to date Colton they are missing out on all the delicious Wednesday night church basement dinners. I heard they let you take a plate of leftovers with you too!

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I think that getting into a relationship with an unmedicated BPD girl like that is even worse than staying single

@#FreeRoss might disagree.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Colton is being shit on by /soc/ collectively.
Oregon thread: Archive
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Someone making fun of a notorious /soc/ pedophile and colton at the same time: Archive
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"soulmate" thread (Archive also has a HPD troon): Archive
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SFW Discord: Archive
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Goth Dating Thread: Just read the archive i'm not posting all of the trolling that happened

My GodBear, that Goth Dating Thread!
It's almost an exact copy of this thread right here, complete with 'not a man, not fat' and if course 'i've never been wrong in my life.' The Coltroon Classic. They roast him almost as hard as we do.

Colton my man, do you honestly think there is some dispenser of gothic girls who you can appeal to (I demand a goth gf) and eventually you will get one? Sure sounds like belief in/praying to a 'Sky Daddy' to me!

 

[BigPeanut]

These feels like a falseflag/gayop. Someone summon that autistic retarded man and we can grill him.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My GodBear, that Goth Dating Thread!
It's almost an exact copy of this thread right here, complete with 'not a man, not fat' and if course 'i've never been wrong in my life.' The Coltroon Classic. They roast him almost as hard as we do.

Colton my man, do you honestly think there is some dispenser of gothic girls who you can appeal to (I demand a goth gf) and eventually you will get one? Sure sounds like belief in/praying to a 'Sky Daddy' to me!

Hmm... If every person who interacts with Colton can immediately tell he's a fat Mexican man it can only mean one thing.

Manajerk must have brainwashed 4chan to turn against him too!

 

[WilliamDeLaPole]

Unrelated tourist from community happenings but Nool should sell buttons that say, "I'm a victim of Kiwifarms."

 

[CornBogFitz]

Has he considered reading my thread How to Get a Goth GF

 

[The Un-Clit]

Has he considered reading my thread How to Get a Goth GF

Damn I wish you had linked this when Colton was still active here. Good shit.

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

Manajerk must have brainwashed 4chan to turn against him too!

CURSES! YOU'VE DISCOVERED MY DIABOLICAL PLAN! I HAVE BEEN FOILED ONCE AGAIN BY YOU MEDDLING KIWIS!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Not gonna lie when I heard colton was on 4chan, a SMALL part of me was like "cmon, 4 chan is anonymous, surely he could just NOT powerlevel right???"
I was proven wrong. Colton just DOES NOT get this shit.

 

[AltisticRight]

Coltroon is disgusting and fat.

 

[Bigideas McTucker]

Not gonna lie when I heard colton was on 4chan, a SMALL part of me was like "cmon, 4 chan is anonymous, surely he could just NOT powerlevel right???"
I was proven wrong. Colton just DOES NOT get this shit.

Everywhere on the internet is anonymous if you aren't a retard.