Law Around 80,000 pages of JFK files will be released on Tuesday, Trump says

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U.S. President Donald Trump speaks to the media after attending a board meeting at the Kennedy Center, in Washington, D.C., U.S., March 17, 2025.
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WASHINGTON, March 17 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump said on Monday his administration will make public around 80,000 pages of files related to former president John F. Kennedy on Tuesday.
Earlier this year, Trump signed an executive order directing the federal government to present a plan to release records related to the assassinations of Kennedy, his brother Robert Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr.


(This story has been corrected to say Tuesday, not Tuesday morning, in paragraph 1)
Reporting by Gram Slattery; Writing by Ryan Patrick Jones; Editing by Chris Reese

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Literally:

 

[UnfinishedChapstick]

This is going take months, maybe a year or two, for people to actually make a digestible compilation.


You bet. There's an entire guide for the CIA'S 201 Annex System and how to read and decipher their classified documents. I bet people are scrambling assuming they haven't changed these system.

"Chat gpt, summarize the JFK files in 100 words or less"

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

"Chat gpt, summarize the JFK files in 100 words or less"

CHATGPT: "Glowies, glowies everywhere. So many glowies, they were tripping over each other. The left hand never knows what the right hand is doing, except glowing."

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

If you point grok to the archive page, and tell it to read and summarize any new information, it tells you the data set is too large and it would take grok 6-7 months to make sense of it. Wtf. Then it tells me to read online about what other people have discovered. Surely there is a way to get an AI to speed this up.

 

[Amelia Troonheart]

If you point grok to the archive page, and tell it to read and summarize any new information, it tells you the data set is too large and it would take grok 6-7 months to make sense of it. Wtf. Then it tells me to read online about what other people have discovered. Surely there is a way to get an AI to speed this up.

Feed it the files individually and ask it to summarize, I guess. I've done that with some of the 30 page ones to see if I wanted to read it right away or set it aside to come back to later.
Potentially you could combine 10 or however many files into one PDF and feed it that.
I think it would just have to be in chunks.

 

[Mondo Slight]

If you point grok to the archive page, and tell it to read and summarize any new information, it tells you the data set is too large and it would take grok 6-7 months to make sense of it. Wtf. Then it tells me to read online about what other people have discovered. Surely there is a way to get an AI to speed this up.

6-7 months would be speeding it up.

 

[Farmer9876]

Why Kennedy bust made of poo?

 

[Starved Artist]

Why was the CIA so incompetent vs Cuba?

It's not incompetence. For a brief moment, they were trying not to make things worse. Too many cooks in the kitchen, that sort of thing.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Looking forward to seeing a fuckton of people suddenly decide releasing the JFK docs is a bad thing and curting the Our the Our Democracy.

And they'll probably sing the same song about the Epstein files.

 

[Fapcop]

including the disclosure of sensitive personal information like the Social Security numbers of people who were still alive, the people said.

Gotta love how millions of illegals work with fake or stolen SSID numbers, how you can buy one for like five bucks on the darkweb.

But then simultaneously they try to do this fake as fuck SSID outrage with Trump and Musk.

”E-Elon may get access to YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!!”

”Theres just no way we can release these files! They contain the SSID number of a handful of people in their 90ies!”

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I wrote a bit of a theory in the US politics megathread about what may have happened:

The CIA was engaged in so many simultaneous and conflicting clandestine programs that one or more of them accidentally got involved in shooting the president.

lmao you don't "accidentally" the President of the United States, much less JFK who was probably the most popular President of his time in recent US history, I don't care how many glow ops the agency is juggling, it was not an accident by any stretch.

 

[Fapcop]

Why was the CIA so incompetent vs Cuba?

Or was it the Cubans who were competent?

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Or was it the Cubans who were competent?

We can safely rule out Latino competence as a factor.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Why Kennedy bust made of poo?

h1b replacement

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Always remember that JFK deserved to be shot, he became President via ballots being falsified and also he abandoned our allies to Communism.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Wait, you mean you people seriously believe what it says in these files? Didn't you see the disclaimer that says all that information is made up for entertainment purposes only?

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

A kitty named George H.W. Bush

I love that they have the memo from when Bush Sr. called in a false flag report to the FBI on a guy named James Parrott, saying he heard him making threats against JFK. The best part of that call wasn't him trying to lead the FBI on a goose chase, it was how he lied to them about when he stayed at the Dallas Sheraton (a block from the assassination). He told the FBI he was going to be staying there that night, when in fact we know now that he was checked in before the assassination.

Now why on earth would such an upstanding member of the CIA try and establish a false alibi?

 

[Annie Leonhart]

Nothing ever happens.

 

[Sooty Soot]

Literally:

It's very telling that normies stole the simplest and most dumbed down meme template from the sharty then spun it to fit their gay faggy amerimutt politics
Now give me my puzzle pieces

 

[Curious Lurker]

This is going take months, maybe a year or two, for people to actually make a digestible compilation.

Just Cntrl+F "We did it"