Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[A_right_horrorshow]

"You see those tats we got you? Those are eternal, just like our bond #WolfpackOfThree #Valkyrie ".

Nick basically had April as a docile pet at the second house drip-feeding her false hope in the form of Pawverbs-esque platitudes, drugs and pseudo-intellectual legal advice.........one may expound on this and theorize that Nick deliberately ruined her to the point she's mentally and socially unmarketable, but her bird-brain interpreted it as deep affection.

I think she also posseses a low level of cunning people don't give her enough credit for. She strikes me as one of those chicks that will crunch the numbers when she intentionally gets with a shitbag of "How long can I bleed resources until my vapid hollow nature or magpie like brain will zero in on a shiny new penis with MORE resources? And how easy will it be to paint myself as a victim of the last penis and appear vulnerable to new penis?'

Like when she broke up *CORRECTION* Capitalised on the collapse of Aaron's marriage to get with him, Probably spun him tales of woe and Aaron being dumb as a bag of rocks put on his ill fitting tinplate armour to ride to her rescue.

Along comes Nick with more YouTube clout, a spare cuckcave she could move into with all the money, cocaine and spaghetti-o's a growing slut could ask for. But most importantly she now gets to use her tried and tested "Hewp, save me from my nasty ex" ingratiation tactic that's allowed her to leapfrog her way to comfort and zero responsibilities successfully so far.

Unfortunately for her Nick also posseses her brand of low level cunning for manipulation and isn't as half as dumb as Aaron. His marriage certainly isn't ending for a Minnesota 4. She's a community theatre acting level of liar but she's up against a professional liar who's been honing his craft a lot longer than she has.

His hardcore fans will immediately dismiss any "Nick is an abusive man" sob story as a bitter woman trying to destroy their heroes reputation.

Everyone else will just say "Well duh retard"

 

[StannisTheMannis]

He absolutely should get the RO, he needs it if he ever plans to send a C&D to Nick.
Which I would assume he eventually will have to do, especially if he really thinks he can get back into Radio.
He cannot keep feuding with his gay ex-lover forever. No legit company will accept that kind of PR disaster as a constant companion.

In the real world this feuding doesn't register on the Richter scale. The last thing Nick and his ego want is the Qover lore going mainstream, especially in a starving radio industry. When all the legal shit is settled, a steady-streaming/on-radio Aaron will have the metaphorical bully pulpit over a non-streaming, on-probation Nick.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Not Rekieta but I thought it was.
Saw this clickbait thumbnail suggestion and I jumped

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E: He fucking called it WEIRDest too god I swear I thought it was Rekieta.

I almost clicked on that too thinking the same thing... Washed up youtuber and drugs a unique look perhaps AI could be used for good give it a picture with the prompt "will this person be doing drugs soon?"

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

tl;dr it's still winter, the corn hasn't even been planted yet.

I'm trusting the plan, we will have a three time consecutive LOTY winner. My mans cooking, training hard, strategizing - he'll outtard the competition.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s also not streaming because he’s boring and terrified of streaming sober.

No he’s not streaming because he’s fearful he’s going to get found out he is fucked up in something. He’s terrified he’ll be found out again.

The last thing Nick and his ego want is the Qover lore going mainstream, especially in a starving radio industry.

Alex Stein seems to be doing his best bringing up Rekieta and Aaron randomly

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Like when she broke up Aaron's marriage to get with him, Probably spun him tales of woe and Aaron being dumb as a bag of rocks put on his ill fitting tinplate armour to ride to her rescue.

April didn't break up Aaron's previous marriage, but she did jump to Aaron while she was still in a relationship with another guy. Aaron and Mrs. Toe #1 were divorced by the time April started sniffing around.

I'll be interested if Nick does go to hackamania, and what the reception to him really is. Aaron's claimed that the potential felony was cooling radio stations on him (yeah no shit), but now that has seemingly gone away... It would be super funny if Aaron announced his big return to radio just before hackamania. Because then:

• Aaron would have gotten his slap on the wrist wrt Kayla
• Nick would have his guilty plea
• Big Toe comeback news

I honestly don't know if Nick could handle all that, much less getting snaked by a fat retarded hunchback troll and his merry band of idiots. I mean if he does, I can't wait for Nick to give himself another black eye, and for people to share the photographic ebidence.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

April didn't break up Aaron's previous marriage, but she did jump to Aaron while she was still in a relationship with another guy. Aaron and Mrs. Toe #1 were divorced by the time April started sniffing around.

I'll be interested if Nick does go to hackamania, and what the reception to him really is. Aaron's claimed that the potential felony was cooling radio stations on him (yeah no shit), but now that has seemingly gone away... It would be super funny if Aaron announced his big return to radio just before hackamania. Because then:

• Aaron would have gotten his slap on the wrist wrt Kayla
• Nick would have his guilty plea
• Big Toe comeback news

I honestly don't know if Nick could handle all that, much less getting snaked by a fat retarded hunchback troll and his merry band of idiots. I mean if he does, I can't wait for Nick to give himself another black eye, and for people to share the photographic ebidence.

Ah yeah that's right, she discarded previous dick for bootleg O+A Aaron then thought Nick was a trade up but the overall pattern is always seems to be "My current/ex is so abusive, not like you at all. . .oh hello new dick. . .my ex was controlling"

Regarding "Hackamania" imagine the "Stop hitting yourself Tard!" rage that Ape could bring to the world if the event opened with the bodycam footage.

Sigh a farmer can but dream.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Like when she broke up Aaron's marriage

This misinformation keeps being repeated despite it being corrected dozens of times, often multiple times in the same week. Coming up with elaborate theories based on minimal research isn’t helping.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

This misinformation keeps being repeated despite it being corrected dozens of times, often multiple times in the same week. Coming up with elaborate theories based on minimal research isn’t helping.

I know, my fault, It was her partner she dropped as soon as Aaron became available. I need to read up on the trial and tribulations of the lives of sluts next time, I apologise.

 

[carl9987]

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he looks baked as fuck.... man that's why they called him harry POTter I guess

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

In the real world this feuding doesn't register on the Richter scale. The last thing Nick and his ego want is the Qover lore going mainstream, especially in a starving radio industry. When all the legal shit is settled, a steady-streaming/on-radio Aaron will have the metaphorical bully pulpit over a non-streaming, on-probation Nick.

You forget that Aaron's aLogs already went as far as trolling the owner of his Gym and sending in fake domestic violence warnings against Aaron to the boxing association.

If Aaron gets a new job and his gay feud is still ongoing they will totally write to his new employer and all advertisers sponsoring that radio station.
It might be "small" on a public scale, but for a small Minnesota radio station having this retard bring this gay feud with him might as well be the nail in the coffin.
The Aaron aLogs will absolutely instigate some retard harassment campaign against anyone who hires Aaron.

And Nick is sitting there whipping them onward with Superchats.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Aaron addressed an adjacent mini-mystery on his show tonight. I haven't seen it clipped. It's at 1:25:49.

The TLDR:

• He thinks there are ties between the person who runs Fox9 (or someone influential there) and Nick's parents via charity connections. He mentions Twitter messages exchanged between a member of Nick's family and someone at Fox9. (Off memory, the charity would be either the MN Zoo or MakeAWish - Bob & Celeste have donated quite a bit.) This was the reason for their negative coverage of Aaron.

I don't care that this is all retarded, from now on I 100% believe it anyway. The Minnesota Zoo Mafia is real

 

[Vibralldo]

he looks baked as fuck.... man that's why they called him harry POTter I guess

From Harry to Johm Potter

 

[Sneed Force One]

Luke 18:25 - "For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."

It's a shame Nick's multiple pansy ass Evangelist pastors never disciplined Nick in the virtue of temperance.



"My current income" you mean your parents' income, the people who actually made something of themselves, right Nick?

 

[Swole McPole]

She really did work Nick well. April seems like a boring husk with as little personality as she has tits, but Nick worships her to this day while she tattles to the cops.

It used to be that if you had a younger woman who'd cough to the police that she got her cocaine from you -- whether she paid for it or just traded sexual favours -- a supply charge was an absolute certainty.

With April and Aaron's statements, acknowledging that Nick was their supplier, a conviction would have been a certainty too. He's fortunate that attitudes towards drug use have changed in the last twenty years or so. In the 90's, he'd have definitely been looking at jail time.

 

[Dee Reynolds]

You forget that Aaron's aLogs already went as far as trolling the owner of his Gym and sending in fake domestic violence warnings against Aaron to the boxing association.

If Aaron gets a new job and his gay feud is still ongoing they will totally write to his new employer and all advertisers sponsoring that radio station.
It might be "small" on a public scale, but for a small Minnesota radio station having this retard bring this gay feud with him might as well be the nail in the coffin.
The Aaron aLogs will absolutely instigate some retard harassment campaign against anyone who hires Aaron.

And Nick is sitting there whipping them onward with Superchats.

Agree. Aaron doesn’t stand a chance at any real career in the public eye (or ear) again.

 

[Sloppa]

what we know of rekieta thus far.

>coomer brain
>into hard drugs
>sensitive about his body, possible body dysmorphia
>into weird tattoos, starting to put them near his dick area

this is the beginning of the rekieta troon arc. whether the troon arc will cause the divorce is still in development.

100%.
What I predict: he will get off with a slap on the wrist, learn absolutely nothing, Kayla will sober up and kick him out of Balldo Manor, April will become Lady Rackets, April will desperately attempt to get knocked up and drooling junkie nicky will fall victim to the widely documented: "pregnant partner - troon pipeline", she will enable his collapse into full on dick-chop transvestitism. Talk him into getting married, then promptly leave him for the next niche micro celebrity.
In a year or two, we will see nick at some horrific pride parade, a gaudy neon balldo on his bare scrotum, his fake tits flapping in the breeze.

Spoiler: NSFW

I mean the GOP and MAGA conservatism has fallen so far that Tranny Lawyer Nick Rackets might be better for his career, he could be the flamboyantly homosexual token for some astroturfed influencer, when they get heckled for being racist for allocating another $8 billion Israeli arms package to murder little brown people; Tranny Balldo could slap back with

"how many arab dicks do I gotta suck before you stop calling us racist?"

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Luke 18:25 - "For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."

It's a shame Nick's multiple pansy ass Evangelist pastors never disciplined Nick in the virtue of temperance.

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"My current income" you mean your parents' income, the people who actually made something of themselves, right Nick?

When you have to start bragging about "your" (parentheses in Nick's case since it's not his) income, you have already lost the argument.

 

[Swole McPole]

In the real world this feuding doesn't register on the Richter scale. The last thing Nick and his ego want is the Qover lore going mainstream, especially in a starving radio industry.

Somebody was just talking about the point at which they decided Wil Herren might not be everything that he seemed. For me, it was around about the same time, but the catalyst was different. It was exactly this: if he's a REAL TV presenter, what the fuck is he doing devoting so much time and energy to this stupid story? It's a one paragraph and done, 'News of the Weird' story for most media. It's not scandalous enough and the backstory is too long and convoluted for anyone to give any kind of a fuck about it.

At the time, I was convinced he couldn't have a proper career in media, or that he was on his way out and nobody was going to rehire him so he was attempting to do a Tucker/Don LeMon pivot to YouTube and so was experimenting with stories that the terminally online might follow.

Now though, I just think he's getting high with Nick and he's banging Kayla

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick isn’t going to hackamania. The entire point was so he could do a victory lap when Aaron got a felony conviction. He’ll claim family stuff prevented him from going.

Damn cops keep sneaking into the house to rub cocaine in his child's hair.