DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
phil is mentally insane, the whole "I was merely pretending to be retarded" story is some next level galactic cope, the way he behaved, got exposed and even used his wife for personal gain would never add up to his stupid ass retcon, there is no turning back, the dents should pay to get him locked up inside bellevue forever.
 
I’ll keep it real—DSP is a terrible husband.
Let's be honest here: Khet was never meant to be Phil's "wife." She cleans the house, apparently works a job so she pitches in extra money, and very rarely cooks (if at all). Remember, when DSP was glazing the fuck out of his soulmaid, the first thing he brought up was that she loved to cook and clean. Nothing about her personality, nothing about how they met, no lasting memories or hopes for a future with her. She's just added security; a ring for free room and board. He's playing the role of an adult, and in Phil's warped mind, real adults get married.

He has no intention of having children, has no future with her, and seems to put his job over their relationship. In that way, he reminds me of WingsofRedemption and his sham marriage to his fat ass wife. It's very much alike, except that Wings is pretty blatant about how much he clearly despises his wife, admitted that he married her just for the health insurance, and wants to make her as much of a depressed slob as he is. In Phil's case, he tries to make his marriage look more amazing than it actually is, likely to lie to himself.
 
Phil’s super secret plan to FELT the Kino Casino:
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