DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fire Walk With Me]

I've been keeping up with Phil since the first TIHYDP dropped on /v/ and knew he was a retard ever since, I just didn't know he was THIS retarded holy shit. He's tying his own noose and using it David Carradine style to pleasure his own ego before the final big bang lol.

 

[PieceofShet]

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

This is Phil's rock-solid proof that Andy (still) does coke


Edit: speaking of Andy...

 

[Comma]

What DSP is doing now, showing these DMs, is 100% pure panic mode.

This is backed up by the fact that DSP created these leak folders and files starting on March 17th, showing this wasn't a months-long scheme like DSP is claiming.



EDIT: Ah, @PieceofShet already pointed this out. I'm late and gay.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Go back to the Frank Hassle stuff, he claims Kino wanted him to turn up at his house. The message only says that Frank wants to do an interview with him on their show.

He's lying on stream with the message showing the truth in the background. The balls of this guy.

These messages are cut to hell and he is moving real quickly on certain ones this is so pathetic.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Gonna need a Renton wellness check after Friday

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He is a loner who leaves his house for 2-3 hours a week saying PPP is lonely and he feels sorry for him... What the fuck.

This is why Phil is married and portrays himself as a Mature Adult.

 

[A Guy™]

"PPP had an idea for me to make Steve the villian of the DSP universe and do a stream where we debate a random topic and play a game against each other each week for content how stupid is that?"

I duno DSP sounds like some normal online content where you just do stuff for people to have fun with.

Lmao he thinks Keem likes him for real

Great Job Dave, instead of being in on the joke now you're still doing to exact same thing except now you get none of the money. This show is a fucking disaster.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Take a shot everytime he said a variation of "Demonstrably false" "That's weird" or "Gay. "

 

[neger psykolog]

Andy being Phil's gaming soulmaid soulmate was another part of Phil's gigamind plan. Holy cope, just come out of the closet already.

I think DSP is vastly confused in that guy relationships are gay as fuck. Guy friends fuck around with each other and tussle with them a bit and do practical jokes and mess around with each other and shit like that.

It's very obvious DSP has never had real guy friends. DSP keeps playing up the "they're gay" shit because he just doesn't understand it and PPP is 100% spot on that DSP is so desperate for affection and friends that he will not only do anything but he misreads the room entirely.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

We are only in March, and we've just got the #1 DSP moment of the year.

This stream is truly something special. Phil's a true 220.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

New Ralph tweets dropped, if anyone has a sock account try to get him on. Never mind he said no as I was typing this.

Added to the other Ralph post:

Spoiler

Guess who wants to be on TL666P
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He's teasing dropping the links now

 

[Rusty Truknuts]

This is absolutely fucking wild. He really thinks he's owning them. Like, really REALLY thinks he's owning them. Nobody in their right mind is buying any of this. "PPP invited me out to Florida cus he's a bigger mark than me!" No Phil, they wanted to get you out of your house for once and film you doing something irl. "I said no, so then he offers to pay for muh waife too cus he's lonely and wants a friend to talk about wrestling with!" Jesus christ you're so fucking stupid Phil it hurts me.

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

He claims he's going to drop the link to the complete logs. Get ready to download if he isn't lying.

 

[Punished Jenna]

It's very obvious DSP has never had real guy friends.

Well he did have Rambo, but I've always felt that that relationship was suspect.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

"If he really is sick."

Just fucking die, Phail. Become compost.

 

[neger psykolog]

TLDR: DSP says he is almost done and is just going to explain the final section which is "how it broke down".
He has revealed nothing that contradicts what PPP said. DSP hasn't shown (that I have seen) anything about Khet being sick or his parents being sick or his private zoo etc.

He's going to share the links once he is done which will obviously not include the entire chatlogs.

DSP is obviously full of shit, is being super selective in what he is showing and is trying to get ahead of PPP's Friday stream. He has failed spectacularly.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

This is absolutely fucking wild. He really thinks he's owning them. Like, really REALLY thinks he's owning them. Nobody in their right mind is buying any of this. "PPP invited me out to Florida cus he's a bigger mark than me!" No Phil, they wanted to get you out of your house for once and film you doing something irl. "I said no, so then he offers to pay for muh waife too cus he's lonely and wants a friend to talk about wrestling with!" Jesus christ you're so fucking stupid Phil it hurts me.

It really shows how sick Phil is. Trying to spin someone getting you out having fun as something negative is insanity.

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

"I was going to cut contact with them because I couldn't get anything out of them at that point"
Quiet part out loud

 

[Burl McMillan]

But what if on the next MATI Dear Leader says this was all part of his 8 month plan to get rid of the subforum and merge it with the Sektur now that DSP is part of it?