DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Buddy, you're seeing an alternate reality to everyone who watched the actual stream of what happened just a few hours ago.
I don't know what else to tell you.
He's posting in here like this is the KC thread or some shit when none of us even watch that shit besides when they are dunking on DSP. We do not care PPP and Cokeski are in the hall of fame of DSP detractors after today and we will not be accepting slander here.

He doesn't even know the timeline of events based off of his posts so I just hit that ignore button and am moving on.
 
I think it's totally in DSP's character to lie to others, including KC.
Sky blue, grass green, DSP lies. No shit, brother. That's not what's up for debate. What is (apparently) up for debate is why someone on this Earth would go to bat for Phil when he's so dishonest.
"DSP lies, only when it serves my bias." 🤣

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I think that being pignotized should be recognized as a mental disorder.
Snortnosis aaaa
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By telling RTU to his face that he's his puppet and slapped down RTU's attempts to felt him. As if Phil or any of the viewers haven't heard those things before. He handled it.
Who's RTU being a puppet for exactly? You have to be dented to think it would be Kino since they've alogged him since Ralph stopped being interesting. In reality it's Keemstar, but Phil's too infatuated at the moment to connect the dots.
RTU was trying to create an entertaining show. The mic and the arm was verbal shitposting, he was meming.
 
Boy this is the most extreme case of self-destruction I've seen on the internet save from shooting yourself or overdosing on stream holy shit. The dented king snake metaphor, being ridiculed for his setup and getting pissy at RTU because he wouldn't go along with his master plan to FELT and DESTROY KC, admitting to lying about all this horrible shit to... get out of doing a podcast that requires minimum effort on his part?? or receiving pitty from strangers on the internet? either way what an asshole.

But of course he just knew from day 1 that he was gonna get backstabbed so he spent the next 6 months meticulously making up these little lies which involve his wife and parents. The ending was especially egregious too. In his mind he came victorious once again, never did anything wrong and everyone who disagrees with him is an evil no life detractor. How the fuck does he do it? is it that whenever you live a fake life and put on a mask 24/7 you end up believing your own lies?

This guy seriously needs a psych evaluation for his own safety and this is coming from someone who's very critical of that field. 10+ years of isolation did this and with his unwillingness to go out into the real world he'll only get more deranged

Anyway, anything I could say about DSP has already been said throughout the past 30 pages so yeah kill yourself Phil I'm going to bed

(did I mention we're 2 1/2 months into 2025)
 
Do you think his drunk ass mistook the kingsnake for the king cobra? He was fucked up today, looks like he got shitfaced before he started the stream and then put some eyedropper in and hopped on.
p3 did bring up DSP fucking it up but it being more apt since the king snake uses a strong odor (piss, feces) as a defense mechanism :story:
 
The whole "this is the level 666 podcast!" and the king snake part was just painful level cringe. I didn't see that part earlier but just saw it on Kino's stream. He sounds like an 80 year old man trying to be edgy.
Fuck ralph. He needs to get cyraxx as a cohost. He's as much as chomo and wrestle tard as ralph. And big fan of that cringe "666 podcast" crap
 
I think it's totally in DSP's character to lie to others, including KC.
Let's be clear: I don't think anyone would argue with you about that. The question is one of how good a liar/actor he is, as well as how much intellect Phil has to play this sort of 4D chess he's alleging he played on KC.

Above all, based on my experience of watching Phil for over half a decade now, I think this definitely qualifies as a case where Hanlon's razor probably applies: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
 
Above all, based on my experience of watching Phil for over half a decade now, I think this definitely qualifies as a case where Hanlon's razor probably applies: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
It's even more than that. I know the bank leaks said he was buying a decent chunk of alcohol but the guy is clearly getting hammered literally every fucking night. He gets no exercise, he gets no sunlight, no fresh air, no social contact and his nutrition is shit. There's no way his brain hasn't actually devolved over time. Nigga literally has brain damage at this point.
 
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