Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

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New @aseverofficialpost.

It is interesting that Meghan still wears ex-husband Trevor’s Cartier bracelet, especially since replicas are so common now that most other fashionable rich women stopped wearing them, they’re too ubiquitous.

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Until she learns how to use a knife, Meghan should refrain from pretending to chop things up for Instagram. Also, no one should eat anything touched by a woman wearing stacked rings and bracelets - gross.

And wtf does she need all her measuring spoons for if she's just cutting up strawberries?

 

[Hubelublub]

since you can't trust Pyrex

Off topic, but please don't leave it at this. I must know more.

 

[duckling]

Wait, what?

What's going on with Pyrex?

Off topic, but please don't leave it at this. I must know more.

There are two Pyrexes. PYREX is the OG borosilicate glass variant, pyrex is made of tempered soda-lime glass. People generally think pyrex is worse but they just have different properties. PYREX has great thermal shock resistance but poor impact resistance and can shatter if you drop it. pyrex might explode in your microwave but you can possibly drop it without it exploding like a glass shrapnel bomb. Also I think the paint markings on pyrex rub off more easily.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

There are two Pyrexes. PYREX is the OG borosilicate glass variant, pyrex is made of tempered soda-lime glass. People generally think pyrex is worse but they just have different properties. PYREX has great thermal shock resistance but poor impact resistance and can shatter if you drop it. pyrex might explode in your microwave but you can possibly drop it without it exploding like a glass shrapnel bomb. Also I think the paint markings on pyrex rub off more easily.

I use my Pyrex in the microwave all the time. Great, now I have to worry about it exploding.

 

[AssignedEva]

Wait, what?

What's going on with Pyrex?

Off topic, but please don't leave it at this. I must know more.

As far as I know it's not actually yet an issue here (I just like fancy cookware), but it's something I have in mind from when it was £2 to the dollar and I used to look in shops in the States - basically they changed the glass they use and it's way more likely to shatter. Since Meghan's in the US, it's completely reasonable to avoid Pyrex.

 

[duckling]

New CDAN blind


The alliterate one was asked to go on other podcasts in the same media company and she said no. It would cheapen her brand. Huh? You did that with the waffles.

It isn’t clear if this is talking about Spotify or Lemonada but I’m assuming it is Lemonada. Does anybody know how much Lemonada signed her on for?

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2025/03/blind-item-3_19.html?m=1

 

[Hubelublub]

As far as I know it's not actually yet an issue here (I just like fancy cookware), but it's something I have in mind from when it was £2 to the dollar and I used to look in shops in the States - basically they changed the glass they use and it's way more likely to shatter. Since Meghan's in the US, it's completely reasonable to avoid Pyrex.

I might be having an ESL moment, but are you saying that US Pyrex is dodgy? Or British Pyrex is dodgy?

 

[Temu Glock Switch]

There are two Pyrexes. PYREX is the OG borosilicate glass variant, pyrex is made of tempered soda-lime glass.

The Pyrex vs PYREX situation has gotten way out of hand. It's as if a trade name like Kevlar was applied to not just woven aramids but barely related textiles like poly-cotton blends. Or applying the title of Duchess to an American divorcee.

 

[vercingotisrix]

I love how a goss topic about Meghan Markle gets derailed by discussions about Pyrex.

So yeah, is it still that US Pyrex is worse than EU Pyrex? Or has something else happened? Do I need to visit the BIFL thread again?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Cross-posting from other thread:

In their 2022 Netflix series, Meghan made a big show about how she was so traumatized by criticism that she went to pains never to read or hear what was being said about her. In one scene, she covered her eyes while she and Harry watched footage of press coverage they’d received in the UK.

Times have changed. Meghan is now sending handwritten notes to TikTokers who stand up for her. In this case, a woman who said the avalanche of negative feedback on the WLM trailer made her “scared for Meghan” got this note on a card with Meggot’s royal cypher:

“Dear Amanda, I heard you were scared. Don't be! This is the fun part — let's enjoy it.

As ever, Meghan”

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The funniest part is that this note shows that someone had the unfortunate task of telling Meghan that the logo for AE would look better without the stupid flourishes she thinks constitute “calligraphy.” (It’s not calligraphy. It’s embarrassingly try-hard with awkward and undesirable results.)

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[Hubelublub]

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That flourish, or whatever the fuck it's called, above the f in 'feeling' doesn't even line up. They didn't bother adding one to 'fun'.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That flourish, or whatever the fuck it's called, above the f in 'feeling' doesn't even line up. They didn't bother adding one to 'fun'.

Her handwriting has always displayed inconsistencies. It’s so emblematic of Meghan as a person: desperate to seem sophisticated and artistic, utterly lacking authenticity, and of dubious aesthetic value.

But of course she thinks it’s brilliant. On WLM she says she “got an A-minus in penmanship class” and said she was happy to be docked points “for a little character.” Penmanship class isn’t a thing, but the small matter of reality has never stopped Meghan the Maverick letting everyone know what a brave trailblazer she is.

Has Never would, incidentally, be a much more suitable brand name for this cow.

 

[Hubelublub]

On WLM she says she “got an A-minus in penmanship class"

Penmanship class

That's crazy, I had no idea she was 73 years old.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

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One detail on this note attracted my attention. The golden M with crown on top of it. I didn't know that duchesses are entitled to wearing a crown. Is she preparing for the unlikely event of entire Prince William family being wiped out?

On a broader topic of Meghan's Netflix show, I spent some time binge watching YT videos analyzing it, because of course I wouldn't want to watch the real thing. I don't even have Netflix subscription, and with this quality of content, I don't think I am ever going to get one.

One thing worth mentioning is that in Meghan's head, the show is mostly about teaching people how to be classy (hence overuse of the word "elevated"). This is the primary reason why it fails so horribly. We all know that Meghan has no class. Forget about fancy diagnoses, apart from being NPD/BPD and whatever else, this bitch simply never learned proper manners. That's why she thinks for instance it's normal and acceptable to correct Mindy Kaling when she says "Meghan Markle ate Jack in the Box", or talk down to her at all, as she does in this episode.

What makes it so extremely jarring, is that due to her unhinged personality, instead of acknowledging that she never learned proper manners, she acts as if she could set standards of behavior herself despite having absolutely zero credentials/expertise how to behave like a decent human being (which is basically what manners are in a nutshell).

Thanks for creating this thread. I think it will be very milky indeed, as all of this is not going to end well, due to Meghan approaching menopause and inevitable aging. Nothing is more pathetic than an ageing narcissist. In her case, it will be definitely entertaining, because even though she failed at many things, she still got way much more than she deserves.

 

[Hubelublub]

unlikely event of entire Prince William family being wiped out?

Depends on how unlikely Meghan plans it to be.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'd forgotten about that cover. It all happened so fast that this almost seems like an artefact from an alternate universe where Meghan didn't fuck everything up

>Those dead, glassy eyes
>Wild Abo
The warning signs were there from day zero. Harry should've listened to Jim and not been rama rama

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Aww nice to see Megan appreciates her favorite horse

 

[duckling]

One detail on this note attracted my attention. The golden M with crown on top of it. I didn't know that duchesses are entitled to wearing a crown. Is she preparing for the unlikely event of entire Prince William family being wiped out?

That is her royal cypher, created for her on her marriage to Harry. Continuing to use it, of course, is just as ridiculous as continuing to insist on using her title.

 

[multiverse]

One detail on this note attracted my attention. The golden M with crown on top of it. I didn't know that duchesses are entitled to wearing a crown

It's a ducal coronet, and she's the Duke's wife, so she's entitled to use it for now. Though she isn't supposed to be using her royal cypher on anything for commercial purposes per the Sandringham Agreement.

 

[AssignedEva]

That flourish, or whatever the fuck it's called, above the f in 'feeling' doesn't even line up. They didn't bother adding one to 'fun'.

Not having a flourish on all the letters isn't itself an issue, the problem is she doesn't understand what a flourish is.

The entire point of a flourish is that it's a decorative extension of a letter stroke. For most letters you're not lifting the pen off the page, so there should be one fluid stroke. If you look at the direction the strokes are going in an "f":

Upstroke at the start, loop into the descender, then upstroke to cross the "f". The flourish at a start of a word would normally be a decorative embellishment of that initial stroke;

Something like that, which is a fluid motion made before writing the letter. Instead what Meghan's doing is something more like this;

Where that initial swoop goes back on itself, and then the pen is lifted off the page to draw the descender, which makes no sense. That's why it looks "wrong" even if you don't know calligraphy, because the letters aren't flowing together. Except she's not even doing that, she's literally drawing random hooks on letters after writing them, without understanding why fancy writing has little swoops and swirls on it. It's the pretentious version of dotting a letter i with a heart, like how she scatters edible flowers on anything.

 

[obsdj]

That is her royal cypher, created for her on her marriage to Harry. Continuing to use it, of course, is just as ridiculous as continuing to insist on using her title.

Yeah, all the members of the royal family get a royal monogram. Even Fergie still has hers.