Assassin's Creed thread

If that's the strategy, I can't even be mad. Western studios did this to themselves, only natural for competition to take advantage of them.
It's brilliant really. China maintained its own cultural identity and is laughing their ass off while the west is devoured by Idpol. It's time for our century of humiliation at their hands, really. Command and Conquer Generals was prophetic.

More importantly, whatever the chinks decide to make will be better than what Western developers are currently shitting out.
If they can learn to optimize shit properly so it doesn't run like total ass, it'll be great. That Wukong game is fun but god damn is it optimized like shit.
 
Don't those two in KC 2 just kiss in bed and the screen goes to black?
There is explicit homo-erotic tone thru out the entire game between these two that was not present in the first game, and there is a theme of "crossing swords", with there literally being two crossed swords in that cutscene.
 
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There is explicit homo-erotic tone thru out the entire game between these two that was not present in the first game, and there is a theme of "crossing swords", with there literally being two crossed swords in that cutscene.
And can confirm. KCD starts with a visible friction between Hans and Henry: first by being a future ruler and the other being favorable by sir Ragzit despise being a peasant.
Even they fight each other with swords in a training arena, compete with archery and fists in a tavern.
Even the filler side quest when you fetch some wine and some flowers is entirely optional, but that thing makes the "brothership" bond between them.

I still can't beliebe how that's a gay option in KCD2. Like, dude.
 
a chink aaa rpg about the war of unification would be fucking amazing. add some big tits for the gooners and now we are cooking with fire
 
It's brilliant really. China maintained its own cultural identity and is laughing their ass off while the west is devoured by Idpol. It's time for our century of humiliation at their hands, really. Command and Conquer Generals was prophetic.
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Your username comes from a Japanese game that parodies Twin Peaks.
Their whole e persona is that of the "based extremist" who hates wokeshit but also fanservice and the Japanese. They're also a feminist.

The internet breeds thede schizophrenic ideologies that conflict with each other and make zero sense.
 
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"I know, it was like "uh yea so um I hated everything about this, and uh hmm, but it isn't bad because reasons.

Go away! There ain't no Assassin's Creed Shadows review and there never was!" (Slam!)

They are so desperately trying to dance around the Yasuke factor.
It makes sense when you realize they did Yasuke out of spite. The writers at Ubisoft have been seething about players preferring male protagonists since the higher ups made them add Bayek in Origins. So they made Yasuke the male choice to 'own the chuds'.
 
It makes sense when you realize they did Yasuke out of spite. The writers at Ubisoft have been seething about players preferring male protagonists since the higher ups made them add Bayek in Origins. So they made Yasuke the male choice to 'own the chuds'.
The French are so gay and effeminate it's unreal. Imported niggers are probably the only thing stopping them from having a South Korea tier birthrate.
 
It makes sense when you realize they did Yasuke out of spite. The writers at Ubisoft have been seething about players preferring male protagonists since the higher ups made them add Bayek in Origins. So they made Yasuke the male choice to 'own the chuds'.
My favorite was Ubisoft saying that Kassandra was the cannon protagonist of Odyssey, but according to the producer, something like 2/3s of the players played as Alexios, which means the majority of the player-base technically didn't even play the canonical version of the game.
 
And? Again, look what the nips are doing to western historical figures and mythology. Either everyone can do it, even if it's dumb shit or no one. The nips aren't respectful either.
Except they're not trying to pass shit off as reality and making strides towards rewriting some other cultures history.

The wiki page on Yasuke has been vandalized beyond recognition in English, the Nips locked down their own Japanese version cause of crazy fucks trying to constantly rewrite it with IP's in UK or USA.

The fact that Yasuke is the FIRST ever historical character that is the MC in an Assassins Creed game speaks for itself how much they want to push for even the least bit of justification to add a nigger in their game.

Because there's absolutely no other cultures in and around Japan that had way more influence during that time there, right such as Ainu, Okinawans, Dutch, Portugese, Chinese and Koreans, no they had to pick the only known fucking nigger in written existence because niggers are the only metric of 'diversity' these dipshit writers know.

They then proceed to write the most stereotypical, ridiculous, literally gay as fuck, oversimplified character possible with the most unlikely and ridiculous 'historical' fanfic background possible; so they tried to turn the exotic pet into a fucking Samurai.

When the nigger got caught up in the betrayal at Honno-Ji and got taken captive by Akechi Mitsuhide it was written in historical records and paraphrased by Luis Frois, the Portugese missionary in Mitsuhide's words: 'He is not Samurai, he is not Japanese, he is ignorant and a beast and does not deserve to die as Samurai' so they sent him back to the Portugese where he never, ever got mentioned again.

This speaks for itself how the opinion was about him even back then, just cause you make someone carry swords, give him a place to stay didn't make him anything other than a curiosity to flex in court.

Somehow they now decided on release of the game trailer (look up older versions of the wiki) that he was in fact Samurai just cause this Thomas Lockley retard made some fictional book and took leaps in logic to define him as Samurai, they literally willed his Samurai status into existence to justify him being in the game despite no historical records speaking of this, especially if you know that Nobunaga and his retainers wrote down the most mundane shit to happen yet never mention a foreigner being granted Samurai status?


So yeah, the Nips are right to be pissed about some fat white slag who gobbles nigger cock to go and rewrite their history IRL.
 
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