Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Asmon is far too fucking nice.


Made especially funny when Hasan went on Trash Taste of all things and is therefore far more clued in to anime than Asmon ever will be.
Sounds like a guilt spawned attack, another mark for Hassan having a library that will make Vaush blush.
 
I like that they always use ‘Asmongold lives in shit’ as an argument when it makes them look worse.

Firstly because such a guy is beating them and secondly because it’s meant as an ‘I don’t care what he says’ but if that were true they would not get mad at him.
Asmongold doesn't care about prenteding someone he is, while Hasan is obessed with his image.
 
Can't watch too many Hasan videos (not even critiques about him) because he's so insufferable but from what I've seen, the amount of times he brings up rape (or date rape) and accuses random conservative youtubers of doing it tells me it might be something he's done in the past. I have never seen someone bring up rape so randomly, even as a joke. Having that type of skeleton on his mind tells me it may be hiding in his own closet (and the brothel thing seems adjacent to that, as well as his old 'bro tip' videos about how to make women have sex with you).

(Unfortunately can't recall the video I saw, since it was a year ago, and I don't want to lose brain cells by looking for it again.)

 
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Anyone else remember the site highlight of Hasan talking about wanting to kill himself because the viewership of his IRL streams in Australia were doing poorly (by his standards)?

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Hasan had a meltdown on Discord and threatened to kill himself because his IRL stream in Australia had only 13k viewers.

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(First message refers to the petition by Drew Pavlou to deport Hasan from Australia.)

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He pushed away his normie audience and left with lifeless loser tankies. Now he is mad that people are only watching him for his dogshit political takes and leaving as soon as he starts doing anything else becuase he is just uninteresting. He is so obsessed with attention and clout, he can't imagine a world where he is irrelevant. He is not just losing his clout but his mental health too.
 
why do i find Osama bin Laden---a long-since-dead terrorist that killed thousands of my countrymen---more likable and sympathetic than Hasan, who has not actually done anything to me or anyone I know besides be a smug pseudointellectual crybully (and a brown one)
 
why do i find Osama bin Laden---a long-since-dead terrorist that killed thousands of my countrymen---more likable and sympathetic than Hasan, who has not actually done anything to me or anyone I know besides be a smug pseudointellectual crybully (and a brown one)
Osama had pricaples he dtppd by wnd new what he was talking about.

There’s a reason why in Twitch or Terrorist the smart takes were always, always the Terrorist.
 
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watching Gaysan cry about being a champagne socialist, he says he doesn't even run ads anymore. Is this another moment of cope because of Asmongold?
 
Made especially funny when Hasan went on Trash Taste of all things and is therefore far more clued in to anime than Asmon ever will be.
What does hasan know about anime? It's just one piece this one piece that. Granted modern tranime discourse is shit but still hasan doesn't know anything outside of politics. Even in politics he probably doesn't know anything outside of news propaganda which is why he has never gone on debates. That's one credit I'll give destiny, he's willing to bluff his way though anything in a way which sounds convincing, turkroach doesn't have the smartness to do that.

I also don't like asmon cause he's a smelly retarded disingenuous cockroach man. Better than hasan but still such a low bar.
 
I like the meme that he only started it because he saw some girl say that One Piece fans were ride or die.
To be completely charitable to hasan even if he doesn't deserve it, in the first trash taste episode he said he watched captain tsubasa as a child in turkey, dubbed in Turkish. But he still goes for the one piece shit which means he's grifting, even with the anime shit. I don't really mind people grifting off politics but I hate media grifters viciously, the people who endlessly try to profit off shows movies games and the like while knowing fuck all about them. Hasan should just stfu and stick to the little he knows.
 
No one expects him to change values. They just expect him to live by the values he claims.

Asmongold lives by his values.
Inheriting the house because your single divorced parent died in it is probably the only path to home ownership zoomies have to look forward to, if it isn't lost to loaners first for hospice money.
 
Inheriting the house because your single divorced parent died in it is probably the only path to home ownership zoomies have to look forward to, if it isn't lost to loaners first for hospice money.
Most Zoomers could honestly just go the Streamer route if they really wanted to and get a house just fine.

That’s always been the fun thing about people complaining about the job being too easy. There is no reason, save you just not wanting to, for people jot to be a content creator. Especially those that bitch it is easy.
 
Most Zoomers could honestly just go the Streamer route if they really wanted to and get a house just fine.

That’s always been the fun thing about people complaining about the job being too easy. There is no reason, save you just not wanting to, for people jot to be a content creator. Especially those that bitch it is easy.
I see a lot, I mean A LOT of channels in the single digit viewers for popular things like Dead By Daylight. If they don't care about the money, fine, because they definitely aren't getting any. In general 90% of the viewers end up watching the top 10% of streamers, because most people equate other viewers as a mark of quality. It *is* possible for any untrained talent to rise, but there has to be a likeable(or in Hasan's case hateable) personality and talent to actually pick up and grow an audience.

I think Hasan has the social skills to build an audience, but he's also a lazy fuck and largely just siphoned viewers off his time at TYT. Asmongold grew larger from a much more niche origin, creating new ways to play World of Warcraft like the Mount-offs, and experimented with variety from there. There's a lot more to learn from baldy's rise to relevance than Hasan's.
 
I see a lot, I mean A LOT of channels in the single digit viewers for popular things like Dead By Daylight. If they don't care about the money, fine, because they definitely aren't getting any. In general 90% of the viewers end up watching the top 10% of streamers, because most people equate other viewers as a mark of quality. It *is* possible for any untrained talent to rise, but there has to be a likeable(or in Hasan's case hateable) personality and talent to actually pick up and grow an audience.

I think Hasan has the social skills to build an audience, but he's also a lazy fuck and largely just siphoned viewers off his time at TYT. Asmongold grew larger from a much more niche origin, creating new ways to play World of Warcraft like the Mount-offs, and experimented with variety from there. There's a lot more to learn from baldy's rise to relevance than Hasan's.
Its 90% watch the top .01% of streamers. You would have better odds hitting the lottery than hitting it big streaming and an extreme longshot simply getting a minimum wage salary nowadays through streaming.
 
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