DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Martys_not_smarty]

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Doo you've got a 4 year old account here you should know by now you gotta spoiler that shit.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

One of the weird things about Phail is that he's at least marginally in touch with reality. He's so insane regarding a sense of right or wrong, but he's oriented to time and space. One would think he'd have a more tenuous grasp of the real world given the size of his ego, yet he has managed to remain aware that the world exists.

Sorry for rambling. Words are hard.

Rambling? This is short and succinct around these parts.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

Thankfully DSP will never stoop to ReviewTechUSA's level. Edibles? To be happy? Pfft. This resting face is only achievable through a love for gaming, a love for his wife, a love for his cat, and a healthy appreciation for alcohol.
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Good lord... when I saw the alcohol bill in the bank leaks I remember thinking that Phil probably stops at Total Wine to get the top shelf shit, because the little princeling has an entitlement problem.

But knowing that he blew through all that money on bottom shelf? Your dollar goes way further so that must be a shit ton of alcohol. You don't even need to go to a liquor store, gin can be bought with his regular shopping.

His garage is probably brimming with empty bottles.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

next MATI stream:
"DeeEsPee...loud sigh..so I guess he had this guy...Rich from ReviewTech on and they went over the dms with the Kino Casino...
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I don't really understand this, why is Phil being mean to this Rich guy? Anyway that's the update you won't get anything out of this so don't bother watching these DSP retards don't understand that I DON'T CARE stop trying to EXPLAIN what I'm not getting here and they they won't stop shitting up my forums shitting up my streams and you just can't reason with them. They don't talk about important things like payment processors and they don't even use the term PHONEBOOKING and they get mad when I don't respect them?
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Oough....those raw oysters...sorry chat. Let's move on.

Josh sucks as a host. Naggy and low energy Not everyone is meant to do this. Thanks for the site tho!

 

[Mysterious Figure]

When do you guys think it was truly over in his life for Phil?
I believe losing PandaLee has to be it.

His life was over when he never got diagnosed with a personality disorder, got fired from multiple jobs due to personality disorder, then started nothing but feuds in the FGC. He never had a chance. He can't connect to a single person other than his wife.

 

[shekelshoah666]

DSP had to do OT on a day 1 release stream to hit the goal after all this attention on him yikes

 

[NSA]

@theralph please call DSP a nigger when you get on air with him. And don't pass out drunk beforehand, you wouldn't want to miss having the most annoying conversation of your life.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Just got home and now even Phil is saying that Gunt is gonna be co-host.

So, Phil is gonna allow a convicting felon, revenge pornographer, wife beating, rapist, unregistered sex offender pig to co-host his stream with him. Good work!

 

[lupinthethird]

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Someone was up late watching Kino Casino last night

 

[neger psykolog]

@theralph please call DSP a nigger when you get on air with him. And don't pass out drunk beforehand, you wouldn't want to miss having the most annoying conversation of your life.

Please pass out during the stream. That would be the penultimate outcome.

Actually if you can time it just right for when DSP goes onto one of his 20 minute long autistic schedule breakdowns or some boring random autistic tangent, and he doesn't even noticed you're passed out for like 10 minutes then that would be the penne-ultimate outcome.

 

[BlastMonk]

The Pigroach and the Ragepig together at last.

 

[Pickle Man]

Both atleast should jerk off together on stream.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil's first question is "do YOU have questions?"

He thought he could get RTU to apologize to him.

Dude is getting Big leagued by RTU in his own streams LMAO

RTU huge W

Okay so what the fuck is the point of having RTU in this gay little "A-HA GOTCHA KINOCUCKSINO I FELT YOU!"?

He thought Rich was going to jump in with the bashing.

HE LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING

He's really destroying the idea that he's a liar eh?

I dont understand. What was his endgame?

Retard Thanos: All this for a drop of nothing.

They are in PDFs as a sneak diss to that time ANDY WARSKI

They're a tribute to Derich

 

[Gulls on Film]

Supposedly DSP gave RTU a hard rule that he had to be sober for the stream yesterday - presumably he is going to give the same requirement to Ralph. Could DSP help Ralph with his sobriety.

That would actually be a funny and somewhat wholesome outcome of this shitshow.

Ah, because as we all know, Ralph takes even minor suggestions well and he will absolutely not start hollerin' into the void in his Mexican shack.

 

[neger psykolog]

I posted an interesting article that analyzes narcissism vs psychopathy in the DSP psychology thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/thoughts-about-dsps-psychology.35967/post-20883666

TLDR: psychopaths are less extroverted and less open to new experiences.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

next MATI stream:
"DeeEsPee...loud sigh..so I guess he had this guy...Rich from ReviewTech on and they went over the dms with the Kino Casino...
plays clip in utter silence
I don't really understand this, why is Phil being mean to this Rich guy? Anyway that's the update you won't get anything out of this so don't bother watching these DSP retards don't understand that I DON'T CARE stop trying to EXPLAIN what I'm not getting here and they they won't stop shitting up my forums shitting up my streams and you just can't reason with them. They don't talk about important things like payment processors and they don't even use the term PHONEBOOKING and they get mad when I don't respect them?
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Oough....those raw oysters...sorry chat. Let's move on.

*plays BossManJack being brutally uninteresting for 10 minutes out of spite* Now THIS is content right chaaaat?

 

[Twrx]

If DSP wore the medallion, would the curse destroy him, or would it have the opposite reaction with the curse he already has on himself?

 

[Niggernerd]

If DSP wore the medallion, would the curse destroy him, or would it have the opposite reaction with the curse he already has on himself?

They'd fuse and we'd get the burnellchu curse

 

[Nate Dingus]

I'll need a torta shop analogy from Phil to explain why letting Ralph onto his stream is a *good idea

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I need to see this happen live. I NEED TO SEE THIS SHIT LIVE