Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Hennimore said:
The absolute state of food hacks, it's never been more grim. He is now calling hot sauce on frozen nuggets a food hack, we're in dire times.
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boys evolving though only hot sauce on frozen nuggies like that's something i would eat and he claims its "fresh outta the microwave" amazing he didnt leave them out for 16 hours to cool down
 
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Hennimore said:
The absolute state of food hacks, it's never been more grim. He is now calling hot sauce on frozen nuggets a food hack, we're in dire times.
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I am honestly getting annoyed watching him, which I know, is retarded. But it just seems like he is on that final walk to the grave. I had hoped something came along and kicked him up the behind to get him moving in a better direction in his life, or at least cut down on the drinking and god knows what else he is putting in his body. But he seems resigned to his fate, or is too stupid to see it coming up to him.

Shame really, as he is not a bad person, just a fuck wit a lot of times.
 
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God is he ever outraged about a woman saying his recent Terrence poop worship videos are bad and the best he'll ever get is NAL in his fb comments. He's finally going full incel mode, with a bit of pua mixed in.
Hell he even called himself "the feminist mgtow" while hitting this pose:

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Also some classic orangutan carp lips going on lately:

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The toothless gums make it alot worse imo. Also he's lecturing us, during his 1 year dryspell, about how he's the master of picking up chicks.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I want his coin to fucking be worth millions. Just becomes the new meme coin and weird hipster fucks are buying CobraCoin talking about not only fixing their cryptocurrencies portfolio, but also helping the less fortunate and mentally ill.

Then Cobes can show us how to blow through 100K on pizza, booze, and tobacco within two weeks.
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Guaranteed death sentence for the BOY. Then again, he could survive a nuclear blast.
 
Sugriva said:
it's 100% to fuck with him and get him in trouble
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Difference is, people trusted Hawk Tuah enough to where getting rug pulled was a genuine shock for them.

Anyone who looks at a severely alcoholic aspie and thinks "I'll trust my money with that guy" is a fucking retard who deserves to lose it.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
Pretty sure he would fail as a Walmart greeter.

He would insist on wearing the dog collar, would lear at women (of-age or not), and probably find some way to fuck up, “Welcome to Walmart.” Let alone look a homeless man who crawled in from the parking lot
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I see people suggest shit like this to people on this site like Boogie or whatever, anyone--I think these jobs are actually pretty hard to get. Its not even learned helplessness but I mean you do hear it, youre competing with teenagers, elderly retirees and things like that, people who were laid off or recently lost jobs who are just applying to anything(the overskilled thing comes into play but the overskilled thing isnt always a barrier, Walmart would love to hire a recently laid off like Google employee deperate for a job to stay in whatever city) and immigrants who will do it for like $2/hr.

The only job he could get is if he lived somewhere that had one, is Amazon warehouse sorter or something because their business model is burnout->turnover. But he wouldnt be able to navigate the job application BS anyway let alone pass an interview. He got that Wendys job because he was young enough to be in job corps or whatever, I think.
Fortyone said:
God is he ever outraged about a woman saying his recent Terrence poop worship videos are bad and the best he'll ever get is NAL in his fb comments. He's finally going full incel mode, with a bit of pua mixed in.
Hell he even called himself "the feminist mgtow" while hitting this pose:

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Also some classic orangutan carp lips going on lately:

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Also he's lecturing us, during his 1 year dryspell, about how he's the master of picking up chicks.
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Where is the facebook thing? I dont use facebook or have his FB link.

He looks so funny when he makes that face. He reminds me of the cyka blyat meme thing combined with the instagram or tiktok filter where they blow up the mouth real big.

This one:photobug-interesting.gif With the Pop Cat meme:8btmhq88z5s71.jpg

I dont have anything like Gimp on my laptop or Id do it myself.
 
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I see people suggest shit like this to people on this site like Boogie or whatever, anyone--I think these jobs are actually pretty hard to get. Its not even learned helplessness but I mean you do hear it, youre competing with teenagers, elderly retirees and things like that, people who were laid off or recently lost jobs (the overskilled thing comes into play but the overskilled thing isnt always a barrier, Walmart would love to hire a recently laid off like Google employee deperate for a job to stay in whatever city) and immigrants who will do it for like $2/hr.
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he should go into business with darfliny b carving out gothic sword and axe handles for our favorite dwarfen blacksmith out of the finest sticks from casper's mythical forests
 
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Candover said:
First time in a long time he's eaten something that wasn't room temp for hours first
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I actually think it was cooled down for 24 hours. He would previously do the performative "oh its so hot fresh out the microwave" routine when he ate spicy shit in the past. Though, there was no steam coming off any of it, even when he bit into it. He also only pretended it was hot for the first bite, he shoved the rest in no problem, and the ones he "ate for the camera" at the end, as if he forgot it was supposed to be very hot. He also did a suspiciously long loop talking about his microwave blast sessions, I think this was boglim theater. Which makes it even funnier to me.
 
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