The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[Return of the Freaker]

>be me
>like unironically this fucking second....I am actually typing this shit from work right now
>in the middle of a work call with some jeet fucking mongoloid in another department trying to bully him into doing his fucking job
>can clearly hear porn playing in the background
>can also hear his fucking jeet kids fighting in the background
>he keeps going hmmmmmmmm every fucking second
>unironically want to kermit several genocides right now

No porn saar it was spooky ghost make ectoplasm on screen yisyis

 

[DSHK]

With all the talks of Ubisoft becoming victim of a hostile take-over by Tencent, all I can say is they would deserve it. If they go to the French government begging for some protectionism they should be told to fuck off and ask the Indian government instead.

In the 80s, 90s and early 00s the game industry was one where you could genuinely work your way up and build a career. It was the only creative industry that was a real meritocracy. People rightfully criticise EA, but Ubisoft mostly slips under the radar and doesn't catch nearly enough shit. They were one of the first to go into offshoring, and they went way, way further then any other company in the industry.

Ubisoft perfectly represent the ladder pulling that has raped Western Millennials, Gen Z and soon Gen Alpha across the entire corporate world. Junior roles simply don't exist outside of third-world shitholes, denying hundreds of millions of young people the beginnings of a career. We're also beginning to see those in senior roles get fired and replaced with comically unqualified third worlders too.

Cant you just lie about your exp? Thats what I did to get my first real job.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Cant you just lie about your exp? Thats what I did to get my first real job.

Since Ubishit is European - not really. Due to the retirement fund ponzi scheme European gov'ts keep an evidence of all the jobs you've worked and the duration of your employment. The best you can hope for is claim that you lived and worked in a country outside of the EU. But that's the rub, there are over a billion of Dikshits, Sukdeeps and Poojeets who have worked their entire lives outside of the EU and they'll request less money for their shitty labor than you do while lying their asses off on their resumes, so womp womp zoomer!

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

How come Ubisoft hasn't made a pajeet version of Assassin's Creed yet? All things considered, that would be an obvious one for them. You get to jump around from cow to cow, throw poop at people, get to see and smell the sights of India, etc.

Unless they just don't want people to be exposed to India that up close. Or it's some caste shit, like how dalits don't want to make a game about a kshatriya character or something.

 

[DSHK]

How come Ubisoft hasn't made a pajeet version of Assassin's Creed yet? All things considered, that would be an obvious one for them. You get to jump around from cow to cow, throw poop at people, get to see and smell the sights of India, etc.

Unless they just don't want people to be exposed to India that up close. Or it's some caste shit, like how dalits don't want to make a game about a kshatriya character or something.

Hitman 3 has a mumbai level which is exactly like that. Its pretty accurate too, your target is a creepy rapejeet who forces a woman to make out with him on camera lmao.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Hitman 3 has a mumbai level which is exactly like that. Its pretty accurate too, your target is a creepy rapejeet who forces a woman to make out with him on camera lmao.

That sounds accurate. I suspect the jeets know a game set in India will be extremely unflattering to them, that's why it's not a common setting. "Saar please do not shoot the cow saar, is sacred!"

 

[DSHK]

That sounds accurate. I suspect the jeets know a game set in India will be extremely unflattering to them, that's why it's not a common setting. "Saar please do not shoot the cow saar, is sacred!"

Its actually shocking how realistic it is

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Its actually shocking how realistic it is

Is there a train?

 

[DSHK]

Is there a train?

Yes, your other target is in a train station

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Yes, your other target is in a train station

May have to pull up a gameplay video on Youtube, I wanna see how realistic it is.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Hitman 3 has a mumbai level which is exactly like that. Its pretty accurate too, your target is a creepy rapejeet who forces a woman to make out with him on camera lmao.

I haven't played the reboot series but the original Hitman 2 has 3 missions set in India. Don't really remember much except for the fact that it involves 47 killing off a cult that's a mix of the historical Thuggee cult and the Rajneeshpuram cult.

 

[regalterry]

That sounds accurate. I suspect the jeets know a game set in India will be extremely unflattering to them, that's why it's not a common setting. "Saar please do not shoot the cow saar, is sacred!"

Also because nobody gives a flying fuck about India, their history or culture (besides unwashed hippies).

Hard to sell a game set in a locale most people are either ambivalent about, or outright hostile to.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

three hour credit roll for several hundred Indian code monkeys

Same thing happened with GTA trilogy Definitive edition.

 

[Bruce LaLiLuLeLo]

How come Ubisoft hasn't made a pajeet version of Assassin's Creed yet? All things considered, that would be an obvious one for them. You get to jump around from cow to cow, throw poop at people, get to see and smell the sights of India, etc.

There is one
https://store.steampowered.com/app/359610/Assassins_Creed_Chronicles_India/
It's a 2.5D sidescroller. I've not played it so idk if there's rape and poo, rapes probably there.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Also because nobody gives a flying fuck about India, their history or culture (besides unwashed hippies).

Hard to sell a game set in a locale most people are either ambivalent about, or outright hostile to.

Not that anyone really cares about their history or anything, but it is an exotic and almost alien locale that can make for an interesting game or movie setting. Just as long as the main characters aren't jeets. See: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

>"They're cheaper, lets outsource everything to them."
>"Ok their work product is shit and their culture is worse but even if we have to put 2-3 of them on a project for each American we're still way ahead."
>100+ Indians for each American
>Final product is still complete garbage

H-1Bs in a nutshell, heh.

 

[biggacracka]

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>"They're cheaper, lets outsource everything to them."
>"Ok their work product is shit and their culture is worse but even if we have to put 2-3 of them on a project for each American we're still way ahead."
>100+ Indians for each American
>Final product is still complete garbage

H-1Bs in a nutshell, heh.

SAAR PLESE UNDERSTAND I'M FUCKING INDIAN, LITERALLY FUCKING INDIAN YOU BLOODY BASTARD BENCHOD BITCH

 

[Sheikh]

According to prophetic tradition, the second course of the welcoming meal in paradise is going to be beef (first course is whale liver for some reason). God will sacrifice one of their “gods”, a bull that is currently grazing in the fields of paradise, and we will be served its flesh. It must be a horrific thing to behold before being asked kindly to enter eternal damnation. I’m not sure if they’ve heard of this but it is solid grounds for their dislike of Islam.

 

[Crispy Jakes]

Cant you just lie about your exp? Thats what I did to get my first real job.

"just lie in your resume saar, say you top in class and close $1 million us dollar sale in the IBMs"

Not the first time you've outed yourself as a ESL third worlder here.

Young people shouldn't have to drag themselves down to playing low-trust-society Jeet games. Not that it would help them when all the junior roles are in some "innovation center" in Hyderabad or Bangalore. The only part of the job market that hasn't been completely shit on by mass immigration third worlders are very senior roles and you can't fake decades of job experience when you're a 20-something graduate.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

When the jeets make a game anything, it's gonna end in disaster.

kindly provide noose saar i am want to redeem afterlife